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April 5, 2026
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MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE OBAMA ERA WAS ALL THE RACIAL HEALING:
This is all intentional. Race relations were actually improving until the second term of Obama.
Then the propaganda media activated the Ferguson/BLM playbook — straight out of Critical Race Theory — and it's been downhill ever since. https://t.co/FS1YV5qqdA
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) April 4, 2026
UPDATE:
In case anyone is interested in the Hollywood side of this equation: https://t.co/JxKvlw1tfT https://t.co/6ny4ufF0O4
— George MF Washington (@GMFWashington) April 5, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
“IT’S A TESTAMENT TO THE U.S. MILITARY THAT NO AMOUNT OF EQUIPMENT IS MORE VALUABLE THAN A SINGLE AIRMAN’S LIFE:”
It’s a testament to the U.S. military that no amount of equipment is more valuable than a single airman’s life. https://t.co/nAuwzovtnK
— Armchair Admiral 🇬🇧 (@ArmchairAdml) April 5, 2026
During World War II, Hitler was convinced that Americans lacked the will to fight and that any who did would be quickly overwhelmed.
When early reports arrived from the battles in North Africa, German observers noted that Americans fought differently from the Europeans.
Rather… https://t.co/1ls4Rl78MN
— Craig Fuller 🛩🚛🚂⚓️ (@FreightAlley) April 5, 2026
Tweet continues:
Rather than charging aggressively and risking heavy infantry casualties, U.S. forces relied on overwhelming firepower—staying at a distance and expending vast quantities of artillery with little hesitation. Thanks to unmatched industrial production and logistics, fresh supplies were always available.
This approach allowed relatively smaller American units to wear down much larger and well-entrenched enemy forces.
In contrast, German and other European doctrines often emphasized aggressive maneuver and were sometimes more willing to accept high casualties to achieve objectives or preserve key equipment.
This material-heavy American style surprised many Germans, including Hitler, who had long dismissed U.S. soldiers as soft and lacking in fighting spirit. He believed soldiers were cheap and expendable; he discovered too late that Americans fought to conserve lives by expending machines and ammunition instead.
It was one of many reasons for Germany’s defeat—perhaps the hardest for some foreigners to fully understand.
Americans place a high value on the lives of our soldiers. Equipment and shells could always be replaced.
Why, it’s as if:
I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper. https://t.co/mmRtDKQB56
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 5, 2026
Sadly, the timing of the rescue probably ensures that there won’t be a Hollywood movie about it:
This is absolutely going to be a movie one day soon and the screenwriter better not miss the fact that he was lost on Good Friday in local time zone and rescued on Easter before sunrise. https://t.co/YPe0qOkdcY
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 5, 2026
Oh, and speaking of timing:
Checking in on “Le Dying Empire” meme:
The US lost one 40 year old fighter jet over the course of 12,000 combat sorties then immediately rescued the pilot in hostile territory – while simultaneously sending astronauts to the moon. https://t.co/5XAulhMCWG pic.twitter.com/0Oti3WLAE5
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) April 5, 2026
Related:
P.J. O'Rourke was always right. From the classic "Among The Euro-Weenies," 1986: pic.twitter.com/yVXTwvf3da
— Will Collier (@willcollier) April 5, 2026
UPDATE:
Notice how no one's honking or yelling about the blocked roads. Everyone is just casually standing around, calmly talking.
This traffic jam is on purpose. It's meant to slow down and even block IRGC and Bassij terrorists from getting to the pilot.
I told you that Iranians in… https://t.co/bvssWajkU1
— Goldie Ghamari | گلسا قمری 🇮🇷 (@gghamari) April 5, 2026
GENIUS MOVE: Did ICE Just Use the DMV as Bait to Lure Illegal Alien Truck Drivers?
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) may have dropped off the radar a little bit after things settled down in Minneapolis, but a flurry of arrests just outside Pittsburgh suggests that ICE is as active as ever and addressing a problem that’s been a long time coming.
ICE arrested a reported 13 people at a driver’s license center in a quiet, rural location 40 miles north of downtown Pittsburgh on April 3.
According to WPXI-TV, the local East Franklin Police Department placed calls to ICE “after concerned citizens reported an abnormally large amount of individuals outside the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) driver licensing center in Kittanning, Pennsylvania.”
The center, which is normally only open two days a week, was “overrun” by fighting-age young men from other countries applying for driver’s licenses and seeking other services. Witnesses said the center was filled with long lines.
EPIC!🔥🔥🔥
ICE carried out a major operation in Kittanning, PA. They sent letters to truck drivers about renewing their CDLs, prompting them to show up at the DMV. Agents then moved in and detained dozens of undocumented migrants.
Here’s the before-and-after result. pic.twitter.com/z2GCydOhRs
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) April 4, 2026
When ICE arrived, federal agents were able to arrest 13 illegal aliens from countries including Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Turkmenistan. At least one person allegedly resisted arrest and reportedly assaulted a law enforcement officer.
Local residents praised ICE for its quick response to the situation and for taking their calls seriously.
In accordance with the prophecy:
“Now have ICE operate the DMVs.” pic.twitter.com/9t0p4GCPIq
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) March 24, 2026
MAYBE WE NEED A SPACE PLUMBERS’ UNION? More than half way to the moon, the Artemis II astronauts are grappling with a toilet problem.
Related:
Remember when Jimmy Kimmel made fun of plumbers and then literal rocket scientists couldn’t fix the toilet https://t.co/bn8HJqF0cA
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) April 4, 2026
NOBODY LOVES CHICAGO MORE THAN I DO, BUT ….: “Bailing Out Chicago Would Send a Dangerous Message.” Mismanaged cities need to learn the hard way. (And for those of you who think I shouldn’t love Chicago, I can’t help it. It’s hard not to love the city where you first became an independent adult.)
“FIGHTING US TROOPS ISN’T LIKE BEATING TEENAGE GIRLS:”
Hearing a bunch of dumb regime loyalists also got killed last night because they wanted the $60k bounty and climbed up the mountain only to realise fighting US troops isn't like beating teenage girls.
Good riddance really.
— 𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) April 5, 2026
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QUESTION ASKED: Why Are They Here?
It seems that one can best explain America’s immigration policies with the supposition that they were crafted by our enemies to do as much harm as possible. That thought is prompted by news that the niece and grand-niece of Iran’s arch terrorist, Gen. Qasem Soleimani, killed by an American missile during the first Trump administration, are to be deported[.]
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Afshar may have reviled the U.S. as the Great Satan, but she herself reveled in a luxurious Los Angeles lifestyle, presumably courtesy of the oppressed people of Iran[.]
If she appeared in public looking like that in Soleimani’s Iran–no head scarf, not to mention being scantily clad–she would be in danger of having her eyes gouged out. No such worries here in “Satanic” America.
Imagine how those photos are playing in Iran — and the rest of the Middle East — right now:
I was considering this from the American perspective, but from the Arabic, Iranian, and Muslim perspective this is a huge propaganda coup for the American government. These photos completely discredit Iran, at a moment when Iranian soldiers are deserting and demoralized. https://t.co/oGsNeTh97o pic.twitter.com/3zRcJ1eIMB
— Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) April 5, 2026
UPDATE:
Modern warfare is wild.
America will be at war with your country and the generals grand daughter will be doing coke at Coachella over the weekend.
God bless America. pic.twitter.com/8YTLLy21Gc
— Skely (@123skely) April 5, 2026
THE EUROPEAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS:
>Rumors of the US planning to put a FOB with strategic airlift inside Iran to extract the uranium start circulating
>Frenchman says “hey you can’t do that”
> US puts a FOB with strategic airlift inside Iran to extract downed aircrew as the Frenchman speaks https://t.co/PsXpCGd96p pic.twitter.com/fbB5B4KaXQ
— Jack D Ripper (@d16b0lical) April 5, 2026
Or this, either:
But we don’t call it our “greatest military success of all time.” We call it “business as usual.”
If you want to know why the US & IAF have the best and most committed pilots/aviators in the world, it’s because they know we will do everything in our power to bring them home.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 5, 2026
I’d argue the worst failures we’ve suffered in the last 50 years were when we failed to do things like Americans.
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF SCHADENFREUDE:
The best part of this is obviously the return of our soldiers
The second best part is watching the Arab world mock the IRGC relentlessly https://t.co/5cRgJQn8cd
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) April 5, 2026
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AN IMPORTANT REMINDER:
In the 1970’s, the KGB put together an operational plan for undermining America via informational warfare and ideological subversion:
“To change the perception of reality of every American to such an extent that no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of… https://t.co/ScCSYXqaie
— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 5, 2026
Exit quote: “Our enemies have spent decades creating an environment to try to bring about the destruction of America. Now they have a bunch of allies in America actively trying to assist, whether because they don’t like the current administration or because they want to undermine our current system. But what they are doing is obvious and no one should forget who is playing a role in it.”
IMPRESSIVE… MOST IMPRESSIVE:
It isn't so much that Iranians are that bad, it is just that Americans are that good. https://t.co/Tgrq2RqVcs
— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) April 5, 2026
Related:
U.S. engineers were repairing and even building new airfields on Okinawa while the battle for the island was still ongoing. https://t.co/qlV1bOm2ra
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 5, 2026
It’s how our guys have done things for a long time, and it’s great to see that they’ve still got it.
LEFTISTS KEEP CALLING PETE HEGSETH INCOMPETENT AND YET WE KEEP SEEING THINGS LIKE THIS:
The most interesting aspect of the weapons officer rescue in Iran was CENTCOM's ability to use so many disparate personnel and capabilities in such a rapid and integrated way. They were making it up as they went along with complex tools and time critical sequences.
There is a…
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 5, 2026
ROGER KIMBALL: The End of NATO—and Other Spring Tidings.
JEALOUS LOSERS GONNA BE JEALOUS LOSERS:
A couple of folks have sent this along. As I was saying. https://t.co/nwDd20DmrH
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) April 5, 2026
I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper. https://t.co/mmRtDKQB56
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 5, 2026
The phrase that comes to mind is, "America, Fuck Yeah." https://t.co/auhsJ6qrTX
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 5, 2026
And read this, from Australia:
From Martin Iles, reposted:
Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something.
The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned.
We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are.…
— Tom Kratman (@TKratman) April 5, 2026
Excerpt:
Somehow, we have landed the deal of a lifetime with the USA that says, “when the baddies come, you’ll save us ok?” Because we can’t save ourselves.
And we live in peace. But we keep gnawing away at freedoms, keep enabling China, and get flabby and disinterested about our military because Uncle Sam’s got it.
And, let’s be honest, Americans are widely looked down on. To add insult to injury, we don’t think that highly of our protectors.
So, the USA is finally saying “enough.” I am here, I can tell you what the vibe is, and that’s it. Trump is doing what people want in this regard. They’re over it.
And we come across all shocked and hard done by. We behave like people with no self-insight at all.
Yes, the global alliance system is all over the place now. From America’s perspective, it’s about time.
And I must say, though I be a proud Australian, I am forced to agree. Something has to change.
Indeed.
UPDATE:
America, please don’t listen to the new narrative that we wasted so much equipment to save one life.
There’s a reason recruiting is through the roof.
And it’s because we don’t leave your sons and daughters behind enemy lines because it’s financially convenient.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) April 5, 2026
Im beginning to understand, why Americans feel the way they do about us.
Incomprehensibly difficult operation to save the finest America has to offer. And all morons can scream about is “what about the money?” while incessantly lying. https://t.co/81dTk5T7IA
— Kama (@Kama_Kamilia) April 5, 2026
Trump orders two transport planes blown up so Iranians don’t steal and reverse-engineer our technology after a wildly successful rescue mission of two American pilots deep inside Iranian territory.
Biden leaves behind $85 billion in military equipment to the Taliban and over 100…
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) April 5, 2026
Everyone cried about the press losing their normal ability to freely roam the pentagon soliciting leaks, but notice how the military just pulled off an incredible top secret rescue operation without any Bolshevik subversion gumming things up
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 5, 2026
OK. To recap. In the last 24 hours:
1) American military set up a base within enemy territory to rescue a downed flier, defying the ill-wishes of countless lefty douchebags plus fulfilling the shahadat jones of untold IRCG and Basij.
2) Americans reclaimed their indigenous…
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 5, 2026
How long before the theory emerges that the US deliberately ordered the F-15 crew to bail out over Iran so they could rescue them dramatically.https://t.co/mgyqA6dvk1
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 5, 2026
Between January’s Maduro extradition and today’s F-15 WSO rescue, President Trump is demonstrating an exceptionally high risk tolerance for military operations in his second term. Not a great time to be an adversary of the US! https://t.co/h3FUn1BJLa
— Peter Meijer (@PeterMeijer) April 5, 2026
A high risk tolerance coupled with tremendous ability to execute that makes the risks, though not zero, lower than adversaries calculate.