May 13, 2026
May 12, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Party on.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women https://t.co/uay1ttMTnY pic.twitter.com/hk6jok7wsQ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 12, 2026
DAVID HARSANYI: Nick Kristof’s grotesque journalistic malpractice.
Kristof’s most cartoonishly evil accusation contends that the Israelis use trained dogs to rape Palestinian prisoners. This hoax is the favorite of online antisemitic podcaster types. Not only has there never been a shred of evidence that this has happened, but it’s also probably “biologically and cognitively unfeasible” for humans to train dogs to rape people.
The dog rape claim originates with the EuroMed Human Rights Monitor, a pro-Hamas Qatari-based group. It was spread by, among other shady types, conspiracy theorist Shaiel Ben-Ephraim, a former postdoctoral fellow at UCLA who was forced to leave the school after sexual-harassment allegations involving minors.
Palestinians have spent over 70 years pulling hoaxes on gullible Westerners to gain sympathy. Anyone who’s followed the Middle East situation for more than five minutes is aware that Israel’s enemies are constantly making up ludicrous claims about trained animals. Israelis are apparently the greatest animal trainers in history. The country has been accused of deploying sharks, rats, lizards, cows, dolphins, hawks, and pigs by its enemies. The only difference here is that a Western journalist was credulous or despicable enough to spread the conspiracy.
It’s probably no accident, incidentally, that Kristof ran his victim-blaming propaganda the week we got a 300-page report detailing first-hand testimony and verifiable evidence that rape was “systematic” and “integral” to the Hamas Oct. 7 terrorist attack. Another recent report finds Hamas using international aid to sexually exploit women, especially widows and divorcees.
In a column at Commentary titled “The End of Our Illusions,” Seth Mandel adds:
We want Kristof and his defenders to be like us. But they are not like us—and they punish us for our good faith.
Serious allegations—and there are few allegations more serious than the ones being alleged here—deserve heaps of evidence and careful scrutiny. The report delivered by the Israeli commission is a model of such investigation. The Times’s rumor mill is the opposite.
There is another reason the timing is important. The Times’s evidence-free allegations against Israelis dulled outrage about the evidence-packed report of sexual violence perpetrated by Gazans against Israelis. The only beneficiaries of this timing are the Hamas foot soldiers who raped and tortured innocent civilians. Only the very worst people in the world have gained.
And there’s another reason we want to believe that Israel’s critics are morally intact. Plenty of them are. Those are probably the ones we don’t hear from. Unfortunately, the ones we keep hearing from don’t believe this conflict has anything to do with where Palestinians live but rather that Israelis live at all.
Exit quote: “We’re going to have to learn to treat the rumor-mongers differently than those who possess a shred of honesty, decency, and good faith. We’re going to have to draw a line and be wholly unsentimental about who belongs on which side of it.”
UPDATE:
EXCLUSIVE: Chilling accounts out of Israel of the IDF training sharks to come onto land to devour Palestinians in their homes, often gaining access by posing as innocuous candygram or pizza deliverers
So far I’ve got 14 sources confirming this, working to lock down more pic.twitter.com/cGoGKuIhZT
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 12, 2026
BIPARTISAN BILL BANS CHINESE EVS HERE: House Select Committee on China Chairman John Moolenaar (R-Mich.) and Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mich.) have teamed up on a proposed bill that would effectively ban import of Chinese, Russian, North Korean and Iranian Electric Vehicles to compete here on the U.S. market.
WHY ARE YOU CURIOUS? That’s an apt description of a “research study” funded by federal taxpayers. Don’t believe it? Check it out here.
WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE: The World’s First Nuclear Explosion Forged an ‘Impossible’ Crystal.
SORBITOL DANGERS: Popular Sugar-Free Sweetener Linked to Liver Disease, Study Warns.
It’s going to turn out that cyclamates were the only safe artificial sweetener, isn’t it?
KEEP YOUR BIKE SAFE: Woowind LP1 Bike Pump Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
21ST CENTURY ENTERTAINMENT:
THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB
it's called Halupedia.
nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.
the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you… pic.twitter.com/PbtRzxlQch
— Nav Toor (@heynavtoor) May 12, 2026
Here’s the link.
ICYMI: We Get Greenland! (Sort Of).
Xavier Becerra was in the Biden Administration as the DHS Secretary. He was terrible at the job and did not keep the ‘homeland’ safe, in the least. Democrats fail up, so now he is running for the job of top executive in California.
He sat down for a news interview and before they started, he wanted to be sure the journalist knew he expected a friendly interview and not a ‘gotcha’ interview. How does he expect to run a huge state when he’s afraid of a news interview? What a wimp!
Everyone’s been wondering whether Xavier Becerra can withstand scrutiny.
Take a look at this interview clip and judge for yourself. pic.twitter.com/7hCxvV7AOz
— Kevin Liao (@KevinLiao_) May 12, 2026
KTLA just ended Xavier Becerra pic.twitter.com/oMuWmbdm8n
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) May 12, 2026
The reporter's reaction to this exchange… https://t.co/aiJrIn1SHo pic.twitter.com/Glm3nXP8z9
— Rob Pyers (@rpyers) May 12, 2026
THEY’RE DELICIOUSLY CINNAMONY? James Webb telescope zooms in on a black hole that could reveal the truth about ‘little red dots.’
HAHA:
BBC Pidgin sticks the knife in pic.twitter.com/M1xxTLOfXs
— Bovril-Gesellschaft (@BovrilG) May 11, 2026
It’s a hoax, but it’s still funny. Somewhere Joseph Conrad is smiling.
Related (not a hoax): There’s a Laboured Stench of Desperation Hanging in the Air Around No. 10 This Morning.
DISPATCHES FROM AL-BRIṬĀNIYĀ:
My restaurant might get shut down by authorities.
Reason – not selling Halal food
For years, we’ve worked hard to build our restaurant. We are now facing ongoing harassment, nuisances outside the restaurant, and repeated complaints to the local council aimed at shutting us down… pic.twitter.com/eCarnGm1dE— Harman Singh Kapoor (@kingkapoor72) May 12, 2026
POWER, UNLIMITED POWER! How to Make the Trump Battleship Even Deadlier With This 1 Weird Trick.
LIMITED TIME DEAL: ORARAER Biometric Smart Gun Safe with Wireless Charging. #CommissionEarned
CORRECTION: YOU’LL TOTALLY BELIEVE WHAT SHE JUST FOUND.
You are not gonna believe what I just found
The California Mayor who admitted to being a Chinese spy donated to the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee
Democrat Senators are being funded by Chinese spies
If it was the other way around, it would be front page news for weeks pic.twitter.com/wlHyLYzdub
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 12, 2026
“The only problem with tainted money is there taint enough of it.”
I PREFER .458 WINCHESTER: Safety Tip: Don’t Bet Your Life on Bear Spray.
HANG ON AND BRING THE WHOLE PARTY WITH YOU, KEIR: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces growing calls to quit.
SAME, BUT THE C-IN-C DISAGREES, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
Trump: No Need to Rush Anything With Iran
Frankly, I would rather see action rather than talk
I would like to see oil prices and inflation back down
And I am sick and tired of Iran poking us in the eye on the world stage, and making it look like we're desperate for some sort…
— John Betts (@JohnFromCranber) May 12, 2026
DON’T GET COCKY: Democrats Running for the White House: A Parade of Long Shots.