AN ARMY OF SNAKE PLISSKINS:

LEAVING LOS ANGELES: L.A. County saw the largest decline of any county in the United States in 2025, according to new census data. https://t.co/nqdjwzjLdK pic.twitter.com/6cVR7XheB9

— KTLA (@KTLA) March 30, 2026

Related: Adam Carolla on Gavin Newsom and why people are leaving California. (Topic starts at 11:35 of this new Reason TV video in case auto-cue fails): 

A COOL AND LOGICAL ANALYSIS OF THE BICYCLE MENACE: 85 bikes seized after authorities stop planned Bay Bridge takeover.

The California Highway Patrol said they alerted San Francisco police of a large group of cyclists riding recklessly on city streets, believed to be heading to the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge to enter the roadway and take over the bridge.

Officials noted the cyclists were seen riding directly at moving cars, swerving in and out of traffic and coming close to pedestrians on city streets.

As CHP and San Francisco PD responded to the area, authorities said SFPD Real Time Investigations Center began tracking the group and updating the officers.

Eventually, the group entered the bridge riding the wrong way up the Harrisson Street off-ramp, according to police. There, they met a group of CHP and SFPD personnel.

The California Highway Patrol said 85 participants were detained, cited for riding a bicycle onto a freeway and released. 85 bicycles were also seized by law enforcement on scene, according to authorities.

Much more like this, please.

🚨 NEW: On March 28, 2026. SFPD and CHP Golden Gate coordinated to intercept a large group of bicyclists who were riding recklessly through San Francisco streets and attempting to access the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge—specifically by entering via the wrong way up the… pic.twitter.com/r6ZMQEj4Tq

— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 30, 2026

(Classical reference in headline.)

IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO IT HELPS AND HURTS:

The NYT just pulled off one of the fastest narrative flips in journalistic history…Olympic-level hypocrisy.

Epstein files: “Transparency at all costs! Burn it all down, baby! Release everything!”

Swalwell file: “Whoa, hold up… there’s private info in here… classified…

— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) March 30, 2026

WELL, GOOD: Cheap Daily Supplement Appears to Boost Brain Functions in Older People.

SAME:

I support victory over the Iranian mullahs.

This puts me at odds with communists, jihadists, Democrats, libertarians, griftomatics, podcastards, and other loathsome creatures.

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 30, 2026

LITERALLY. THE LITERAL STATUE OF LIBERTY.

“Then they came for the theater kids, and I said ‘make sure you get all the theater kids’” https://t.co/r4E5ylnmvm

— 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) (@myth_pilot) March 30, 2026

OLD AND BUSTED: Cocaine Bear.

The New Hotness? Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Drugs, Including Cocaine and Painkillers, in a New Study.

TRUMP’S CRUELTY KNOWS NO BOUNDS:

Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake https://t.co/ZVg585iCyE

— Kamel Amin Thaabet (@K_AminThaabet) March 30, 2026

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE: #ProtestsSoWhite: Media Ignore Lack Of Diversity In ‘No Kings’ Protests.

(Classical reference in headline.)

FASTER PLEASE: EV Charging Still Sucks. This Guy Is Making It Better.

IRAN IS ALREADY IN A YEARS-LONG WATER CRISIS DUE TO DROUGHT, BAD POLICY, AND OVERUSE: Trump threatens Iran’s water supply in astonishing ‘war crime’ escalation as defiant Tehran tears up nuclear treaty.

BETTER PUT SOME ALOE ON THAT BURN, STEPHEN:

I recommend Larry Correia novels.
At least I know how to write an ending. :) https://t.co/lFRPtA971l

— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) March 30, 2026

THE LEFT IS INSANE (PART OF AN ONGOING SERIES):

Fake Indian interviewing a real nazi.

— jmodjeski (@jamodjeski) March 30, 2026

ICYMI: This Trillion-Dollar Firm Wants Out of Mamdani’s NYC.

Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

THE JESUS DISCOVERIES: Dr. Jeremiah Johnston’s handy new book describes the 10 most significant archeological discoveries of recent decades that “bring us face-to-face with Jesus.” Among the top 10 are selections from the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Palantine Graffito and the Pontius Pilate Affirmations. Lots of obscure facts and challenging analysis here that is perfect for an Easter week read.

THIS SEEMS RIGHT: Florida AG Argues Nonviolent Felons Shouldn’t Lose Their Gun Rights.

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Media’s War Against J.K. Rowling Will Never End. “Media outlets have been pouncing on Rowling for six years now, and the latest batch of ‘Potter’ news allowed them to revisit their grudges. For them, it’s never over until she bends the woke knee.”

PRIORITIES:

WOW: 🚨CA Democrats under @GavinNewsom just introduced the “MELT ICE Act” AB 1627.

It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump’s term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state.

This is political revenge dressed up as “protecting trust”…

— Hunter Eagleman™ (@Hunter_Eagleman) March 30, 2026

HISTORY DOESN’T REPEAT, BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES RHYME: Slave Labor Returns to Russia, but It Has to Be Imported.

BIG SPRING SALE: Amazon Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition 32GB (newest model). #CommissionEarned

CORN, POPPED: FBI director pushes to release investigative files on Rep. Eric Swalwell. “The files stem from a decade-old counterintelligence probe into a Chinese woman, known both as Christine Fang and Fang Fang, who reportedly helped Swalwell with fundraising and placing an intern in his office during the 2014 campaign cycle.”

GOD AND MAN AT THE PENTAGON:

Don’t get this. There has been a daily Catholic Mass at the Pentagon auditorium for decades. I used to attend when I worked for Don Rumsfeld. pic.twitter.com/vz1nCDWny4

— Marc Thiessen 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱 (@marcthiessen) March 30, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Georgia man brings abandoned VHS tapes back to life.

OH, MY: Two New Criminal Referrals Against Letitia James for Insurance Fraud.