PRO TIP: If you’re waling on someone with a stout stick like this, jab it like a spear, don’t swing it. What this guy is doing will just leave some bruises. Jabbing would break ribs, and it’s harder to block.

Seeing a white Christian and an Indian Sikh come together to whoop a criminal’s ass is the white pill you didn’t know you needed. pic.twitter.com/fwfyX8MOBO

— Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) October 31, 2026

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: More Evidence Emerges That Dating Is Becoming a Bleak, AI-Powered Office Job. “The New York Times story about San Francisco’s singles scene is worth reading in full—particularly the sections about people making startup-style pitch decks for their friends at singles events, and about the tech entrepreneurs who can barely squeeze dating into their self-imposed ceaseless workdays.”

AND ANOTHER ONE:

JUST IN: Another Michigan Democrat just crossed over. State Rep. Karen Whitsett is endorsing the Republican, Mike Rogers, and rejecting El Sayed.

When Democrats in Detroit start walking away, the party has a problem.

Michigan, go finish it. pic.twitter.com/WZvfTEkPPN

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 2, 2026

J.B. PRITZKER IS A JERK: Don’t Illinois Our Texas: Billionaire Governor Throws $1.2 Million at Abbott’s Democrat Challenger.

UNIVERSITIES ARE SUPPOSED TO SEEK TRUTH, NOT ENFORCE POLITICAL ORTHODOXY, BUT IDEOLOGICAL CONFIRMITY IS INCREASINGLY TAKING PRIORITY OVER OPEN INQUIRY. In Part 2 of Breaking the Academic Filibuster, I explain how what I call “Political Cooties” allows academia to dismiss arguments based on the speaker’s perceived politics rather than evidence.

ICYMI: The Day After Tomorrow’s Midterm. “I’d like nothing better than to revisit this column in a few days, shaking my head at myself.”

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Bose QuietComfort Headphones (2nd Gen). #CommissionEarned

I GOT NOTHIN’:

[raises hand. thinks better of it. walks away…] pic.twitter.com/yGxvNus27N

— D.L. Campanile (@DLCampanile) November 2, 2026

PREPPING: Being Prepared is a Choice. So is Choosing Not to Be. “Most of us can probably get on board with the idea that our military bases, areas critical to our national security, should indeed be self-sufficient enough that they won’t collapse or become paralyzed by either cyber or kinetic attacks on the power grid, etc. In fact, we might ask, why is this even a question? Why aren’t all military bases already up to this standard? You can answer those two previous questions for yourself. However, the primary question we should all be asking is this; if the government/military is taking active steps to protect its people and places from cyber attacks, terrorism, etc. should we be concerned?”

NEWS YOU CAN USE? McHaggis? Court Green Lights Lawsuit Alleging that the McRib Contains Non-Rib Meat. “Many were excited when McDonald’s recently announced, ‘The McRib is back.’ The question is whether it is really back or really a McRib. In an interesting decision out of Chicago, U.S. District Judge April Perry ruled that McDonald’s must go to trial on a class action lawsuit alleging that the popular McRib sandwich is made with non-rib meat. The lawsuit alleges that McDonald’s merely shapes the meat to look like ribs but uses shoulder, heart, tripe, or stomach — making it sound more like McHaggis. McDonald’s vehemently denies the accusation and stands by its representation that the only ingredients are ‘pork, water, salt, dextrose, and rosemary extract.’ The class action was filed under an array of tort, fraud, and misrepresentation theories. In the end, however, the impact on McDonald’s could have the same business impact that the ‘pink slime’ stories had on Taco Bell.”

HE SEEMS NICE:

BREAKING: CT Governor Ned Lamont (D) just assauIted a journalist and tried slapping the camera out of her hands pic.twitter.com/OgmPMYSHbF

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 2, 2026

GOOGLE SEARCH STARTED GOING DOWNHILL YEARS BEFORE THEY AI’D EVERYTHING: Google’s Hilariously Obvious, Self-Inflicted Artificial Intelligence Problem.

KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN: Waterpik Sonic-Fusion Flossing Electric Toothbrush Water Flosser, White. #CommissionEarned

BUCKLE UP:

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— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) November 2, 2026

VOTE: Turnabout is Fair Play: Pro-Gun Initiatives On the Ballot in Four States Tomorrow.

SOME SAY THE WORLD BEGAN IN FIRE, OTHERS SAY IT BEGAN IN ICE: The Solar System Was Choosing Fire Over Ice Right From The Beginning.

SEEMS LEGIT:

I assume she’s been busy making vests out of puppies. https://t.co/7qrrPiZp3i

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 2, 2026

ONE-SIDED ERRORS.

Oh look – Katie Hobbs is trying to pull her stolen election bullshit again. https://t.co/r1HsOJgssE

— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) November 2, 2026

CHRISTIAN ADAMS: Five Things That WILL Happen on Election Day.

BAD DENTISTRY: Woman has six brain MRIs for migraines—then doctors look somewhere else.

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE CONNECTED, YOU KNOW: Supermarket freezers across Europe struck in second crippling cyberattack — hackers raise temperatures to 50 degrees Celsius in Belgium and Sweden, destroying food stocks. “Belga News Agency reports that a cyberattack targeting refrigeration units at Belgian supermarkets started on Sunday night at around midnight. Sabcobel, a refrigeration fitter in the region, estimates that at least twenty units are affected across Belgium. The report says that affected supermarket chains include Delhaize, Carrefour, and Spar.”

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…:

The loud explosion right after. https://t.co/CJJOOd1KKI

— XBradTC (@xbradtc) November 2, 2026

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Turnabout is Fair Play: Pro-Gun Initiatives On the Ballot in Four States Tomorrow.

BUCKLE UP: The Day After Tomorrow’s Midterm. “I’d like nothing better than to revisit this column in a few days, shaking my head at myself.”

BAD FAT: Scientists Studied 2,244 Patients and Found a Hidden Danger of Even Mild Obesity.