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March 20, 2026
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
BATTLESWARM: Iran Strikes Day 20. “More Jihadis dirtnapped, Iranโs neighbors want the Islamic regime finished off, Mossad gives regime members person-to-person call warnings, Uncle Sam fast-tracks a lot of weapon sales to the Middle East, and the BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT of Freedom rings out over the Strait of Hormuz.”
SOCIAL MEDIA MANIPULATION IS DONE IN REALTIME:
๐๐ข๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ข๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ก๐.๐๐ ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ง ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐. ๐ช๐๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐จ๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐.
Joe Kent goes on Tucker Carlson. Within minutes โ not hours, minutes โ the same clip, sameโฆ https://t.co/fOP7qwmZFO pic.twitter.com/TEF2OVLlz5
— M.A. Rothman (@MichaelARothman) March 20, 2026
More:
Who amplified it? Look at the coalition:
Russian state TV (RT).
Iranian state media through HispanTV.
Hamas-aligned Quds News Network.
Turkish state broadcaster TRT.
Sputnik Brasil.And simultaneously โ Jackson Hinkle, Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Max Blumenthal.
Russia, Iran, Hamas, and MAGA dissidents.
All posting the same message. At the same time.
When does that happen naturally? It doesn’t.
The charts tell the story precisely. Within 2 to 4 hours of the Tucker broadcast, tracked amplification events spiked to 30 โ dominated by MAGA dissident amplifiers and Pro-Palestinian/Islamist networks firing in parallel.
How many of these grifters’ “fans” are nothing but bots paid for by Moscow and Islamic radicals?
MICROBIOME NEWS: Gut microbiome thrives on fiberโtapeworms confirm it.
PROMISE MADE, PROMISE KEPT: Tenth Straight Month of Zero Illegal Alien Border Releases.
MAYBE YOU WANT TO RETHINK YOUR PARTY AFFILIATION THEN?
We made Al Franken resign over a joke, but this woman can cheerlead the rape, slaughter, and torture of Jewish civilians and no one in my party gives a fuck. https://t.co/foUm2LUtXa
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) March 20, 2026
THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Meteorite hunters scour Ohio for fragments of 7-ton space rock that crashed into Earth.
SHARKS GOTTA SWIM, BATS GOTTA FLY: Another Day Ending in Y: JAMA Publishes Still More Anti-Gun Agitprop Presented as โResearch.โ “Now, if a peer-reviewed medical journal founded in 1883, which is published 48 times a year and read by physicians across the country and around the globe, takes Professor Hicksโ scribbles and calls them actual research without labeling his work as opinion or anti-gun agitprop, thatโs not a problem either, is it?”
Yeah, our public health industry hasn’t exactly covered itself in glory in recent years.
VDH ON IRAN: The Signals Are All Pointing In The Same Direction.
The military signal. A-10 Warthogs and Apache helicopter gunships are now flying strike missions in Iranian airspace at will. VDH’s point: you only deploy those aircraft when there is effectively no air defense left to threaten them. They are slow, low-flying, close-support platforms. Their presence confirms what the Pentagon has been claiming โ Iran has no meaningful air defense remaining.
Iran’s strategy now is rope-a-dope. Run out the clock. Wait for American public opinion to shift. Hope the midterms create political pressure on Trump to stop. It is the only play they have left.
VDH’s conclusion: if Trump sees it through โ and he believes he will โ the regime falls. Not in years. Pretty soon.
Read the whole thing.
๐ฉ๐๐: ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ก.
Victor Davis Hanson has spent fifty years studying how wars end. When he says the tide is turning, it's worth listening to why.
His argument isn't based on what the Pentagon isโฆ pic.twitter.com/pC35L1Hdsu
— M.A. Rothman (@MichaelARothman) March 20, 2026
LOOKS COOL, SMELLS LIKE CRAP: Is smoking making a comeback? Celebrities like Kylie Jenner and Hudson Williams are making it look cool again.
THE AFTERLIFE’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels https://t.co/11xKJ4bgS2 pic.twitter.com/i8fwloytn6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 20, 2026
STAY SAFE: Biometric Gun Safe for Pistols 3-Ways unlock Fingerprint. #CommissionEarned
NOW DO YOU GET IT, AUSTRALIA?
BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming โAllahu Akbarโ at him.
He just sits there terrified, not knowing what to do.
— Dr. Maalouf โ (@realMaalouf) March 20, 2026
I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM? A meningococcal disease outbreak is spreading in the UK. Here’s what to know.
WORKFORCE PELL GRANTS ARE COMING. IS THAT GOOD? I’m always skeptical about throwing more money at colleges. If folks actually get some useful skills out of it, though, that would be a nice change.
SO WE HAVE THAT GOING FOR US, WHICH IS NICE: China Not Committed to 2027 Taiwan Invasion, U.S. Intel Report Says. “The intelligence communityโs latest assessment reverses course on predictions from Pacific-based U.S. military leadership that has shaped battleforce strategy for the past six years.”
I suspect Beijing might be reassessing things in recent months, too.
YES:
Elon Musk reveals the deeper purpose of becoming a multiplanetary species:
โHaving two planets that are both self-sustaining and strong is going to be incredibly important for the long-term survival of civilization
The goal is not just to visit Mars – itโs to ensure the lightโฆ pic.twitter.com/TyriZkCU7r
— X Freeze (@XFreeze) March 19, 2026
THE COMEY FOLLIES: When ‘I Donโt Recall’ Meets a DOJ Subpoena.
WOW:
Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/k3EdbyPZEl
— ๐๐ข๐จ๐ก ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ท โก๏ธ (@NiohBerg) March 20, 2026
PRIORITIES: Pittsburgh Public Schools earn poor marks for NFL draft closure.
In an email to district staff, Superintendent Wayne Walters said students will shift to remote learning for three days to minimize disruption and keep the focus on instruction. The NFL draft, taking place in downtown Pittsburgh, is expected to draw as many as 700,000 visitors, according to the Pittsburgh Downtown Partnership.
Pittsburgh Public Schools operates 54 schools that serve students from kindergarten through 12th grade. Only one of those schools is located in the city core, while most are miles from the event. With a total enrollment of around 20,000 students, the decision affects not only students but also caregivers and the students at 136 private, parochial, and charter schools who rely on the district for transportation.
The district has to reschedule the Pennsylvania System of School Assessment testing to later dates that have not been released due to the closure of in-person learning.
In a news release Tuesday, Waters said the districtโs priority is maintaining continuity of learning while recognizing the extraordinary circumstances the city will experience during the NFL draft.
Pretty sure we learned during the stupid COVID lockdowns that remote learning is BS.
“AFROMAN WILL BRING IT TO YA”: Afroman reminds the world that that you can mock power without fear in this country, because we are a free people.
WHAT’S NOT SO AMAZING IS THAT HE ALSO APPEARS TO BE LYING:
kind of amazing that Trump argues the investigations into him & prosecutions of him were political & partisan, everyone tries to argue they werenโt & that the DOJ is apolitical, then this guy blows those defenses up by explicitly running on his anti-Trump role to win an election. https://t.co/wjUWxiMnWH
— Jerry Dunleavy IV ๐บ๐ธ (@JerryDunleavy) March 20, 2026
I just checked the "Service" list in ECF for all 3 Oath Keeper cases — there are probably 50 attorneys who made appearances of record in the cases for the two sides combined.
Your name doesn't appear. https://t.co/pJDxayB9hQ
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) March 20, 2026
2021-2024 WAS JUST A WARMUP ACT FOR WHAT THE DEMS ALREADY OPENLY ADMIT THEY’LL DO FROM 2029 ON:
Important. Trump supporters were bankrupted for nothing – just being โbad peopleโ for supporting Trump. Same thing many times over awaits a lot of people in 2029 if democrats win. https://t.co/HNRujHHPtZ
— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) March 20, 2026
You wonder what they haven’t openly admitted they’ll do?
