April 16, 2026
ON PRE-ORDER FOR RELEASE ON THE 23rd: FROM SARAH A. HOYT:
#CommissionEarned

Some letters come from the living. Some come from the dead. This one comes with a formula that turns a rowboat into a miracle.
Seventeen-year-old Lord Michael Ainsling — youngest brother of the Duke of Darkwater, builder of mechanical marvels, survivor of fairyland — receives a letter from a man sixteen years dead. The inventor Tristram Blakley has not perished; he has been imprisoned by his own genius and begs the one mind in all of Avalon brilliant enough to understand his work to set him free. All Michael has to do is find seven missing brothers first and walk a magical path..
Fifteen-year-old Albinia Blakley has spent her whole life under her mother’s iron thumb — and her mother is a witch. The day Al finally escapes down a rope of knotted sheets, she lands in a world she doesn’t recognize, with no money, no magic kit, and no idea that the stranger who catches her is about to become her greatest ally.
Together, a girl with more secrets than she knows and a boy who builds machines that try to murder him must outwit a sorceress, navigate the treacherous courts of Fairyland, and unravel an enchantment years in the making — before a family is lost for good.
Witch’s Daughter is a gaslamp fantasy brimming with wit, warmth, and wonder, for readers who love their magic wrapped in velvet and their adventures served with morning tea.
WHEN DEMOCRATS TALK ABOUT MORALITY, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS. AND SONS. AND WALLETS. AND DOG.
2025. Chuck Todd discusses honesty and the superior morality of the Democrat party with Eric Swalwell.
It mattered not to Chuck Todd or to about 100 other hosts that Eric Swalwell spent three years lying on national TV during the Russia collusion hoax. pic.twitter.com/wGPpMXQgvl
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 15, 2026
Related, from America’s paper of record:
After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate https://t.co/4uaE9NKqQ1 pic.twitter.com/A6FeuY2IS5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 15, 2026
CONGRESS MUST COME CLEAN: Swalwell scandal spotlights the depth of hidden corruption that has plagued Congress for decades. It’s time to shine the cleansing light of transparency, beginning with making public all of the heretofore secret settlements and associated hush fund protecting others like Swalwell, past and present. Check out my new column on PJ Media.
IT’S TIME TO STOP TOLERATING SHIT ON OUR STREETS: From Streets to Bedrooms: How Shigella Spreads in America.
The rule sof public hygiene worked. They existed for a reason. Abolishing them has no good reason beyond wanting to destroy what works.
I BLAME ALLOWING TWITS TO WRITE THEIR OWN VOWS: ‘No-fault’ divorce has made life more painful for parents and children.
THE THINGS YOU CAN’T SAY: Southport murder report and another dance around the unpalatable truth about asylum seekers.
YEAH. I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED: Is anyone surprised by this?
BUT THEY ONLY DO IT WHEN THE DEMOCRATS ALLOW: The Media Patting Its Own Back Begins Anew.
GIVE THANKS FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT: Do “combat-trained Islamists in Britain … now outnumber the British Army”?
IT’S RIDICULOUS. ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU’RE TRUSTING PEOPLE WHO HATE THE COUNTRY: How the Left Convinced Americans That AI Data Centers Are the Root of All Evil.
LOTS OF FOOD FOR THOUGHT, BUT PARTICULARLY ABOUT TRUSTING ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC: T&I, which is nothing like T&A.
NO, THE LEFT IS NOT MORE CREATIVE THAN THE RIGHT: Creativity, Markets and Blindness.
YES, I DO AIM TO MAKE YOUR TBR LIST EXPLODE: Or at least to give you choices of authors to explore. Writers who don’t hate you, Extraordinary Promo Post 4
April 15, 2026
PRETTY SURE WHAT HE SEES IN THE MIRROR IS NOT WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD SEES:
That guy is not aging well https://t.co/4GOtZexvfK
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 15, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.
THE WALT DISNEY CO. BEGINS LAYING OFF 1,000 EMPLOYEES:
The Walt Disney Co. on Tuesday began layoffs expected to lead to 1,000 job cuts across the company.
Josh D’Amaro, who in February succeeded Bob Iger as chief executive, announced broader layoffs following a move in January to consolidate Disney’s marketing division. The cuts are expected to fall across the Burbank, California-based company’s traditional television businesses, including ESPN, as well as its movie studio. Employees in product and technology, and in certain corporate functions will also be affected.
Let’s check in with the news and opinion division of Disney:
On ABC, Rahm Emanuel literally says a Biden White House should tell people laid off from retail stores like JC Penney to learn to code.
He actually said this. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/xlSnVi7445
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) November 7, 2020
UPDATE: Link in headline was missing before; now added.
GRAY LADY DIVES FOR FAINTING COUCH (AGAIN): NYT Melts Down Over Texas Rangers Statue Outside… Texas Rangers’ Stadium.
The New York Times and its sports section, The Athletic, has found its newest outrage target: a statue of a Texas Ranger outside Globe Life Field, home of the Texas Rangers. Seriously.
That was the basis for Sam Blum’s 2,000-plus-word Wednesday piece about the Rangers installing the “One Riot, One Ranger” statue at the ballpark. Fellow Athletic writer Stephen J. Nesbitt piled on by calling it a “deeply controversial” statue and capping off his post with the always-serious journalistic flourish: “Yikes.”
He also called Blum’s article “important work.” Yes, we need more sports journalists doing deep dives on… statues outside stadiums. These guys are really putting those journalism degrees to work.
The Texas Rangers installed a deeply controversial statue in their ballpark concourse this spring. And they aren't willing to provide answers as to why it's there.
Yikes.
Important work from @SamBlum3: https://t.co/LCvMyrHqrk pic.twitter.com/tQ1VISoLyT
— Stephen J. Nesbitt (@stephenjnesbitt) April 15, 2026
OutKick founder Clay Travis responded the way plenty of normal sports fans probably did.
“It’s a statue of a Texas Ranger at a Texas Rangers stadium,” Travis wrote on X, blasting The Athletic for treating the whole thing like Pulitzer Prize-worthy reporting.
Hard to improve on that, but I’ll try.
It’s a statue of a Texas Ranger at a Texas Rangers stadium, you pathetic loser. @TheAthletic sucks so bad. This is what they are “investigating.” Cancel your subscriptions. This is what you’re paying for. https://t.co/gDho34Mi2j
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 15, 2026
Exit quote: “Keep in mind: the statue came down during the ‘Summer of Love’ when Black Lives Matter activists were burning American cities to the ground and basically demanding that all American history be erased. The statue removal from Dallas Love Field came at a time that practically any statue that depicted a white person was at risk of being removed, defaced or destroyed. The Athletic tries to make a point that the statue being taken out of the airport is a signal it shouldn’t exist anywhere, publicly. But that ignores the broader context of 2020.”
Of course it does — because the left’s worldview is permanently trapped in that annus horribilis, and they can’t figure out how the rest of us were never trapped in that box canyon.
WELL, THEY’RE NOT WRONG:
Yale has issued a new report on declining public trust in higher education.
The New York Times has a great headline summing it up:
This is so refreshing. The first step is admitting the problem. pic.twitter.com/NKF64F7lL7
— Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) April 15, 2026
GAY TALESE ON A WRITER’S LIFE:
An unrelenting winter and circumstance dictated a most uncustomary form of interview with Gay Talese: a phone call. Another ice storm in New York kept Talese in his Upper East Side townhouse, where he first occupied a bachelor pad as a New York Times reporter at 26 and then bought the whole property with his wife, Nan, by 1973, when he was a writer – and subject – at Esquire. On a January late afternoon, when the call arrived, Talese was pushing 95, and I was in Pennsylvania, laid up on crutches and recovering from a knee injury. There was no time for a serendipiter’s journey.
“When I was younger and working in the field, I always felt you have to be there in person,” said Talese, who in 1999, following a post-anniversary European sojourn with Nan, and in a fit of inspiration and determination, suspended his plans to return home and instead flew to China to pursue a story about the soccer player whose kick cost her team the World Cup. He didn’t return to New York for five months. “You observe so much in person that you don’t get over the phone,” said Talese. “But that’s what the limitations are like today. I can’t meet you. I’m 94, and I can’t go outside. It’s snowing outside.”
In his writing life, Talese has accumulated untold flyer miles, sources, and carefully cut shirt boards – his preference for notetaking, as the son of a Calabrese tailor. There was never a smartphone or recorder, nor even email, until The New Yorker requested that he start submitting his stories online. Today, “people have a narcissistic relationship with their phone,” said Talese. “I never had a phone.”
Indeed, Talese is among the last writers to have lived a life free of pixels, texts, and scrolls. Instead, he pursued his subjects, either befriending them or observing them if they were averse, and then wrote about them with detachment, fairness, and meticulous care. Stories germinated from chance encounters, late-night dinner conversations, and periods of waiting. Drafts and rewrites were composed on yellow legal pads and the typewriter.
It was how Talese could produce his most famous profile, “Frank Sinatra Has a Cold,” published 60 years ago this month in Esquire, and write how “New York Is a City of Things Unnoticed,” at 28 for the magazine. “The problem in New York today: most people don’t see anything. They’re looking down in their fucking phones,” said Talese. “They’re walking the streets and everybody’s looking down, not up. I was always looking up … wondering what goes on up there.” But now the influencers abound. “No one gives a shit about what’s going on anywhere except in their fucking phone.”
Read the whole thing.
WOW, IT REALLY IS THE GAYS OF HORMUZ:
So that’s what happened to those Nautilus submarines they removed from Disney World https://t.co/bDZu2dewIe
— Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) April 15, 2026
Note that breakthroughs in miniaturization will eventually allow the Iranians an even smaller one-man version of that sub:

Classical reference in headline:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 31, 2026