August 29, 2026
August 28, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.
MOVE THE OBSERVATORIES TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON, LIKE GOD AND ROBERT HEINLEIN INTENDED. Massive space mirrors could be 40 times brighter than the full moon, astronomers warn. ‘It will be worse than big cities like London’.
JUST ANOTHER INSTALLMENT IN TRUMP’S ANACONDA STRATEGY:
It’s the Venezuelan dividend.
Take out the brutal dictator who turned a prosperous nation that pumped money out of the ground into a wretched impoverished third world hellhole. Welcome Venezuela back. Cut China and Cuba off from a cheap oil source.
The other part. No accident… https://t.co/2K7RZscSQC
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) August 29, 2026
Trump wages financial war on his opponents, and Scott Bessent is his financial Patton, Marco Rubio his diplomatic Eisenhower.
It’s funny that this came out right after Canada walked away from the trade deal.
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Teacher who acted like she was in ‘Sabrina Carpenter video’ is convicted of decades-old sex assaults on students.
READER FAVORITE: Snailax Full Body Massage Mat with Heat. #CommisisonEarned
IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST GONE FOR 3 DAYS: 2027 Lincoln Corsair Hybrid First Look: Back From the Dead Already.
THE NEW SPACE RACE: ‘It’s going to be beautiful’: President Trump signs order to create US Space Academy.
President Donald Trump today (Aug. 28) signed an executive order creating the U.S. Space Academy, an institution of higher learning that will train students for a career studying, exploring, exploiting or helping to protect the final frontier.
“It’ll serve both the United States Space Force as well as NASA and the civilian spaceflight industry, and it’ll attract, train and graduate the very very best of our nation,” Trump said today during a ceremony at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston, at which he awarded the Artemis II moon astronauts the nation’s highest space honor.
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Within the next 120 days, the commission will submit a report “with recommendations on governance framework, service obligations for graduates, physical location of the academy, legislative requirements and more,” NASA officials wrote in today’s statement.
It’s a shame the name Starfleet Academy is sullied.
$50 TRILLION IN THREE YEARS? America just hit the $40 Trillion National Debt milestone. But another $10 Trillion added by July 2029?
YES:
It was easy for Trump to walk right in and take over the Republican Party bc they were all false fronts. Kristol, Tucker. I resent this tremendously. https://t.co/c9TDV735av
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) August 28, 2026
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Did What We All Want to Do to Cyclists Sometimes. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the worst excuse for super-speeding, how to get lucky with Sheriff Grady, and the perfect thing to wear to a robbery in Tennessee.”
CLEAN YOUR TEETH: Plaque Remover for Teeth. #CommissionEarned
MANUFACTURED HYSTERIA: The Gun Control Machine Tries to Whip Up Panic Over Incremental Suppressor Deregulation.
21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Laser used to shoot down cartel drones near Mexico border. “Officials described the drones, though exact locations were not disclosed, as ‘hostile’ and that they posed a ‘physical threat’ to U.S. service members and Customs and Border Protection personnel.”
NEWS FROM ACROSS THE POND: Why Conservatives on this Side of the Atlantic Lose. “There are far too many conservative politicians and commentators who lack spines. They are afraid to stand tall, and they will retreat even before being criticized.”