DISCOVER NEW TO YOU WRITERS WHO DON’T HATE YOU:  Writers who don’t hate you, Extraordinary Promo Post 2.

10 RULES TO SAVE OLD-SCHOOL JOURNALISM: Learned over many years experience in the school of hard knocks. My latest PJ Media column.

OPEN THREAD: Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s the Open Thread.”

WHY ISN’T SWALWELL BEING CALLED TO RESIGN FROM CONGRESS?

So the House minority leader calls on a member from his own party to end a campaign for governor- but not resign his seat? That should be the only thing he’s asked by reporters. Why not call on him to resign. He was preying on House staffers FFS. https://t.co/RqXIiwSWrm

— Brittany (@bccover) April 11, 2026

HELPING CALIFORNIA “LIVE UP TO ITS VALUES:”

It was only a month ago or so where Schiff was discussing how Swalwell as governor would help California “live up to its values."

Aged like milk. https://t.co/knd2mwkn71 pic.twitter.com/i4qX2sGPtw

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 10, 2026

WELCOME HOME: Artemis II successfully splashes down, completing historic lunar mission — and another giant leap for mankind.

ARTEMIS II DESCENDING TO EARTH:

🚨 BREAKING: The Artemis II’s crew’s capsule has just SEPARATED from the ship, and they’ll soon be re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere

This is the most ESSENTIAL part of the mission — safely splashing down in the ocean

Approximately 30 mins left! pic.twitter.com/I5PrYkrBkR

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 10, 2026

#HIMTOO? Report: California Dems in Disarray As Former Staffer Accuses Swalwell of Twice Sexually Assaulting Her.

Flashbacks:

There’s nothing political or partisan about acting decisively to end the scourge of domestic violence and sexual assault. That’s why I’m voting to reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act. #VAWA pic.twitter.com/uRgAzFbpe3

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) March 17, 2021

Flashback. https://t.co/cevacEkPh1 pic.twitter.com/8RQW3ngaEV

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) April 10, 2026

UPDATE:

…When Kavanaugh was asserting his innocence, Swalwell was leading the mob: “more and more cases that are separate and independent, that look the same, pretty soon a prosecutor starts to say to a jury … that the arrows are pointing in the same direction.”

— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) April 10, 2026

MAKE HOUSE CLEANING EASIER: roborock Qrevo S5V Robot Vacuum and Mop, FlexiArm Edge Mopping. #CommissionEarned

JEFFREY CARTER: April Is Financial Literacy Month And Your Retirement Can’t Wait.

WINSTON SMITH TRANSFERRED TO MINISTRY OF TRUTH’S L.A. OFFICE:

Umm…wow. https://t.co/mgpClLHPzM

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) April 10, 2026

WANNABE LUIGI THWARTED: San Francisco man arrested after allegedly hurling Molotov cocktail at OpenAI boss Sam Altman’s mansion.

REVIEW: I Drove The Lamborghini Revuelto. It’s Part Rocket, Part Sculpture, All Insanity. Here’s My Review. “The Revuelto replaces the Aventador, a car that for over a decade served as Lamborghini’s flagship and the poster on a million bedroom walls. I’ve driven the Aventador, and I loved it for what it was: loud, dramatic, unapologetic. But that car had rough edges. The single-clutch automated manual gearbox could rattle your fillings. The ride was punishing. It was a theatrical experience, but not always a pleasant one. The Revuelto takes everything the Aventador promised and actually delivers it.”

HMM: Powell, Bessent discussed Anthropic’s Mythos AI cyber threat with major U.S. banks. “The surprise meeting between the bank chiefs and the two most powerful federal monetary regulators was a signal that the advanced capabilities of AI are a top concern in the Trump administration and could threaten the foundation of the U.S. financial system.”

SAY A PRAYER: All eyes on Orion’s heat shield: Artemis 2 astronauts will hit Earth’s atmosphere at nearly 24,000 mph.

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Sir, This Is a Wendy’s. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn how to get charged with pretty much everything, the worst excuse for speeding, and how they (almost) get home from the liquor store in Kentucky these days.”

STAY SAFE: aosu Security Cameras Outdoor Wireless, 2 Cam-Kit, No Subscription Required. #CommissionEarned

XAI LAWSUIT PUTS COLORADO’S AI LAW ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE FIRST AMENDMENT: This case asks whether AI developers are more like plumbers or editors.

IS ERIC ADAMS NOW AN ALBANIAN?

Eric Adams has a well-documented penchant for travel, having made trips to places like Senegal, Cuba, and Turkey during his time as Brooklyn borough president, with his connection to the latter nation later evolving into a federal corruption case that was eventually dropped but marred his time in City Hall. But several outlets have reported that Adams has recently deepened his ties with one nation in particular: Albania.

The Albanian Daily News reports that the former mayor has officially been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport. According to the outlet, Adams’s new citizenship was approved by special decree by Albanian president Bajram Begaj. Euronews Albania echoed the same report with no additional details into how Adams’s alleged new citizenship came to be.

If Albania now has a former New York City mayor on its payroll, we need to dispatch Stanley Motts and Connie Brean immediately to get to the bottom of what this dangerous nation is planning next:

A SOLID CHOICE: Gun Rights Orgs Align Behind Harmeet Dhillon to Replace Pam Bondi as Attorney General.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: States consider expanding campus carry laws, reigniting college gun debate.

ROBERT SPENCER: WaPo Columnist Says Muslims Should Not Be Expected to Assimilate, and What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

COLONIALISM, STRAIGHT UP:

This is Tehran now. They are not Iranians. They don’t speak our language. They are Hashd Al shabi jihadists from Iraq speaking Arabic.

Iran does not have a “government” that somehow kills “its own people”. Iran is under Arab-Islamic occupation for 47 years. The Ayatollahs just… pic.twitter.com/6JCxv1U4uu

— Gazelle غزاله شارمهد (@GazelleSharmahd) April 10, 2026