March 18, 2026
LIMITED TIME DEAL: TurboTax Deluxe Desktop Edition 2025, Federal & State Tax Return. #CommissionEarned
SOCIAL MEDIA — OR AT LEAST X — IS THE PLACE TO GIVE THEM THE ATTENTION THEY DESERVE:
The way many American commentators and even elected officials are rooting for the US to lose, sometimes subtly, sometimes rather obviously, is not getting enough attention. https://t.co/L4OJgpXGZX
— David Bernstein (@ProfDBernstein) March 18, 2026
BIPARTISAN HOUSE BILL WOULD BOOST SPENDING TRANSPARENCY: A potentially landmark bill requiring faster public disclosure of federal spending is being introduced today by Republican Representatives Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma, Chip Roy and Michael Cloud of Texas, Clay Higgins of Louisiana and Nick Begich of Arkansas, plus Democrat Jimmie Panetta of California. Check out my exclusive story in The Washington Stand.
MAKE IRAN ZOROASTRIAN AGAIN: Defiant Iranians celebrate ancient fire festival despite war.
As dusk falls across Iran on Tuesday, bonfires, fireworks and street gatherings take place to mark Chaharshanbeh Suri, an ancient fire festival that has also become a public act of defiance, this year unfolding under war, heavy security and fears of bloodshed.
Iranian authorities have issued stark warnings ahead of Chaharshanbeh Suri, pointing to what they describe as wartime conditions and the risk of unrest.
Nevertheless, Iranians celebrated the festival.
I guess stark warnings don’t mean much right now.
IT HAD TO HAPPEN: New university committee to study why there are so many committees.
CHANGE?
Kat Abughazaleh loses the Illinois 9th.
Junaid Ahmed loses the Illinois 8th.
Kina Collins loses the Illinois 7th.
Joey Ruzevich loses the Illinois 6th.
Robert Peters loses the Illinois 2nd.
Progressivism loses in every race in Illinois.…
— Angela Van Der Pluym (@anjewla90) March 18, 2026
EVERY BEST PICTURE OSCAR-WINNER, RANKED:
90. Everything Everywhere All at Once (2023)
Daniels Kwan and Scheinert’s tiresome comic drama about parallel dimensions and roads not travelled tries to be everything to all audiences: a piercing portrayal of the immigrant experience, plus disquisition on generational trauma/neurodivergence/insert-issue-of-the fortnight-here, with Power Rangers fights, superhero franchise tropes, and homages to Wong Kar-wai.
Should have won: Top Gun: Maverick or Tár
89. Gandhi (1983)
Everyone felt it was important to like Gandhi – and agreed that Ben Kingsley was tremendous in it. Richard Attenborough enlisted a pedigree supporting cast (Trevor Howard, John Gielgud, John Mills, Michael Hordern) and ranks of extras (300,000 for the funeral procession alone), but the net result is a Western-centric, sanitised view of a complex life. It also goes on forever.
Should have won: Even Attenborough admitted that E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial was robbed.
Flashback: “The Gandhi Nobody Knows,” Richard Grenier 1983 Commentary article, one of the greatest film reviews/demolition jobs ever written.
CHANGE… OR SOMETHING: Cuban Chaos: What’s Real and What’s Speculation.
Biometric Gun Safe for Pistols 3-Ways unlock Fingerprint. #CommissionEarned
THE ENEMY WITHIN:
Reminder that China was caught directly funding Democrats in the 1996 elections and we never got to the bottom of it because, unlike Trump after 2016, Bill Clinton refused to allow an independent counsel despite his FBI Director demanding one.
— Everybody is Insane (@colorblindk1d) March 18, 2026
China is a problem. But certain parts of the intel community are a bigger and more immediate problem.
THIS IS CNN: CNN’s Man in Iran Tacitly Admits He Had a ‘Minder’ Who Informed Regime.
CNN had repeatedly insisted that senior international correspondent Fred Pleitgen and the network maintained “full editorial control” about what they reported when the former was in inside Iran. But, in an interview with the U.K.-based newspaper The Guardian, which was less of an interview and more just answering prompts, Pleitgen asserted that he and his cameraman didn’t have a “minder” lurking over them. Yet, when he described who guided him around and what he was allowed to see, it very much sounded like a minder.
“Did you have a minder? Were you taken around by someone?” asked Guardian’s media and power reporter Jeremey Barr. A minder in this case being someone who worked with/for the regime who would shadow or guide a foreign journalist, who would only show them what the regime wanted, or to be a constant reminder the regime was in control over their stay and life.
Pleitgen initially suggest they CNN didn’t have a minder, but they did have “a guy” who showed them around and translated. He began to say the guy “obviously” had some sort of duty before cutting himself off and noting that the regime had asked the guy not to show them certain places.
Read the whole, and remember that this kind of thing is nothing new for the network: How CNN hid the truth about Saddam and betrayed the world.
NIFTY:
The U.S. military is always terrified that the GPS system (which is 12K miles away) can be jammed/spoofed.
Interestingly, researchers at Ohio State University discovered they could use Starlink’s signals as a stealth navigation system. Cos Starlink satellites are in Low Earth… https://t.co/bfMcvFicIn
— Parimal (@Fintech03) March 18, 2026
Although I’d be surprised if the Pentagon (and Israel, too) hadn’t already figured this one out.
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: I SO Did Not Have ‘Gayatollah’ Khamenei on My Bingo Card. “Please believe me, dear readers, that I desperately want to be more mature about this story because this is a newsletter, after all. Then again, I am the snarky opinion guy around here and you’re all familiar with my observational peculiarities. Please know that my tongue is being figuratively bitten to avoid any fanciful pictures I might want to paint about a mullah bath house that pipes in Adam Lambert music all day.”
BLUE STATE BLUES:
🚨The Owners of Formula 1 Have Filed to Leave Delaware for Nevada
In the proposal, Liberty Media ($8.84B market cap) is citing "substantial cost savings" and "reducing the risk of opportunistic litigation" as its reasons for the move.
Another billion-dollar company looking to… https://t.co/7UBS9edOqg pic.twitter.com/QuzBR5voVV
— Leave Delaware (@LeaveDelaware) March 17, 2026
THE MACHINE HASN’T QUIT PROTECTING THE LEFT:
🇭🇺 EXCLUSIVE BREAKING: FACEBOOK RESTRICTS ORBÁN POSTS WEEKS BEFORE HUNGARY’S ELECTION
As Hungary heads toward a crucial April election, Facebook is reportedly restricting posts from the country’s Prime Minister.
The move followed a call by an opposition party (Tisza Party)… pic.twitter.com/WXgVOJpQKx
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 18, 2026
DON SURBER: The Little Orange Rooster “’Not I,’ said the NATO nations who forgot 102,839 Americans died protecting freedom since World War II.”
What are the odds that Trump puts a tariff-like “security fee” on all oil transiting the Strait of Hormuz? . . .
DON’T LET UP NOW: ‘Worst of the worst’: Latest ICE roundup nabs murderers, pedophiles.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Tuesday announced the arrest of several violent criminals, including convicted murderers and pedophiles, as part of its latest “worst of the worst” roundup.
The “worst of the worst” series is part of an effort by DHS to highlight the criminal nature of Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) priority targets amid President Donald Trump’s mass deportation efforts.
“Yesterday, ICE arrested criminal illegal alien murderers, pedophiles and sex criminals – the very definition of depraved,” acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis said. “Under President Trump, if you come to our country illegally and break our laws, we will find you and arrest you. There is nothing that will stop ICE from putting American families, American children and American lives FIRST.”
Trump has set a goal of deporting as many as 22 million illegal aliens from the country. As of January, DHS stated that roughly 3 million had left the country through a combination of physical deportations and voluntary exits.
Topping the list was Sergio Colin-Aviles of Mexico, who was convicted of homicide or manslaughter.
Dems want to keep them in the country, free-range.
MORE FALLOUT FROM 2020:
A famous study found that Black babies have higher survival rates if attended by Black than White doctors. But a re-analysis of the data shows the effect disappears after accounting for the fact that low birth weight babies more often see White doctors.
[Link below.] pic.twitter.com/7a61dZ0qcv
— Steve Stewart-Williams (@SteveStuWill) March 17, 2026
DUMBEST SEX SCANDAL EVER, WITH NO ACTUAL SEX, OR SCANDAL: A Democrat Illinois MeToo ‘Scandal’ Badly Implodes, and Provides an Important Reminder in the Process.
THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST ARGUMENT FOR THE SAVE ACT:
Democrat JB Pritzker reveals Democrats’ plan for ‘Project 2029’ and how Democrats aim to jail Trump administration officials once they are in power:
Lulu Garcia-Navarro: “What is a project 2029 agenda look like for you?”
JB Pritzker: “I'll just say a couple of things that I… pic.twitter.com/PV63sGd5Kx
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) March 17, 2026
I SUSPECT THE PAKISTANI ISI HAS TENDRILS THROUGHOUT THE UPPER ECHELONS OF BRITISH SOCIETY:
No. No. No.
Hundreds killed in a Pakistani airstrike on a Kabul hospital.First the BBC downplayed it – now @BBCNews removed it from the front page entirely.
If Israel were involved, it would lead for days but no – the BBC must not talk badly about Pakistan.
Why is that? pic.twitter.com/VrNY1sOsEV
— David Collier (@mishtal) March 17, 2026
THE LEFT HAS ROOTED FOR AMERICA’S ENEMIES FOR BASICALLY MY ENTIRE LIFETIME:
I am a Democrat. I served in the Clinton administration. I did not vote for Donald Trump and am highly unlikely to support him or his acolytes in the future. I also have serious disagreements with many of the Trump administration’s domestic and foreign policies.
But it is…
— Jamie Metzl (@JamieMetzl) March 18, 2026
THIS ISN’T DECOLONIZATION, IT’S STRAIGHT-UP COLONIZATION:
They despise everything you find important and seek to humiliate you. pic.twitter.com/NR5OBOHMXX
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) March 18, 2026