FASCINATING:

And here’s X’s auto-generated translation, which for whatever reason doesn’t embed:

Russia successively attacks Ukraine’s data centers
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President Zelensky declares retaliation. Successively attacks Yandex’s data centers
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Services partially shut down. Due to economic sanctions, acquiring new GPUs is difficult, and recovery seems hopeless
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For some reason, this attack causes half of Russia’s bots to stop functioning, making X a bit more peaceful←NOW HERE

Did anyone have “Russian drone strike sets off a small chain of events resulting in cleaner X timelines” on their 2026 bingo card?

THUG NATION: Conservative student says he was threatened after pressing El-Sayed on Iran. “A conservative student at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor says he received threats and harassment after questioning Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed about his refusal to directly condemn Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).”

WHAT DID Y’ALL THINK GLOBALIZE THE INTIFADA MEANT? VIBES? PAPERS? ESSAYS? LOSERS.

Classical reference in the headline.

DECLINE IS A CHOICE: Britain is Heading Towards Blackouts. “No large grid anywhere has yet run mostly on wind, solar and batteries with so little spinning plant behind it. NESO’s Chief Executive calls its stability programme ‘world-first’, and means it as praise. Britain is running a colossal experiment on a system that cannot be allowed to fail.”

Fascinating look at what makes grids work, and why Net Zero doesn’t.

I KNOW, I COULDN’T STAND TO WATCH HIM, EITHER:

In other Colbert-related news, the Critical Drinker fires up the Dacia Sandero:

 

#JOURNALISM:

The Wall Street Journal is having a bad decade.

SHE’S BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LIKE:

WHEN THE WITCH HUNT IS CONDUCTED BY WITCHES:

RISE OF THE MACHINES: Grok Wrote Me An Essay. And it’s pretty damn good. “The idea and thesis is mine, the writing is Grok’s. It is about 80% something I would have written myself. Compare it to things I wrote 10 years ago, it sounds quite similar.”

The machines get better all the time. Human capabilities stay about the same.

I WAS STANDING ON THE CORNER MIND MY OWN BUSINESS (NO WORD ON WHETHER i WAS READING MY BIBLE) WHEN SUDDENLY…  Coming Down With Novel.

I DO HOPE IT’S A MERE CASE OF:  Nerves.

SERIOUSLY? CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THE LATEST WAVES OF ILLEGALS WERE DRAWING ON THE SYSTEM THEY NEVER PAID INTO: because they were being signed on for disability and other benefits at the border, this is highly improbable:  NEW REPORT: Trump’s Mass Deportation Agenda Could Cut Social Security Retiree Benefits by $2,152 a Year, Economists Find.

And if you dig to find who these economists are…  A brand new firm this year that is apparently all about enforcing immigration is bad for the economy?
All 3 (three) of them?  I’d bet money they’re ex-government employees!

There are days when I love the internet. Back in the eighties you just had to assume that whatever the press was quoting was an actual professional whatever.