MUSK HAD TO DELIVER A PRODUCT, NEWSOM HAD TO WET EVERYBODY’S BEAKS:

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:

HE’S NOT ALONE. OH, HE’S NOWHERE NEAR ALONE:  Rising Rage.

NO. JUST NO. GET THE GOVERNMENT OFF STUDENT LOANS NOW: Student Loan Update: GOP Bill Would Codify Major Change for Borrowers.

The government has no money of its own. Government creates no value. it should stop printing money to allow universities to jack their fees, their costs, their salaries, with the future of American youth as the bargaining paw. Government should get its nose out of everywhere not specified in the Constitution. Enough is enough.

OPEN THREAD: I’m out of Steely Dan references for now.

JIM TREACHER: Is Haley Stevens for Real?

That clip is going around today, and a bunch of meanies are already comparing her to Pat. You know, It’s Pat. You’re not sure if it’s a man or a woman. Or Matt Foley, the motivational speaker who “lives in a van down by the river!” She does sound like she’s in a Saturday Night Live sketch of some sort. Back when it was still funny.

She kinda reminds me of a grown-up Little Rascal. “Hey kids, let’s put on a show!” And no, I’m not old enough to remember the original Little Rascals from the ‘30s. I’m only old enough to remember the syndicated reruns in the ‘70s.

At least this woman isn’t Abdul El-Sayed, her opponent in the primary. I haven’t really talked about that guy much, but the more I learn about him, the less I like him.

Stevens supports Israel, and El-Sayed does not. Huh. Weird. The terrorist sympathizer isn’t a fan of the Jews. (And yes, I know not all Muslims sympathize with terrorists. Just the ones running for public office these days.)

So this lady is the establishment candidate, and he’s the commie terrorist candidate. If you made me pick one, I’m going with Stevens every time. At least she’s not a Jew-hating communist.

And she seems like she’d be fun to party with. Which candidate would you want to have a beer bong with?

Let’s let El-Sayed himself answer that question:

GRAHAM’S BODY WASN’T EVEN COLD: When the sad news of Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing became public, the Left’s Culture Warriors lost no time trashing the man, Richard Pollock reports.

DISPATCHES FROM THE DOOM GOBLIN: Greta Thunberg joins Berlin protest wearing ‘Yalla Intifada’ shirt.

Swedish anti-Israel activist Greta Thunberg appeared at a protest in Berlin on Saturday wearing a T-shirt reading “Yalla Intifada,” as demonstrators rallied outside German arms manufacturer Rheinmetall’s new ammunition factory.

Thunberg joined protesters organized by the Berlin Alliance Against Arms Production outside Rheinmetall’s Berlin-Wedding plant, where production lines are being converted from civilian automotive parts to steel casings for 155-mm artillery shells.

“Greta Thunberg attended a protest wearing a ‘Yalla Intifada’ shirt,” the Combat Antisemitism Movement said on Monday. “The slogan combines the Arabic word for ‘let’s go’ and Intifada, terror campaigns that killed thousands of people.”

And she wore this t-shirt in Berlin, huh?

Tweet concludes, “I kinda think her schtick should embarrass you. Because it highlights the mimetic faddishness of both causes.

Not to mention where both causes originally intersected: Rupert Darwall on the Alarming Roots of Environmentalism.

NO, TRUMP NOT BACKING OFF: On a proposed rule, that is, from the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) that would ban Medicaid funding for hospitals doing transgender surgery on minors. And tomorrow, the House Judiciary Committee marks up a bill to clear the legal path, namely, a right to action to sue providers of such medical “services.”