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May 23, 2026
DEVELOPING: Gunshots heard near White House. “The incident reportedly happened near 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue, which is the intersection just northwest of the White House.”
BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 23, 2026
BREAKING: About 30 shots fired outside the White House.
Secret Service reportedly rushed the press who were on the north lawn into the press briefing room.
ABC reporter Selina Wang was in the middle of filming when the shots rang out.pic.twitter.com/KvRZgbuXlm
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 23, 2026
UPDATE:
Per law enforcement:
Secret Service shoots two men outside of White House on 17th and Pennsylvania NW.
— đşđ¸ Mike Davis đşđ¸ (@mrddmia) May 23, 2026
UPDATE (8:25 PM):
Statement from @SecretService on the shooting near the White House, the gunman has died and a bystander injured:
âShortly after 6:00 p.m. Saturday, an individual approached a Secret Service checkpoint in the area of 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW. A preliminaryâŚ
— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) May 23, 2026
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OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER: The Long Farewell to Stephen Colbert Is Finally Over; Now We Can Laugh at the Grave Mourning of His Loss.
They're acting like it's the Kennedy assassination lol https://t.co/ffK2NbUvmy
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) May 22, 2026
I'm boggled by the idea that Colbert was "ministerial" when he called Trump a "prick-tator" and a "cock holster" for Putin.
A minister would feel an ounce of shame over the kind of vicious stuff Colbert says. https://t.co/ChTCKx3xZk
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) May 21, 2026
Many others this week have been flooding the headlines with this cancellation, and it has been a miasma of misinformation. As the show closes, the ongoing conceit has been that Colbert has been forced off the airwaves by President Trump. This, despite the reason given by multiple news outlets showing that this was a business decision by the network. First reported by Puck News, the program’s fiscal losses of between $40-50 million a year for CBS were also stated as a cause by the New York Post, and confirmed by the Wall Street Journal.
But letâs not allow data and spreadsheets to interrupt a political narrative! Trump cannot tolerate being insulted, and so he was forcing Colbert off the air as a form of retribution. As alleged noted historian Jon Meacham said, âAlways worry when they come for the comedians.â
VIDEO – Jon Meacham on Colbert: âAlways Worry When They Come for Comediansâ @StephenAtHome @jmeacham https://t.co/luWqSRG2Ej
— Grabien (@GrabienMedia) May 22, 2026
Exactly. CBS has replaced a member of the Democratsâ palace guardâŚ
Thank you, Stephen Colbert. pic.twitter.com/8tVBbtfiRi
— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 22, 2026
âŚWith a man who says this:
[Byron] Allen has revealed that he plans to lease the time slot from the network and sell its ad revenue himself. “I’m putting a lot of money in their cash register,” he said. “I am a gift from the money gods*. And the comedy gods.”
His series, however, will stay far away from the type of political humor that defined The Late Show. “I don’t care who you vote for. I just don’t care,” Allen said. “That’s your business. Go do what you gotta do, you know? I’m just here to make you laugh.”
Instead, Comics Unleashed will maintain its original format and feature, as Allen explained, “nothing political, nothing sexist, nothing racist, nothing antisemitic, nothing homophobic.” He added that he wants his show to “just be funny.”
The response from another palace guard? Jimmy Kimmel Urges Viewers to âNever Watch CBS Againâ After Colbert Finale.
To paraphrase Jon Meacham, always worry when the palace guard comes for the comedians:
It occurred to me today that people are mad at Tony and Shane for being âracistâ while Jimmy Kimmel is out here telling everyone not to watch a black manâs show.
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) May 23, 2026
* Wait, CBS will have a net inflow of money during their late night timeslot? That’s got to be a relief after all the cash this show hemorrhaged:
And itâs the reason they were canceled. That head count is more than most decent sized businesses. For 3 jokes a night, at best. https://t.co/50pAssA87w
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) May 23, 2026
UPDATE: âAlways worry when they come for the comedians:â
Remember that time a rodeo clown got cancelled and lost his livelihood for wearing an Obama mask in a humorous manner?
Good times… pic.twitter.com/7UTvWEUDTT
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) September 18, 2025
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JOHN NOLTE: Supergirl Actress Continues to Implode with Ridicule of âChristian Dads.â
.@NolteNC on Milly Alcock's sexism narrative:
Sheâs worried this movie will tank and with it her movie career â at least in blockbusters, so sheâs smearing superhero fans in advance as though anyone would have a problem with a girl playing ⌠Supergirl. https://t.co/njuaQ4sRX3
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) April 1, 2026
There was no backlash against the Wonder Woman series 50 years ago. No backlash against Ripley in Alien and Aliens over 40 years ago. Linda Hamilton? Pam Grier? Buffy? All of them loved, embraced, and are now iconic.
Anyway, after starting this fight back in March, Little Miss Entitled-Fake-Trailblazer is now responding to the criticism she desperately sought by ridiculing âChristian Dads.â
âI guess women know that this is just how itâs always been, unfortunately,â Alcock said of the criticism over her retarded comments back in March. âAnd itâs from a lot of people whose profiles have no photo, who are burner accounts. Or someoneâs name and then âDad of four, Christian,â which is hilarious to me. But I mean, whose opinion do you really care about? If youâre pissing the right kind of people off, youâre doing OK.â
Man alive.
Okay, itâs not all her fault. Sheâs pretty young and was even younger when fame arrived a few years ago with HBOâs House of Dragon. Fame warps you, especially at that age, and especially in a Hollywood that no longer stops its young stars from imploding like this. Sure, Mickey Rooney was an unholy terror in real life, but his public persona was so expertly managed that he became the biggest movie star in the world for a few years.
Warner Brothers shot themselves in the foot while promoting 2006âs Superman Returns, with the infamous slogan, âTruth, justice and . . . all that stuff,â and aiming the marketing of what should have been a family-friendly movie towards a gay audience. As a result:
While the film was one of the biggest films of the year, earning $391.1 million on a budget of $204â223 million and becoming the ninth highest-grossing film of 2006, Warner Bros. was disappointed with the worldwide box office return and cancelled a sequel for release in 2009.
Supergirlâs slogan is âTruth. Justice. Whatever.â

âWhateverâ may well be the audienceâs response next month.
TRUMP GOT INTRO FROM BIG NAME AT RALLY, AND LIBERALS WERE NOT HAPPY CAMPERS:
President Donald Trump was in New York for a rally on Friday at Rockland Community College in Suffern to support Republican Rep. Mike Lawler (NY-17) for re-election.
As our sister site Townhall observed, Trump got a pretty big introduction while he was there from N.Y. Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart. “Big Blue” is the nickname for the Giants, so of course, he first gave a shout-out to them and the fans.
New York Giants QB @JaxsonDart introduces @POTUS in New York! đĽđĽđĽ pic.twitter.com/TEAB4TWneG
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) May 22, 2026
“What an honor, what a privilege it is to be here,” Dart declared, then he introduced the “45th and 47th President of the United States.”
Trump was equally gracious, praising Dart’s skills and saying he, Trump, loved New York and that we needed to “straighten it out.”
Trump says Jaxson Dart is a "future hall of famer" pic.twitter.com/FQ4C8q9aC5
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Related: Question asked and answered:
OK, for those of you who are not NFL fans, please allow me to identify the folks involved here:
1. Jaxson Dart is the second year quarterback of the New York Football Giants. He is from Utah, graduated from Ole Miss, and is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day⌠https://t.co/BV2lwFARCL
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 23, 2026
When Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes were asked about President Trump attending a game, they said it was an honor to play in front of the president.
If this locker room is divided, itâs the intolerant ones who have the issue. https://t.co/L24ru7XtRr
— Matt Whitlock (@MattWhitlock) May 23, 2026
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HEY, WE DON’T SERVE THEIR KIND HERE! YOUR DROIDS — THEY’LL HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE. WE DON’T WANT THEM HERE! Southwest Bans Humanoid Robots After Viral Passenger Flights.
A humanoid robot made it to Dallas. Its fellow robots may not get the same boarding pass.
Southwest Airlines has banned âhuman-like or animal-like robotsâ from passenger cabins and checked luggage, citing concerns about the lithium-ion batteries used to power them. The rule follows viral flights in which travelers bought seats for event robots, creating confusion for crews over whether the machines counted as passengers, carry-ons, or something stranger in between.
The ban turns a quirky travel story into a sharper industry question: Will other airlines follow Southwestâs lead as lifelike robots become more common in public spaces?
A STUDENT ALLEGEDLY GOT EXPELLED FOR PRO-ICE STICKERS. This weekâs roundup starts with campus censorship in Nevada, then turns to foreign free speech fights from Canada to London, including MPs tracking online posts and police using live facial recognition at a protest.
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WHEN REALITY BITES: Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-Ga.) and Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md) claim, respectively, that Trump gutted Medicaid to pay for tax cuts and Trump created a hush fund to convert J-6 rioters into his “private militia.”
Reality bites for politicians like Ossoff and Raskin when their claims meet, for example, Jim Agresti’s Just Facts Daily. It’s the first of what I hope will be a continuing series of PJ Media columns in which lying politicos in both parties are confronted with Just Facts.
