OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.
September 11, 2026
PLANETARY OZEMPIC: Mercury is shrinking faster than we thought. What’s going on inside of it?
NEWS YOU CAN USE: US Doctors Just Changed Their Guidelines For Migraine Prevention.
LINDSAY CLANCY FAN FINDING OUT HOLDOUT JUROR IS ‘BLACK’ MAY BE THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET:
There are those watershed moments in internet history when it makes journalisming all worth it.
Such is the case when a Lindsay Clancy fan found out the mind-bending news that the lone holdout juror in the Clancy case who forced a mistrial was… *gasp“… black.
The TikTok crime pseudo-expert, who goes by the handle @paigearony, really sums up the absurdity of identity politics being involved in criminal cases.
Lindsay Clancy fan discovering that the lone juror is black might be the greatest video in history pic.twitter.com/jIAjIvMcU5
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 11, 2026
“I’m a non-practicing white… it changes the landscape of the conversation a little bit. A lot of us were assuming it was a white man.”
I can’t get past the “non-practicing white” line. Here we have a person assuming that being white is like a social affliction, rather than the shorthand description for a person with sparse melanin content.
It’s apparently real — and spectacularly silly:
Holy Fuck it's real pic.twitter.com/yLOwywVKvV
— AzRepublican (@phusonAz) September 11, 2026
PRO-CLANCY JUROR IS ASKED HOW THE 11 WHITE JURORS TRIED TO GET THE BLACK HOLDOUT TO CAVE:
If you go back and look at the comments from the Lindsay Clancy jurors about the holdout, now knowing it was a black man, you can almost smell the stench of racism wafting through their pores pic.twitter.com/Oefw0o1kLL
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) September 11, 2026
Meanwhile, Sue O’Connell of Boston’s NBC affiliate is doxxing the lone holdout:

And she’s not taking the pushback from social media very well:

Finally, at America’s Newspaper of Record:
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote https://t.co/noCPIWd9ia
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 11, 2026
UPDATE:
this is some of the most disgusting news reporting i have ever seen.
it’s absolutely insane to think you could be forcibly conscripted into jury duty at any time and have your entire life completely excavated by the media if you vote unacceptably.
the unanimous verdict… https://t.co/l60bZwRTRM pic.twitter.com/WvIup7CHZj
— MJ (@morganisawizard) September 11, 2026
Tweet concludes, “the unanimous verdict requirement exists precisely so one person can refuse to go along. If being that person now means risking all of your laundry being aired out to your community that can easily identify you, we’ve essentially converted unanimity to majority rule by intimidation.”
SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: Strength Training May Be the Secret to Healthy Aging.
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MICROBIOME NEWS: Common stomach bacteria linked to colorectal cancer.
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:
Shot:
I have no words…
USA Today says the people mocking Charlie’s ass*ssination is actually good because they’re just using humor to deal with it emotionally
USA Today is covering up for the violent scum who want us dead and celebrate m*rder
I can’t believe this is real
They have… pic.twitter.com/qvpvxUKvH4
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 11, 2026
Chaser: Gabrielle Giffords shooting fuels debate over rhetoric.
Has the nation’s harsh political rhetoric become more than just talk — to the point of being dangerous?
The attempted assassination of Arizona Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords as she spoke with voters outside a grocery store in Tucson fueled a debate Sunday over whether the sharp partisanship and anti-government language that now mark American politics have created a climate that makes violence against public officials more likely.
As a moderate Democrat who barely won re-election in a state torn by disputes over immigration policy, economic angst and growing mistrust in the government, Giffords was familiar with today’s increasingly nasty political rhetoric. Her opponent last fall accused her of betraying her district. Meanwhile, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s website posted a map with cross hairs on 20 Democrat-held congressional districts Palin was targeting for takeover by Republicans in the November elections. Giffords’ was one of them.
“You can’t say they’re just words; they have consequences,” said South Carolina Rep. James Clyburn, a member of the Democratic leadership. He said he worries about the effect of words on “people who may not be clicking on all cylinders.”
He cautioned, “We need to take a look at what we’re drifting into here.”
—USA Today, January 9th, 2011.
HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A MEDAL AND A BOUNTY: Wheelchair-Bound Man Shot Would-Be Robber, Now He’s Being Evicted For ‘Criminal Activity.’ “Police and prosecutors described Torrey Holliday as the victim of an armed robbery in the Aug. 26 incident, Fox2Now.com, a St. Louis TV station, reported, while Randall T. Taylor was charged with first-degree robbery, armed criminal action and two counts of unlawful possession of a firearm. Despite the charges against Taylor, Holliday received a letter from the St. Louis Housing Authority on Aug. 28 informing him he was being evicted for ‘criminal activity,’ according to Fox2Now.”
YOUR WEEKEND ASSIGNMENT: Somehow I missed it but the three-part series on the Bill Walton Show entitled “Inside the Wire” is absolutely required YouTube watching for every person who worries about the future of America. Wade Miller, the retired Marine combat veteran who is now Executive Director of the Center for Renewing America, has for years studied the Islamic invasion and related actions originating from China.
But Miller sees those challenges as symptoms of the deeper problem facing all of us, which is the growing inability, even unwillingness, of Western Civilization to defend itself or why it is infinitely worth defending. This is deep and disturbing analysis, but it’s crucially important. Go here for the first of the three parts: “The Crisis Nobody Will Name.”
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: The Power of Positive Thinking vs. SWAT. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn that positive thinking isn’t all that powerful, how to outdo the ‘I thought this was America’ meme, and what it takes these days to be a true 49ers fan.”
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THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Exceptionally Preserved Bird Feathers Found in 66-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Coprolite. “Paleontologists in Montana have discovered remarkably preserved feathers of an ancient aquatic bird inside a fossilized dinosaur dropping, offering rare insight into why certain birds survived the asteroid strike that wiped out the dinosaurs 66 million years ago.”
IT’S WAY PAST TIME FOR THE SAUDIS TO STEP UP:
#BREAKING Houthis have seized control of Yemen's entire Red Sea coast: govt military official pic.twitter.com/0rUgdvomi5
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) September 11, 2026
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Nothing Says ‘We Hate America’ Quite as Much as UCLA’s 9/11 Event.
Today, your humble correspondent is shocked that the only guy not invited to the 9/11 observance at what used to be one of the West Coast, Messed Coast’s great universities is Khalid Sheik Mohammed himself.
Up for discussion today:
It’s a terror-friendly, America-hating event for the ages.
Democrats who run a California city hire a 20-year-old to manage the city’s money. This should go well.
And unbelievably, another California city decides to DOGE itself.
Let’s get going!
Let’s.
SECONDED:
Front page of the NYT website…
On the morning of 9/11.
Fuck you. pic.twitter.com/VbtLLwi0ey— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) September 11, 2026
The NYT did the Norm Macdonald joke because of course they did.
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THE ROLE’S ARE REVERSED — WE’RE GIVING HIGHER ED A REPORT CARD TODAY! FIRE’s 2027 College Free Speech Rankings are out. Some schools should celebrate, some should close the blinds and pretend nobody’s home, and everyone else can check whether they earned bragging rights, a warning label, or something in between.
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT? Media Can’t Stop Peddling Late-Night Misinformation. “So how did The Hollywood Reporter cover this saga? With truth and subterfuge.”
I THOUGHT POLITICIANS WERE MUCH BETTER ACTORS: AOC and Zohran Mamdani Spotted Yucking It Up As Names of Those Murdered Read at Ground Zero (Watch).
Zohran Mamdani and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were spotted giggling as people wept during the annual reading of names during the 9/11 memorial ceremony.
The camera transitioned to Mamdani and Cortez after showing a man weeping as the names were read. pic.twitter.com/zmqL3o7eZx
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 11, 2026
HA-HA, NO:
I missed this at first, but The Atlantic refers to Colin Kaepernick as “Legendary quarterback” here. https://t.co/B0WNVdod1d
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) September 11, 2026