THIS IS JUST PAINFUL: ‘Simpsons’ Standout Goes Full Trump Derangement Syndrome. “The song, and describing it that way, is generous, has Trump recalling some of the people in his orbit like Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein.”
May 14, 2026
HIT BACK TWICE AS HARD, THE WISE MAN SAID: Israel Sues New York Times and Exposes Iranian Terror Network in Australia.
BAD NEWS FOR ILLEGAL ALIEN TRUCK DRIVERS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HIRE THEM: SCOTUS Decision Hits Shipping Brokers Like a Ton of Freight. “Up to today, trucking companies bore the liability for anything that happened with their vehicle or driver during. Brokers had always claimed immunity from any liability as they were a step removed from ownership. All they did was scheduling – pick up a phone and schedule with Company A or B to get a load from here to there. There were ways to know if said company was in full compliance with DoT regulations, had safety violations, and had paid their insurance bill, but zero impetus for a broker to check. The trucking company was just another name in the book, willing to deliver for the price quoted. A unanimous decision from the Supreme Court today has changed that dynamic and sent a seismic shock through the entire trucking industry.”
Big win for third party inspection/certification services, and the lawyers who will be suing the freight brokers who hire dangerous drivers.
READER FAVORITE: Members Only Original Iconic Racer Jacket for Men. #CommissionEarned
METAPHOR ALERT:
Lost in the reaction to @NickKristof doing journeyman's work pushing Hamas propaganda is the tremendous service he's done by promoting the most apt possible metaphor for modern American journalism:
Dog Rape.
Credit where credit is due https://t.co/SuPBsr7slW
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 14, 2026
ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Education meets the free market: Who wins and who loses?
VDH: The Four Horsemen of the New Antisemitism.
Few predicted that blaming Israel and the Jews who support it would flare up in the early 21st century—and in America of all places, where there are nearly as many Jews as there are in Israel.
After all, Israel is the only consensual society in the Middle East. It holds regular elections and maintains tripartite judicial, executive, and legislative checks and balances.
Free speech is found in the Middle East only in Israel, where religious apostasy, criticism of one’s own country, gender equity, and tolerance of gays are guaranteed in marked contrast to all its neighbors.
It was once common knowledge that Israel had survived the huge numbers of its enemies because its tiny population was better educated, freer, more adept at Western technology, more tolerant of dissent—and because it enjoyed the goodwill and bipartisan support of the United States.
True, the recent affluence of the Gulf States has presented a thin veneer of Westernism that has fooled many in the new anti-Israel media. But just because Qatar did not censor a celebrity newsman’s broadcast from Doha does not mean Qatar is a free society. After all, no Western journalist would dare schedule a broadcast from Qatar with a Qatari who had condemned the regime for its intolerance or announced his religious apostasy from Islam.
So why and how did millions of Americans begin to express hatred for Israel and, albeit more subtly, the Jews who support it?
There are four converging fronts in this perfect storm.
Exit quote:
Any visitor to a contemporary American campus who talks at length to protesting students quickly arrives at two general conclusions:
First, many have been taught to despise Israel and simply parrot the indoctrinated talking points of their professors—“apartheid,” “genocide,” “war crimes,” “settler colonialism,” and so on.
The result is that it is now “cool” on campus to trash Israel, utter the platitude that “hating Israel is not hating Jews,” and then either make life uncomfortable for Jewish students or remain silent when witnessing such harassment firsthand.
Curiously, to build on John Cleese’s Anglo-centric tweet, the reverse does not appear to be true on American campuses:
If British jews are to be held responsible for what happens in Gaza…then by the same reasoning British Muslims should be held responsible for the massacres of Christians by Muslims in Nigeria
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) May 14, 2026
Read the whole thing.
IF YOU SWIM OFF TIJUANA YOU CAN GET THAT ANYTIME: Your next sunscreen could be made from E. coli.
CHAOS ERUPTS BEHIND THE SCENES OF TRUMP’S CHINA TRIP — including trampled White House aide.
President Trump’s much-anticipated summit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping has been marred by multiple physical altercations just offstage.
Among the incidents that took place Thursday:
- A White House staffer was trampled by Chinese reporters.
- A Secret Service agent was kept out of official events.
- American journalists were prevented from joining the presidential motorcade.
The chaos was all captured by a cameraman accompanying “Rush Hour” director Brett Ratner as he prepares to shoot a fourth installment of the beloved feature film franchise.
The dust-ups with the Chinese caused frustrations to boil over on the American side, with one member of the US delegation overheard calling it a “s—tshow.”
Related, from Lee Smith: Strange Trip — The U.S. war against Iran hasn’t ushered in American decline. It’s exposed China’s weakness.
Trump’s tariffs have forced China to find alternate markets for its goods. “But the Iran war,” said the trade analyst, “has stalled the growth of the economies in all of China’s replacement markets, especially Southeast Asia and Europe. All of which means the notion that Trump and the U.S. hold little leverage in their relations with China is complete nonsense.”
Given the damage Trump has inflicted on not just Iran but also China, he could walk away now and declare victory. Together with Israel, the United States has decimated Iranian leadership, destroyed its navy and air force, and collapsed most of its nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles facilities. Trump could withdraw forces and promise to return if the regime tests his warnings, or he could leave it entirely to the next administration to stop what he’s described as an existential threat that plagues not only Israel and other U.S. regional allies but also Europe and soon the American homeland. But Trump says he isn’t leaving until he gets all the uranium Iran has enriched and dismantles all its nuclear facilities. It seems he really doesn’t care about the polling, gas prices, or even threats to his future freedom, because he’s not budging. The American president Xi is meeting in Beijing is dug in.
Exit question: Game On: Did Xi Give Trump and Rubio a Tacit Green Light on Iran?
IT’S NOT THE HEALTH ISSUE OR WHATEVER IT IS, IT’S THE COVERUP: One of Our Congresscritters Is Missing.
HMM: Gallrein takes the lead over Massie in latest Kentucky primary polling.
Quantus Insights polled 908 likely GOP voters and found that Gallrein holds 48.3% of the voters’ support, while 43.1% support Massie. Just 7.6% of polled voters remained undecided, with the majority of those undecided voters leaning toward Gallrein. The pollster reported that while “the race remains competitive,” their survey “points to a clear advantage for Gallrein.”
“Massie continues to hold a durable base of support, especially among Republicans drawn to his independent brand and willingness to break with party leadership,” the poll analysis reads. “But in a primary shaped heavily by Trump’s endorsement, national attention, and outside spending, Gallrein’s lead on both the initial ballot and leaner allocation shows the Trump-backed challenger in the stronger position entering the final stretch.”
The survey, taken between May 11 and 12, is the first poll to show Gallrein in the lead, as other surveys had shown Massie up by single digits. The trend does not bode well for Massie, who has won every primary challenge since entering Congress with over 70% of the vote.
We’ll find out soon enough.
DAY ENDING WITH ‘Y’? Did You See Hakeem Jeffries’ Press Conference Tantrum?
THAT’S ANOTHER ONE OF THEM RHETORICAL QUESTIONS, RIGHT? Soccer Star Lamine Yamal Waved a Palestinian Flag — What If It Had Been Israel’s?
SOMALI PIRATES ATTACK AMERICAN WEST COAST:
Makes you wonder how much of ‘rising medical costs’ is just fraud, is just people stealing money. https://t.co/WtdZQE5Xkq
— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) May 14, 2026
IF ELON CALLS YOU A JACKASS, YOU’RE PROBABLY A JACKASS: OpenAI exec recalls ‘tense exchange’ where Elon Musk called him a ‘jackass.’
BOMBING CHINA’S POPULATION:
WATCH: CBS's Tony Dokoupil completes his editorial to close out the West Coast Evening News broadcast. In a minute and a half, he runs through what the other nightlies omit- that China is going through the suck worse than the U.S. right now. The media hall monitors will surely… pic.twitter.com/ppqGITo1mn
— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) May 14, 2026
DOKOUPIL: America remains the innovation hub of the world. Made in China, yes; but designed and invented in the U.S.A. New drugs, new discoveries, new inventions, new space missions. Xi boasts of the country’s industrial might, and it’s impossible to deny that fact. China’s population is in decline, though, well below replacement rates. Unemployment is high with millions in rural provinces living in poverty, and massive housing complexes that now sit empty.
To paraphrase the lads in the Delta House, China f*cked up, they trusted us – more specifically, they trusted their fellow leftist, the recently deceased Paul Ehrlich, in the 1970s. As did that gold standard of CBS Evening News hosts, Uncle Walter:
[N]ow that Neil Armstrong had walked on the Moon, Cronkite sensed that ecology would soon replace space exploration as the national obsession. CBS News producer Ron Bonn recalled precisely when Cronkite put the network on the front line of the fight. “It was New Year’s Day, 1970, and Walter walked into the Broadcast Center and said, ‘God damn it, we’ve got to get on this environmental story,’ ” Bonn recalled. “When Walter said ‘God damn it,’ things happened.”
Cronkite pulled Bonn from nearly all other CBS duties for eight weeks so he could investigate environmental degradation. He wanted a whole new regular series on the CBS Evening News—inspired by Silent Spring, the philosophy of René Dubos, and those amazing photos of Earth taken by the Apollo 8 astronauts. The CBS Evening News segments were to be called “Can the World Be Saved?” “We wanted to grapple first with air pollution, the unbreathable air,” Bonn recalled. “But then we wanted to deal with the primary underlying problem, which was overpopulation.”
From Douglas Brinkley’s 2012 book, Cronkite: The Definitive Biography of the Legendary News Anchor Who Shaped American Journalism.
(And unwittingly, the CCP’s birth dearth.)
MAKE THE COMPUTER SURFING EASIER: ComfiLife Foot Rest for Under Desk at Work. #CommissionEarned
IS THERE ANY REFORMING THE CIA? CIA Went Rogue, Raided Tulsi’s Office to Seize Papers.
NEWS YOU CAN USE: The truth behind the ‘runner’s waist’ myth.
AND A FAIR AMOUNT OF GRIFT, I’D WAGER: California University Worked With Globalist NGO To Make Mexico’s Judicial System Gay. “More than 220 Mexican judges, secretaries and officers in Mexico’s judicial branch participated in a virtual University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) School of Law course from October to November 2022 on upholding gay and transgender rights, according to materials received in a public records request and translated by the DCNF. The law school’s Williams Institute on Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity Law and Public Policy provided the course in partnership with the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) and Mexico’s Federal Judiciary Council, an agency that oversaw the country’s court system before legislative reforms delegated its authority elsewhere.”
WALTER DURANTY SMILES:
Dying on dog rape hill. What a choice. https://t.co/zr8XWCoWGf
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) May 14, 2026
To be fair though, if it wasn’t the dogs, Israel apparently has a whole menagerie of expertly-trained beasts waging war in the Middle East…:
A list of animals Israel has been accused of "weaponizing" against Palestinians over the years
Thread 🧵🧵 pic.twitter.com/vLXXWoufUm
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) May 13, 2026
UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
After having been to the dog room and released, a Hamas fighter kept getting re-arrested trying to stab Jews and sent back to prison. While arresting him for the fourth time or so, IDF said to him: "Admit it, you don't come here for the Jew-killing, do you?"
— Alex S. (@Alex_94706) May 12, 2026
UPDATE (From Ed): Israel Sues NYT over Kristof Column That Alleged Widespread Rape of Palestinian Prisoners.
Related: Israeli rape dog spotted?
And now in May 2026 — we have reached the Israeli Rape Dog
Thank you @NickKristof for your contribution to this genre pic.twitter.com/KIzIAiErLP
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) May 14, 2026
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): First-grade teacher arrested for allegedly having sex with student — after confessing to her hubby.
NEWS YOU CAN USE:
A reminder:
Hantavirus equals bird flu equals monkeypox, despite the hype they’ve killed fewer people this decade than a day of car crashes
The only major respiratory virus epidemic in 100 years came from a lab
Health bureaucrats need to stay employed, your fear is their work
— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) May 13, 2026