OPEN THREAD: Monday, Monday.

TO BE FAIR, I’M REALLY NOT AT ALL SURE IT’S POSSIBLE.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

UPDATE:

HMM:

GOOD AND HARD, FUN CITY: 16 Dead in NYC From Warmth of Collectivism.

At least 16 people have died outdoors in New York City after a winter storm and days of subfreezing temperatures, intensifying scrutiny of Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) handling of the cold snap and his decision to halt the removal of homeless encampments.

The death toll climbed to 16, Mamdani announced Monday, and hypothermia played a role in at least 13 of the deaths. Fourteen New Yorkers died from Hurricane Ida in 2021.

Mamdani announced in December that he would drop former mayor Eric Adams’s policy of clearing homeless encampments and encouraging people to go to shelters, saying that displacement was ineffective. Critics argue the reversal left the homeless vulnerable when temperatures plunged.

Adams said he pleaded with Mamdani not to abandon the city’s established policy. “I begged him not to reverse our policy that kept homeless New Yorkers from freezing outdoors in makeshift encampments,” Adams wrote Thursday on X. “He didn’t listen.”

“Reinstate the policy now. Every day of delay risks more lives,” the former mayor said.

Mamdani on Monday, though, said that “It does not appear there’s any relationship between encampments and what we’ve seen with these 16 New Yorkers.”

The mayor also took heat from Rep. Elise Stefanik (R., N.Y.). “So much for the ‘warmth of collectivism,’” Stefanik said. “The cold hard truths of Socialism have arrived in NYC. People are literally dying on the streets in the cold because of inexperience, ineptitude, and a dehumanizing radical ideology.”

The optics of this risk backfiring very badly on our theater kid mayor:

UPDATE: While Mamdani is the only open communist of blue city mayors, he’s far alone in his incompetence:

It’s not quite that if you elect a Democrat, you’re signing on for at least one term of poorly run government. But in one big U.S. city after another, highly touted mayors — all progressive Democrats, of course — are proving deeply subpar in delivering services when their cities need them most.

The failures of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson are well-documented. Closer to home for me, Muriel Bowser is in the final year of a twelve-year run as mayor of the District of Columbia, isn’t running for reelection, and apparently is gripped by what the high schoolers used to call “senioritis.”

As you likely know, one week ago, the northeast got hit by a major snow and ice storm. Bowser attended a party at the U.S. Conference of Mayors Thursday, while her city still hadn’t completed the basic duty of plowing the streets.

The virtue signal to reward ratio is astonishing:

“FOLLOW THE SCIENCE,” THEY SAID, AS THEY LIED ABOUT THE SCIENCE:

Related thoughts: Flashback: We’re told to ‘follow the science’ — yet some of it is just plain wrong.

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY:

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): The purpose of a system is what it does. Not what it says it’s for.

THE MET’S SWAN SONG? Kelly Jane Torrance: Pursuit of politics and personalities ruined the Met Opera — America’s biggest performing-arts institution.

Then, as if to prove why the company’s having trouble raising money at home, audiences savaged its just-ended run of the Bizet classic “Carmen.”

The ripped-from-the-headlines production, brought back from the 2023-2024 season, moves the action from 1820 Seville, Spain, to modern-day America.

Instead of sumptuous costumes and striking sets, star mezzo-soprano Aigul Akhmetshina traipsed across the stage in denim cutoffs and cowboy boots, while bass-baritone Christian Van Horn’s Escamillo crooned his “Toreador Song” dressed as a rodeo rider.

Carmen works not in a cigarette factory but for an arms manufacturer, and the troops were transformed, as many saw it, into ICE agents.

It wasn’t money, though, that led superstar tenor Jonas Kaufmann to declare at year’s end that he’d no longer appear at the Met.

The big box-office draw — one of the greatest singers of his generation — heavily hinted that Met leadership was behind his decision.

“I felt very bad about how they treated the chorus and orchestra in the pandemic. They didn’t get paid at all. Musicians had to move out of New York or move in with their parents. I did a livestreamed concert and asked listeners to donate. That didn’t go down well,” Kaufmann told BBC Radio’s Norman Lebrecht.

Few opera singers look their best in Daisy Dukes. And yeah, the Met was pretty awful to its worker bees. But it wasn’t so great to them before, or after.

Plus:

It used internet celebrities to promote its opening-night production, “Grounded,” a new “antiwar opera,” as Gelb called it — but that didn’t work.

The opera, about a military pilot who gets pregnant, was the season’s worst attended, selling only 50% of capacity.

Other contemporary, woke operas fared similarly.

Get woke, go broke.

WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S: How Bernie Sanders built a device to give himself ‘cosmos-shattering orgasms.’

Bernie Sanders was a follower of the ‘Father of Free Love’ in his youth and built himself a device so he could achieve ‘cosmos-shattering orgasms’, according to a new book on the senator.

He was heavily influenced by the controversial sex therapist Wilhelm Reich who believed that liberation could be achieved via enhanced climaxes.

During his 20s and while at college, Sanders became a devotee of Reich, an Austrian psychoanalyst, who believed that a universal energy called ‘orgone’ powered everything.

Reich constructed a shed-like device called an ‘Orgone Accumulator’ which supposedly collected energy to be later released in the form of explosive orgasms.

According to the upcoming book ‘Bernie for Burlington’, Sanders saw Reich’s teaching as the ‘answer’ to his own hardscrabble childhood.

Such was his devotion to Reich that he even built his own orgone orgasm device, a 5ft-long prayer mat made of copper wire with spikes on it that he slept on to channel the ‘energy’ into his body, author Dan Chiasson claims.

Chiasson, a poet and journalist who is a regular contributor to The New Yorker magazine, grew up in Burlington, the largest city in Vermont, where a the now 84-year-old Sanders became mayor before becoming a US Representative and then Senator.

The book charts Sanders’s ideological development as a democratic socialist and says that he was ‘deeply influenced’ by Reich, who ‘connected political liberation with the successful cultivation of cosmos-shattering orgasms’.

The New York Times assures me that everyday sex in the former Soviet Union was nothing but cosmos-shattering orgasms.