FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: That Guy Is SO Going Back to Venezuela. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn why they call it blow, what not to do to your boss’s Subaru, and when to stop drinking on that flight to Cuba.”
May 15, 2026
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LOOK BACK IN TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE:
Happy two year anniversary of Joe Biden challenging Trump to a debate for those who celebrate https://t.co/K6DZU4q5u2
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) May 15, 2026
14 seconds; five jump cuts; one absolutely cooked (p)resident.
Flashback: Biden mocked over number of jump cuts in Trump debate challenge video: ‘Like a Claymation film.’”
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN:
18 months ago we were doing diversity and inclusion vignette training.
Today we’re obliterating terrorists, sinking entire navies, and snatching rogue leaders during their sleep.
Fort Benning is using bayonets again.
Understand how far we’ve come.
Not a step back.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) May 15, 2026
SECRET SERVICE: One Loser Got Far Too Close…So What Happens When Four Pros Show Up? “Let’s revisit that same glittering ballroom. We’re back again with the same black-tie crowd of self-important media elites and administration heavyweights at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2.0 in D.C. with the same velvet-rope security theater outside.”
THE LOCKDOWNS CERTAINLY DIDN’T HELP: Down in the dumps: ‘Learning recession’ started in 2013.
REDISTRICTING DIDN’T LEAVE HIM MUCH CHOICE:
BREAKING: Longtime Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) announces he will not seek re-election. pic.twitter.com/UUEVOgLazZ
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 15, 2026
You’re in MAGA country now, Congressman.
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LARRY KUDLOW: Mr. Xi Can Saber-Rattle, But Mr. Trump Has the Goods
In recent weeks he has watched America end his influence in Venezuela, the Panama Canal, soon it will be Cuba, and of course Iran. I mean Communist China’s buying 90 percent of Iran’s oil and gas exports.
But with Mr. Trump’s air-tight blockade of Iranian ports, China is starving for energy. They might make a deal with us, but that too remains to be seen if it comes under Treasury Man Scott Bessent’s investment board idea.
Meanwhile Mr. Trump has elbowed China out of the Middle East and out of the Western Hemisphere.
And on top of all that, China’s economy has never recovered from the real estate property crash of a couple years ago.
They used to post GDP growth rates of 15 percent or more. Now that’s down to 5 percent or even less, which is essentially for them a recession.
And if they have bad economic statistics cropping up, they have decided not to publish them at all.
Read the whole thing.
THE GOP SHOULD PROBABLY GO AHEAD AND DO IT BEFORE THE DEMS DO, BUT IT WON’T.
Court-packing is a completely mainstream view on the political left now. They see it as entirely justified because they are unhappy with recent decisions. They're not interested in the "judicial philosophies" behind the opinions – they just want their way. They're refreshingly… https://t.co/TJztmjwiF1
— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) May 15, 2026
21st CENTURY HEADLINES: AI Might Make Campaign Ads Halfway Tolerable.
If there’s a person on the face of the planet who actually appreciates and enjoys political campaign ads, I’d like to meet them. On second thought, maybe I wouldn’t. We’ve all experienced those weeks of torture leading up to primary or general election battles — where you can’t escape the horror that is political advertising. It’s bad. It’s annoying. It’s grating. It’s irritating. And it’s seemingly endless.
But the rise of AI and social media has introduced a new wrinkle into things, and we’re seeing that play out in particular regarding the L.A. mayoral race. Now, many of the “ads” we’re seeing aren’t actually from the campaign(s). They’re from creative sorts, interested in the race, who have put their imaginations and AI to work and come up with some real bangers.
I happened upon this one last night and couldn’t help but marvel at its cleverness — and its swiftness. This one incorporates components from things that just happened on Wednesday! Watch and enjoy.
I don’t know how Pratt will actually do in the election (John Nolte sounds particularly glum), but his campaign and its supporters have jump-started a new form of political advertising that will be endlessly copied going forward:
This may be the song of the summer. pic.twitter.com/bxdB1eVCsy
— Adam Scheidler (@Scheidsa) May 14, 2026
NICE WORK, FELLAS:
BREAKING: Israel says it carried out a strike in Gaza targeting Hamas military chief Izz al-Din al-Haddad, described as one of the architects of the Oct. 7 attacks.
The initial indication is that he was killed, per Times of Israel.
Contributed by @AZ_Intel_. pic.twitter.com/PXluo4JrRK
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) May 15, 2026
AMERICANS WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID USING THE METRIC SYSTEM: Giant Squid Longer Than a School Bus Emerges From 1,500ft Deep Off Australia.
HOORAY FOR PALLYWOOD! Why would the NY Times make such horrific claims about Israel? The reasons are several-fold.
Nicholas Kristof raped my dog. At least that is what I have heard, from an anonymous source. A source who is intensely hostile to the New York Times columnist. And that’s good enough for me. Now I come to think of it, my pet pug has had a strange look on his face lately.
As it happens, the rumor that I have just attempted to spread is far less lurid and fanciful than the one that the New York Times chose to spread around the world this week.
In a piece that has already been widely debunked, Kristof claimed that Israeli prison guards routinely use rape as a method of torture on Palestinian prisoners. The piece portrayed Israeli prison guards and soldiers as rapists, sadists and akin to Nazi prison camp guards. Perhaps even worse.
Kristof’s most grotesque claim is based on an anonymous source who is described as a “journalist” from Gaza. According to this source, while being held in an Israeli prison in 2024, the Gazan man was stripped naked, blindfolded and handcuffed. Then “a dog was summoned.” The dog’s handler — who we are helpfully told was speaking Hebrew — then encouraged the dog to “mount him.”
The “source” goes on to claim that he “tried to dislodge the dog, but it penetrated him.” During this time, the Israeli guards were allegedly taking photos and filming the assault while laughing and “giggling.”
Like a number of other journalists, I have spent far too much time this week reading up on the relevant literature about this claim. My computer’s search engine history is probably now as suspect as Kristof’s.
Exit questions:
So the point of elite legacy news orgs isn’t to do any investigative work themselves?
It’s to launder provocative activist accusations and then expect some third party to sort it out?
Why does the legacy news media even exist lol? https://t.co/0vTOVQj5HL
— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) May 15, 2026
I’m so old, I can still remember when newspapers still employed their own reporters, but that was quite a long time ago. These days, just think of the DNC-MSM as the American distribution wing of Hamas propaganda, and it all makes sense.
THEY TELL ME THIS IS DUE TO ISLAMOPHOBIA: Christian Persecution: Massacres in Congo and Nigeria, Kidnappings in Pakistan
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:
@jonhaidt says college students are coddled. Boy did they prove him wrong. https://t.co/jOE4pEHGSV
— Ed Carson (@IBD_ECarson) May 15, 2026
THE PRICE OF FRAUD: Vance announces suspension of $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN’S THIRD NYC SEX CRIMES TRIAL ENDS IN A MISTRIAL AFTER SURPRISE JURY NOTE: “Weinstein awaits sentencing on his 2025 conviction when a jury found him guilty of a first-degree criminal sex act for allegedly assaulting Miriam ‘Mimi’ Haley, a former TV production assistant.”
MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: Flashy Car Daycare Commie Fraudster Indicted. “Remember Yuan Yao, the flashy car-driving daycare owner accused of fraud and ties to the CCP? He’s been indicted.”
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive https://t.co/oA3alqjVZy pic.twitter.com/xrVDhyJKGF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 14, 2026
WELL, BYE:
The same Congressional Black Caucus that refuses to admit Byron Donalds, Wesley Hunt, John James, and Burgess Owens because they don’t consider them Black since they’re Republicans. Good. It’s a total joke. It can’t go away soon enough. https://t.co/wbyavLtFax
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) May 15, 2026
FASTER, PLEASE: U.S. moving to indict Cuba’s Raúl Castro, sources say.
The U.S. is taking steps to indict Raúl Castro, the 94-year-old former president of Cuba and brother of Fidel, in connection with the downing of planes 30 years ago, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
The potential indictment — which would need to be approved by a grand jury — is expected to focus on Cuba’s deadly 1996 shootdown of planes operated by humanitarian group Brothers to the Rescue.
A Justice Department spokesperson declined to comment.
The plan comes as the U.S. heaps pressure on the Cuban government. The Trump administration has threatened heavy tariffs on any country that exports oil to Cuba, leading to energy shortages as oil shipments are largely cut off. President Trump has pressed for major reforms in Cuba and has floated a “friendly takeover” of the country.
The pressure on Cuba began to pick up in January, after the U.S. military removed Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro from power and flew him to New York to face drug charges. Venezuela was a key partner of Cuba’s before the operation.
Raúl Castro formally stepped down as the leader of Cuba’s Communist Party in 2021, but he is still widely seen as one of the most powerful figures in the country. His grandson Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, known as “Raulito,” is viewed as both a representative of the 94-year-old and a key point of contact between the U.S. and Cuba.
CIA Director John Ratcliffe met with the younger Castro on Thursday, following an earlier U.S. visit last month. Ratcliffe personally delivered President Trump’s message that the U.S. is “prepared to seriously engage on economic and security issues, but only if Cuba makes fundamental changes,” a CIA official said. The official added that Cuba can “no longer be a safe haven for adversaries in the Western Hemisphere.”
Related: James Piereson on JFK’s revenge. “Still, notwithstanding commentary to the contrary, it is highly likely (given the evidence) that Oswald carried out the assassination in order to protect Castro from efforts by the Kennedy administration to overthrow his regime. If this was Oswald’s purpose, then he achieved it when President Johnson chose not to follow JFK’s policy toward Cuba. With U.S. pressure withdrawn and American attention turned elsewhere, Castro (and his regime) was able to survive for decades thereafter, much as Oswald might have hoped for. Nevertheless, President Kennedy was not wrong in trying to eliminate the Cuban dictator who was a security threat to the United States. Today, six decades later, President Trump is once again using American power to topple the Communist regime in Cuba, in belated vindication of the original campaign sponsored by President John F. Kennedy.”
Soon?
