MAINE MESS: There’s Not A ‘Ha Ha’ Big Enough.

Remember how Democrats pushed rapey commie Nazi Senate candidate Graham Platner off the ballot not because he was a rapey commie Nazi, but because polls showed him losing to RINO Susan Collins in November?

Well, the “we don’t need no stinking voters” nominating committee has picked his replacement. Tiny problem: he may not be eligible to run.

Ineligibility only becomes a problem for Democrats if it also turns out that Troy Jackson has sexually assaulted one too many women who aren’t Republicans.

ISLAM RECOGNIZES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE RELIGIOUS AND THE POLITICAL:

ROBERT SPENCER, ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is Zohran Mamdani Mentally Ill? “Ah, of course. Claiming that obvious Islamic jihadis are mentally ill is the common practice of authorities in Europe, and we have seen it in the U.S. as well. Officials don’t want to acknowledge the reality of Islamic jihad, as that would raise uncomfortable questions about why they’re doing so little (if anything) to stop the jihadis, and so they pretend that each and every violent Muslim screaming ‘Allahu akbar’ is mentally ill.”

THEY HAVE THEIR PRINCIPLES. AND IF THOSE BECOME INCONVENIENT, THEY HAVE OTHERS.

OPEN THREAD: Ring out the weekend.

CONFUSED BY TRUMP’S IRAN MOVES? Richard Pollock reminds us of the best guide to the Trump mind, his book “The Art of the Deal,” by marshaling multiple passages that just might explain his on/off approach on military action and negotiations.