AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity https://t.co/UadGKYACav

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026

Speaking of which:

File a complaint. https://t.co/9TS0ahJ6Pg

— John Blaze 🇺🇸 (@blaze31300) September 4, 2026

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Ohio State U. to pay $2.1M after failing to disclose researchers’ China ties.

ACTRESS LOSES THE PLOT: John Nolte: Jane Fonda’s Rant Against Extending Human Lifespans Is a Bizarre Jumble of Slogans.

Jane Fonda is 88 years old, and her recent rant against the “global elite” looking to extend the human lifespan was so disjointed and bizarre, maybe it’s time for a wellness check. Sure, she’s always been wrong about everything, but she’s also been pretty articulate.

Let’s look at her answer to a question about “longevity” on Thursday while she was honored at something called the DVF Awards.
Fonda was asked, “Within the global elites, longevity seems to be all the rage. What are your thoughts on that?”

Here’s her full answer with my editorial interruptions…

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The big problem is — and this has never happened in the history of humankind — if this was happening at any other time, you could say: “We’re going to win in the end.” But because of the climate crisis, we don’t have that much time. You know, there’s a point where if it gets too hot, then there’s no going back.

Okay, Grandma.

It’s like she memorized five talking points: oligarchs, billionaires, robots, trad wives, and global warming, only to get them all jammed up in her head. Then she just vomited them out in a shower of incoherence.

Most baffling is her opposition to longevity. Jane Fonda is a role model for longevity, no? She’s kept herself in marvelous shape, and now she’s 88 and still going strong.

What we have here is more proof that there is no intellect or logic on the left anymore, just the thoughtless, knee-jerk spewing of emotions.

“But because of the climate crisis, we don’t have that much time.” And that clock is ticking — in January of 2020, she babbled to Stephen Colbert that “the scientists were saying we have 10 years before it’s going to go so far over the cliff that there’s no turning back. The environment and climate will unravel, and there’s nothing we can do.” Wow, if only there wasn’t a massive campaign against nuclear power in the late ’70s and ’80s. Who was its spokeswoman?

Incidentally, later that year she called Covid “God’s gift to the left.”  Maybe she really does have a grudge against longevity.

MASSIVE RESISTANCE: UNLV job template calls for DEI support as university says statements aren’t required.

JOHN LUCAS: The confession of Khalid Sheikh Muhammed — What you need to know but don’t know. And an historical contrast that may shed light on the matter.

“IS THIS THE NEW ME TOO MOVEMENT?” “An Illinois mother allegedly hanged her 2-year-old son that she described as the ‘anti-Christ’ — hours after discussing the Lindsay Clancy case with friends….”

WHY PEOPLE DON’T TRUST THIS STUFF:

Lorena Bobbitt was found not guilty by reason of insanity and got out five weeks later.

John Hinckley Jr. was found not guilty by reason of insanity and he’s free too.

Tyree Smith murdered and cannibalized a guy, found not guilty by reason of insanity and he’s free, too. https://t.co/U32CC2mFrF

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) September 5, 2026

LET’S HOPE THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR REPEATS AS FARCE, NOT TRAGEDY:

I never imagined I would live to see Spain, once so carefully restored to democratic respectability after Franco, reduced to this sorry spectacle.

An erratic demagogue whose entire family is under investigation or indictment for corruption now occupies the Moncloa. Pedro… https://t.co/nkLh6DcScm

— Conrad Black (@ConradMBlack) September 4, 2026

THE DEMOCRATS REALLY CAN’T FIND NORMAL GUYS: “It’s been a solid minute since Graham Platner burnt up on entry, so let’s check in on Democrats and their “trying super hard to be normal” guy candidates. Today we’ve got several fake gym rats, pole climbers and hot dog gobblers, and a guy I’ve decided to dub Roboslop.”

Regular guys don’t want to be Democrats. And if any did slip through, they’d be unacceptable to the rabid wackadoos who control the Party.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST GOOD FRIENDS. I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW FAR THE RELATIONSHIP HAD PROGRESSED:

Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator for 'Godzilla x Kong: Supernova'.

The previous Monsterverse films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.

(via: https://t.co/kxcKSaghbZ) pic.twitter.com/jWnNXkme91

— Monsterverse News (@MVFilmNews) September 4, 2026

PUSHBACK IN BRITAIN:

🚨BREAKING: A massive number of blacked out men in balaclavas have taken control of roads in Dover right now to protest to the illegal migrant invasion

They are REFUSING to move, with more protesters beginning to arrive.

The whole country backs them. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/9U7egGl9yr

— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) September 5, 2026

For 70 years we have been ignored, Tony Blair even "rubbed our noses in diversity." The worm has turned with the blockade in Dover. https://t.co/faIN7rB5nf

— David Atherton (@daveatherton) September 5, 2026

UPDATE:

OK. Been wondering when England was going to start. https://t.co/FQndh9HAZ6

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) September 5, 2026

Obviously a large-scale coordinated action.

Which seems to have flown under the radar.

Where it goes, we shall see. Glad to see England rising. https://t.co/G2go0vgEBn

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) September 5, 2026

BILL OF ATTAINDER: Nick Shirley SUES California Over ‘Stop Nick Shirley Act.’ “Nick Shirley announced today on X that he is suing the state of California over the controversial bill signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom that critics have dubbed the ‘Stop Nick Shirley Act.'”

THE ABOLITION OF BRITAIN: England’s Historic Cathedrals Turn to Pop Concerts and Silent Discos.

A Luther Vandross impersonator is performing in various cathedrals including the nave of St. Albans Cathedral, the oldest site of continuous Christian worship in Britain that stands on the burial place of Britain’s first martyr, St. Alban.

Meanwhile, Wells Cathedral, founded in 1175 as the first entirely Gothic-style cathedral in Britain, will be the venue for an imitation David Bowie concert on Nov. 21.

Every medieval cathedral in England appears to be hosting these concerts, except for two: Westminster Abbey and Christ Church Cathedral in Oxford. The events, aimed principally at generating much-needed funds, are commercially operated by a Spanish company called “Fever” that introduced them in early 2021 with classical music. The concerts then expanded, becoming pop and rock cover bands a year later. The Register reached out to the company for comment, but it had not responded by press time.

Arguably more controversial than the candlelight concerts are “silent discos,” organized by another company, London-based MEGA Events, and which have been taking place in some of England’s most historic cathedrals for the past couple of years. One of the most recent was in Canterbury, for centuries England’s mother Church and where St. Thomas Becket was martyred, held on the Solemnity of the Assumption. The entertainment involves partygoers wearing headphones and waving strobe lights as they dance to pop music from the 1980s and ’90s over the tombs of deceased noble citizens.

Canterbury Cathedral’s most recent disco featured multiple bars and stalls in the nave’s side aisles selling alcohol and merchandise. The dean’s office stressed this all took place away from the site of St. Thomas Becket’s martyrdom in 1170. The historic cathedrals of St. Albans, Truro, Durham and Salisbury are also among those hosting these discos — coined “raves in the nave” by their critics. MEGA Events has been contacted for comment.

From last year: Graffiti art in Canterbury Cathedral ‘belongs in a car park.’ Anthony Burgess and Stanley Kubrick didn’t intend for A Clockwork Orange to be a how-to guide for 21st century British aesthetics:

In his 2000 book, The Abolition of Britain, Peter Hitchens wrote, at the conclusion of the chapter titled “Hell Freezes Over:”

The Church still goes through the motions, its priests and ministers officiating at abbreviated ceremonies in the production-line crematoria of the nation, at funerals where fewer and fewer of the younger mourners have any idea of how to behave, or dress, or speak, or of what to say. At the funerals of the young, entirely secular pop songs are often played as substitutes for hymns. In the last few years, mourners have taken to telling jokes during funeral eulogies, as if they were at a wedding. Decorum has disappeared not because people are consciously ill-mannered but because they have no idea that it is required. Children at a primary school in the Isle of Wight were spoken to sharply by their teachers in 1996 after they mocked and jeered at a passing funeral. Nobody had told them that death demanded respect. And in a world where blinds are not drawn down, and there are no hats to doff as the hearse goes by, how were they supposed to learn, and what does it matter anyway?

And yet, night after night, in the wards of a hundred hospitals, people die as they have always done, alone at the end and in many cases afraid of what is to come, more and more comforted by morphine, less and less by the Holy Ghost. We prefer not to notice. In the midst of death, we are in life and

John Lennon’s wish in ‘Imagine’—‘no religion, no heaven and no hell, and all the people thinking for today’—has come true. How odd that the Church itself should have helped it to do so, by abandoning its cold and austere central truth, that we must all die and may be judged, the one piece of ground nobody, not even Hitler or Stalin, could ever have captured from it.

As Drew Pavlou wrote above, “It’s actually stunning how much the elite of Britain hate their own culture and civilization. You couldn’t even invent this as satire.”

LET THE SUN SHINE IN: Success Academy Sues New York State For Suppressing AP Test Scores.

They aren’t hiding this stuff because it makes them look good.

AT AMAZON, Shop the Labor Day Sale. #CommissionEarned

CDR SALAMANDER: GOFO Accountability–Russian Style.

BETHANY MANDEL: Lindsay Clancy supporters may see mistrial as a victory — but it’s really a step backward for womankind.

Millions of American women are celebrating a victory of sorts this weekend — a hung jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial.

The case’s future is uncertain. It will likely be difficult to find enough jurors capable of coming to an unbiased decision after the entire country has been riveted by this trial.

It appears that 11 members of the jury favored some form of leniency, whether a not guilty by reason of insanity verdict or a lesser conviction, while one male holdout forced the jury to hang. He was, it appeared, a modern-day “Juror 8” from the famous play Twelve Angry Men — but in reverse*.

This is a victory for Clancy, whose team will now enter either another trial with the prospect of another sympathetic jury or plea negotiations with the upper hand.

* In more ways than one: Did 12 Angry Men get it wrong? 

CHANGE: Measurable and Stunning 18-Month Decline in Number of Foreign Born Living in the US. “In the 18 months from January 2025 to July of this year, the number of foreign-born people in the country has declined by 2.9 million. Like, I’m sorry – HOLY SMOKES. Now, that’s a number.”

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

SPACE: ‘A new mission starting today’: 8 years after launch, BepiColombo begins Mercury arrival.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: The US Could Have a $100 Billion Stash of Rare Earth Elements – Hiding in Coal Waste.

UPDATE: Reader John Steakley writes: “Be it lumber, coal, granite, marble, natural gas, rare earth elements, or just indefatigable young soldiers, America always returns to Appalachia for its most valuable resources. But as John Denver reminded us, where the mountains are older than trees, such returns are to be expected . . .”

So true. John and I were on the National Space Society board together. I had dinner with him not long before he died. He was much buffer than in his 1970s era, and very interested in aviation. Though perhaps not as safety-conscious as would have been ideal.

THE LONELY LIVES OF SCIENTISTS: Soil Scientists Buried 2,000 Pairs of Underwear to Prove a Point.

SETTING WOMEN’S RIGHTS BACK 200 YEARS: How Some Female Lindsay Clancy Jurors Reacted to the Mistrial Declaration. It’s Not Shocking.

PROFESSOR CARRINGTON, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Scientists Expose Unexpected Driver of the May 2024 Superstorm.

THAT OTHER GUY ON THE CROSS: No matter your view of Christianity, this short take by Alistair Begg should tickle your funny bone.