AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer https://t.co/TaDw4V3RS9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2026
Bangin’ soundtrack though: Why Led Zeppelin said yes to Netflix’s $280m Narnia nightmare.
Like Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey this past summer, Netflix is presuming that the right will go absolutely insane over the stunt casting of Meryl Streep portraying the voice of Aslan, propelling them to box office fortune – and they’re likely correct:
It may bastardize CS Lewis but this is going to make roughly a trillion dollars. https://t.co/fFKpPjqp2a
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 13, 2026
UPDATE: Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Reportedly In Serious Trouble At Netflix.
A day after the first Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew trailer racked up thousands of dislikes and Marvel jokes, a new report says things are just as rough behind the scenes at Netflix.
Jeff Sneider reports in his InSneider newsletter that Greta Gerwig’s Narnia carries a $280 million budget, with some saying the real number is even higher.
One of Sneider’s sources says people at Netflix think the movie is “awful” and called it “a genuine problem.”
A second source, who attended a test screening over the summer, compared the movie to Disney’s 2018 A Wrinkle in Time, which reportedly lost close to $100 million.
Add to Narnia’s reported bad test screening more bad news for Netflix:
Isn’t it crazy how the moment the jihad against Paramount ended, Netflix started collapsing?
Hmm. Probably nothing. https://t.co/UrxkAVhMCD
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) October 14, 2026
Belgrad won’t be alone: Biggest Layoffs in Company’s History Hit Netflix. “Netflix announced about 1,000 employee layoffs this week, or about six percent of its 16,000-person staff. Previously, Netflix’s largest layoff was half that — 450 job cuts in 2022.”