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I DON’T BELIEVE HIM. ‘My Family Doesn’t Have Any Money’: Hunter Biden Says He’s Too Broke To Own a Car or Phone in Deposition Over Unpaid Legal Fees.

DEPENDING UPON THE TIME OF DAY, THE JURY MAY BE OUT ON THIS ONE:

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hunter Biden is shitting on President’s children.

Does he know he’s Hunter Biden? https://t.co/dIuF8LWwHa

— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 31, 2026

Flashback: Hunter Biden was banned from the Chateau Marmont for ‘drug use.’

Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, and the ghost of John Belushi stand in awe of Hunter Biden.

MORE FROM THE INDISPENSABLE CITY JOURNAL: “Students Need Consequences, Not “Restorative Justice.” And when one student is allowed to disrupt class, the other students can’t learn either.

For decades, federal bureaucrats have been telling school districts that “disparate impact” in school discipline is a violation of the regulations promulgated under Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  Translation:  Even though low-income African American students disrupt class at greater rates than low-income Asian or white students, these bureaucrats insist that their regulations prohibit schools from suspending them from class at that greater rate.  The “solution” has been a general relaxation of discipline and more chaotic classrooms (along with a bit of punishing Asian and white students for behavior that would not be punished for African American students).

The Trump Administration is making some progress toward getting the federal government off the backs of the local districts on this issue of school discipline.  But more progress is necessary.  As Alison Somin and I have argued, Department of Education bureaucrats are interpreting those regulations incorrectly.  Moreover,  if one assumes that they are right about the interpretation,  that only means the regulations go far beyond the Title VI rule making power given to executive branch by Congress.  Repealing or amending those rules is necessary to prevent future left-of-center Presidents from re-starting the pressure on school districts.

And, of course, once we get the federal government off the backs of school districts, then the hard work continues:  The school districts themselves need to understand that their approach to discipline has only made things worse for students of all races and ethnicities.

A RECKONING:

Stephen A. Smith publicly APOLOGIZES to Kyrie Irving after calling him "selfish" for refusing the COVID jab.

"Hindsight-wise, it didn’t make him stubborn or selfish. It made him BRAVE."

"I watched Dr. Fauci on Capitol Hill yesterday, and the person I thought about most was… pic.twitter.com/rBgTz24Dka

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) July 31, 2026

HAHA:

To Avoid Criticism For Hooking Up With His Cousin, Troy Jackson Converts To Islam https://t.co/CiOKimHzIy

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2026

INVESTIGATE:

https://twitters.com/DataRepublican/status/2081111582080180589

GEE, IF ONLY THERE HAD BEEN SOME WARNING THAT SOCIALISM ISN’T GOOD FOR A COUNTRY:  Fed-up Spaniards lash out at socialist prime minister after migrant invasion: ‘A third-world country’.

WHO CARES WHAT LA CAGE AUX NÉVROSÉS THINKS?  Here’s Why BlueSky Is Accusing Jeopardy Host Ken Jennings of Being ‘Transphobic’.

IT’S AS IF SOCIALISM DOESN’T PLAY SO WELL OUTSIDE THE COASTAL ELITES:  Francesca Hong Continues Trying to Distance Herself From the DSA.

IS SHE THE WORST. JUSTICE. EVER?  Wait, Ketanji Brown Jackson Really Said That…on This Podcast?

GOOD:  America Sanctioning Iran’s Mahan Air Network and IRGC-Linked Front Company.

THE INFLUENCE PEDDLING OPERATION IS NO LONGER WORKING:  Hunter Biden: “Hey, I’m Broke … and So Is My Old Man.”

BETTER THAN SPAIN!  Reconquista.

HE’S NOT WRONG:  Fauci the murderer.

HERMETICALLY SEALED:  Life in the bubble.

THIS HEADLINE IS AMAZING AND I’M HERE FOR IT:  Karelian Bear Dogs Take on Tahoe’s Bear Invasion.

IT’S JUST WHAT GREW OUT OF THE FACT THAT HUMANS TRADE NATURALLY:  Nobody “designed” capitalism.

GOOD:  Sisters, diocese sue NY State over assisted suicide law.

THIS IS FAIR: I’m sorry Roon, I have great respect for you, but in both of the incident reports in question, even if we take them on face value, which I have a great deal of difficulty doing, the description is one of raging incompetence, with no real IDS logging in place, with terrible sandboxing far worse than normal industry standards, with no one actually paying attention to what is going on, with no compensating controls.

X-cancel.

WRITING ALSO DOESN’T DO THAT, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:  Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free. Neither surrendering to collectivism nor playing the guitar on the MTV is a realistic solution.

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE:

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota https://t.co/5mxIQrf5h0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2026

NAME IT CERBERUS: 1st three-headed asteroid found in our solar system — and it has a little moon.

JUST IN TIME: For The First Time, The Large Hadron Collider May Have Detected Hints of Dark Matter.