HE WAS BETTER OFF STAYING ABOVE THE FRAY:
I've seen this one before. https://t.co/hLZixIo3LL pic.twitter.com/Af2fFJMf45
— đđ˘đ¨đĄ đđđŤđ đŽđˇ âĄď¸ (@NiohBerg) September 20, 2026
HE WAS BETTER OFF STAYING ABOVE THE FRAY:
I've seen this one before. https://t.co/hLZixIo3LL pic.twitter.com/Af2fFJMf45
— đđ˘đ¨đĄ đđđŤđ đŽđˇ âĄď¸ (@NiohBerg) September 20, 2026
Robbers Announce They Will Have To Leave San Francisco Because Everythingâs Been Robbed https://t.co/aKg5jpEIaL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 20, 2026
POKER WARS:Â Philip Guitar Talks ‘Poker Wars,’ the Bloody Battles that led to the World Series of Poker.
My latest, over at Ed Driscoll.com.Â

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT…:
China is caught in a deflationary spiral
Russia is bogged down in an unwinnable war.
Panama has kicked china out.
Greenland just came under US control.
Iran has been defeated
Europe is broken and being invaded by illegals
The war in Gaza is over
South and Latin America has⌠https://t.co/GbKvI1Ornc— unseen1 (@unseen1_unseen) September 19, 2026
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BY THE TIME THEY COMPLETE THIS, SPACEX WILL BE THE INTERNET:
BREAKING: The FCC accepted SpaceXâs 100,000-satellite Starlink Gen3 application for filing.
Each V3 satellite is designed for up to 1 Tbps downlink, 160 Gbps uplink and six 400 Gbps space lasers. Starship launches will add ~20Ă the capacity of Falcon 9 launches of V2 satellites. pic.twitter.com/ICbkZcRg7I
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) September 19, 2026
Hyperbole… but maybe not by much.
SO THE RIAL HAS LOST ABOUT ANOTHER SEVENTH OF ITS VALUE IN JUST THE LAST FEW WEEKS: Iranâs currency slide pushes costs as household purchasing power falls. “The US dollar is currently trading at around 230,000 tomans, a sub-unit of Iranâs official rial currency, with one toman equal to 10 rials. The currency slide has pushed up import and raw-material costs, while declining purchasing power is increasingly forcing Iranian households to rely on instalment purchases and government support, according to an analysis published by the Iranian news outlet Iran News Wire, that reports from outside the country.”
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$1,291 TO REGISTER A TWO-YEAR-OLD CYBERTRUCK IN CALIFORNIA:
This is your sign to stop voting Democrat
Keep in mind, DMV vehicle registration renewal fees like this are billed every year. There is no limit to how much California Democrats will steal from you
This should be illegal pic.twitter.com/snq6LqOVZW
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) September 19, 2026
Gooder and harder.
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:Â NYT op-edâs wildly woke argument against SATs includes shocking admission that students struggle with âbasic math.â
A New York Times writer came out swinging against the push to bring back admissions tests at the University of California â even as she admitted that students are struggling with âbasic math.â
But all of that is worth it, Miriam Pawal argued, because the university is now more inclusive.
âStudents on University of California campuses may struggle with basic math, but they are graduating at record rates,â she wrote, hailing the âexceptionalâ university system for its âcommitment to increase access without sacrificing excellence.â
She buttressed her point with statistics about how around 40% of its students are the first in their families to attend college. âMore than half qualify for free tuition,â she gushed.
âWhen the University of California eliminated the SAT requirement for admission in 2021, UCLA saw a significant jump in applications from high-achieving black and Latino students, for whom the standardized tests had been a barrier,â she said.
âThe percentages of underrepresented students have crept up, through a variety of initiatives. The California Dream Act gave undocumented students access to financial aid, as well as in-state tuition.â
As always, do the opposite of what California does:Â Florida bans undocumented [sic] students from selective public universities.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST PUT ORWELL’s 1984 QUOTE ABOUT YOUNG WOMEN ON A LOOP:
Man preaching from the Bible is accused of "homophobic and racist" remarks by two officers. They admit they don't know what he said. A third appears and says they are gathering evidence to determine if a hate crime or public order crime has been committed and that it doesn'tâŚ
— Retard Finder (@IfindRetards) September 19, 2026
Once more with feeling: âIt was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.â
UM… WHAT? Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God.
The industry already has had its fair share of brushes with ominously cult-like behavior, from OpenAI cofounder Ilya Sutskever commissioning wooden effigies to represent âunalignedâ AIs to a murder sect that wanted to save the world from killer AI.
As it turns out, Dario Amodeiâs Anthropic is apparently no different. Just getting hired there requires prospective employees to pledge allegiance to AI safety and undergo a psychological profiling test, per The Information.
And according to a rumor that, per The Spectatorâs Sean Thomas, is running rampant in Silicon Valley these days, some Anthropic engineers are going as far as to âworshipâ the companyâs AI model Claude.
âIf true, it chimes with an old sci-fi prediction and with what we know of human nature,â Thomas wrote. âIf we build a superintelligence, we will first fall in love with it. Then we will worship it. Finally we will make sacrifices to it.â
Feeling a little smarter this morning for never having subscribed to Claude.
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THE GOVERNMENT HAS VOTED TO DISSOLVE THE PEOPLE AND IMPORT ANOTHER:
The situation in Ceuta is turning worse & worse. The Spanish government has been exposed lying to the people as it is obvious tens of thousands of illegal immigrants are still there. Perhaps more importantly the world is seeing what globalism & open borders really mean: invasion⌠https://t.co/mRwegHBkKI
— Lara Logan (@laralogan) September 19, 2026
CONRAD BLACK: Canada must mature as a nation. “Carney is pushing a âwarâ against the country to which we sell about 70 per cent of our exports, the country upon which we are completely dependent for our own military security. And Carney appears to be much more the continuator than the reformer of the helter-skelter immigration policies that have put terrible pressure on housing costs for Canadians of modest incomes. The fact that nearly 45 per cent of Canadians are foreign-born or the children of foreign-born parents heaps tremendous social costs on the country. Canadaâs fertility rate of 1.25 is among the lowest in the Western world and we are the assisted suicide capital of the world with the beaming encouragement of our terribly inadequate public health-care system.”
Read the whole thing.
SOUNDS LIKE A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY, NOT JUST JUDICIAL MISCONDUCT:
Mike Davis @mrddmia confirmed this morning that Article III Project plans to file a judicial misconduct complaint related to the NYT article published yesterday profiling Judge Patrick Schiltz and including comments from 6 other federal judges:
https://t.co/BVfvtQmcmw— Julie Kelly đşđ¸ (@julie_kelly2) September 18, 2026
OPEN THREAD: You know what you’re doin’.
ANY EXCUSE TO GRAB THE GUNS WILL DO, NO MATTER HOW IGNORANT, STUPID, OR UNCONSTITUTIONAL:
This whole outrage reveals just how ignorant they are. Their rage is directed at:
1. Suppressors, which they are scared of because of Hollywood, not reality. For the most part, most suppressed guns are still quite loud, and suppressors are rarely used in crime anyway(as Giffords⌠https://t.co/dePAijaIrw
— Kostas Moros (@MorosKostas) September 19, 2026
GOODER AND HARDER, FUN CITY:
đ¨ OMG. Stunning resurfaced footage shows Ugandan Mayor Mamdani saying the plan is to manipulate white leftists into electing 3rd worlders like him
Spoken in his 3rd world accent: "You need someone to be a validator, tell them to TRUST US."
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"Minority communities, because⌠pic.twitter.com/WE0heb9Ip3
— War Correspondent (@warDaniel47) September 18, 2026
BUT ALL MY LEFTY FRIENDS ASSURED ME THAT 10/7 WAS AN INSIDE JOB:
This is one of the Palestinians who shared this video.
He wrote in Arabic: âA thousand days like October 7th are too few for you, you pigs. We will eat your livers.â
These are the âinnocentâ Palestinians the world cries for. https://t.co/qlxDmVi2X5 pic.twitter.com/LTf566pjjF
— Vivid.đŽđą (@VividProwess) September 19, 2026
THE 21st CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED:
This has got to be one of the craziest headlines from the woke era. pic.twitter.com/NRJZcjri1i
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) September 19, 2026
BRYAN PRESTON:Â I saw the movie that Warner tried to delete: Coyote vs. Acme.
Warner Bros. had a movie it spent $70 million to create, finished in 2022. It brought some big names together â James Gunn as writer and producer, stars John Cena and Will Forte, and even bigger names in Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, and all the other classics from Looney Tunes. Warner didnât just launch production on this film, it went through the entire process, and had a finished work that was ready for theaters. It was called “Coyote vs. Acme,” pitting the hapless Wile E. Coyote against the megacorp from which he’d bought so much failed gear over the decades.
But thanks to perverse tax incentives and a difficult climate for major movie releases, Warner decided to do the unthinkable: It was going to delete this finished movie. Not just shelve it. Destroy it.
Will Forte, who plays Coyoteâs attorney in the film, appeared on Jay Mohrâs podcast, called it “a very frustrating story.”
“So we make this movie. The script is really fun. And then, we went through the process of making this movie, and we made an even better movie than this great script.”
Because half the film is animated with composited cartoon characters, anvils and other tropes, post-production was a long process. But it got through all that, Forte says, and they were called to a screening.
“After all the animation, theyâre finally ready to show it to the cast. They called us up on a Tuesday night. Said, âOK weâre gonna show it to you next Tuesday. Itâs testing really well, weâre very excited about it.â The next day I get a call that Warner Bros. is going to shelve it. Just wants to take a tax loss.”
The cast still got to see the movie. Forte said he assumed that if Warner was shelving it, “It must be not as good as these guys said. But they saw it, and itâs âgreat.â
“Which made it even more frustrating⌠It was nuts.”
As Rob Long writes in this month’s issue of Commentary:Â Coyote Vs. Studio.
Given the position Warner Bros. was in at the time, the guys who shelved it werenât wrong, and it is physically painful for me to write these words: The studio executives werenât morons. In fact, they were doing the math correctly. The standard rule of thumb is that six out of 10 studio movies never earn back what was spent on them. An NYU Stern study found that the median studio-financed film delivers about 27 percent ROI. The median independently financed film returned negative 13 percent.
I didnât know what those numbers meantâIâm a writer; I donât know how money worksâso I looked it up. Mature software companies post returns on investment capital in the 20â25 percent range. McDonaldâs posts in the 22â26 percent zone.
So: A McDonaldâsâa building that sells hamburgers to people who already know exactly what theyâre going to order before they walk inâreturns roughly 24 percent. A mature software company, selling code it had to write only once, returns 20â25 percent. But only four times out of 10 does a studio movieâwhich involves movie stars, visual effects, marketing campaigns, and a two-year production process that could be derailed at any point by a pandemic, a strike, or an actor who loves Hamasâreturn 27 percent. You can get the same return renting out a drive-thru window as you can financing a movie. But the drive-thru doesnât require you to guess, 18 months in advance, whether the culture is going to want to watch a cartoon coyote and his lawyer. The smart move is to put down the camera and pick up the french-fry basket.
But the entire premise of the movie businessâthe only reason anyone has ever agreed to finance itâis that occasionally something as odd and small as a cartoon coyote suing a company that makes atomic-powered roller skates turns out to be a moneymaker. You donât get into show business because itâs a good bet. You get into it because itâs fun. Warner Bros. wanted the predictability of a bank and the jackpot of a casino, and you cannot, in the end, have both.
Which is why Warner Brothers may well be absorbed into the Ellison empire, and if so, that’s possibly a wrap for the industry’s company town: Maybe Paramount-Warner SHOULD Leave L.A.
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) September 18, 2026
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