HAHA:

Woke white lady: "Some people loathe you… Do you think what you're doing is helpful for Western democracy?"@ElonMusk: "Maybe some people do loathe me. That's probably true. I don't care. I think a lot more people hate you and the media than you realize."

Damn that's cold. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/mOjkA00UDG

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) July 23, 2026

A man who can do this:

A SpaceX intern once described eating lunch next to Elon Musk in the company cafeteria.

The intern said Elon sat down at a regular table with a regular tray of food. No entourage. No reserved section. He sat next to two junior engineers who were clearly terrified. One of them…

— Race 🕊️ (@multiplanet1) July 21, 2026

Doesn’t care much about the feelings of media midwits.

Flashback:

Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard.

My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 27, 2026

Related:

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COOL STUFF:  Crater impact in the ice sheets of the northern Martian lowlands.

THOSE VIOLENT AMISH!  NYC attacker yelled ‘Allahu Akbar’ as he randomly stabbed two men near Central Park, according to victim, witnesses: commish.

THAT’S WHY THE FIRST THING SOCIALIST DO WHEN THEY GAIN POWER IS START REWRITING HISTORY:  Mamdani Says Most of Our Lives Are Already Socialist and Ends Up Tripping Over History.

THAT’S BECAUSE THE LEFT IS VIOLENT:  Secret Service Director Says Threats Against Trump and Other Protectees Are ‘Off the Charts’.

THAT’S THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE REPORTERS:  Sophie Cunningham Shuts Down Reporter Over Her Stance on Transgender Athletes in Women’s Sports.

FUNNY, ISN’T IT?  DSA: Trump doesn’t respect political norms. Also DSA: Let’s abolish the current system.

TL:DR, REGULATIONS DON’T PROTECT CONSUMERS:  Your Favorite Regulation Is Probably Hurting You. Most people think regulations protect the poor. The data says the opposite.

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THE PROBLEM IS THEY’VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED AND BELIEVE THEY WERE EDUCATED:  The people who know nothing know everything. At an insufferable anti-Israel dinner party, a masterclass in dealing with pro-Palestinian idiocy.

YOU’D THINK THEY WOULD ALREADY BE DOING THAT?  GOP Rep. Kat Cammack pitches mandatory background checks for Congress staffers over claims foreign agents running wild.

YES:  I’m convinced the Founding Fathers created the closest thing to a godly government on Earth which was: a government explicitly based on preventing humans from gaining power.

X-cancel.

GOOD:  US Treasury Department Prevents Almost $100 Million From Going To Dead People.

HOW THINGS WORK:

Funny. In Europe you have pro-Iran demonstrations without a single Iranian in them and anti-Iran demonstrations composed almost entirely of Iranians.

— Uri Kurlianchik (@VerminusM) July 24, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Party on.

THAT COLUMN WAS NOT KIMBERLEY’S BEST WORK, AND NEITHER IS THIS RESPONSE TO HER CRITICS:

The audacity of calling anyone else a “sensitive bunny” while spending an entire column about how people criticized you online. My word.

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 24, 2026

I should note that he was “AWOL” while his wife gave birth.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: China’s record-breaking Gravity-1 rocket launches 9 satellites from a ship at sea.

THIS ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER BROUGHT TO YOU BY COMMUNISM: The Aral Sea Has Been Drying Up For 60 Years. New Research Shows It’s Also Releasing Massive Amounts of Carbon.

WELL, GOOD: New Tool Supercharges Immunotherapy Against Prostate Cancer.

HAHA:

It's okay ma'am, I guess it's hard for some people to write a national newspaper sports column that doesn't read like a mass shooter's last manifesto https://t.co/8ncTINGvlG

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 23, 2026

Related:

The proper historical analogy is not

Emmett Till = all of the WNBA's black lesbian players.

The proper historical analogy is

Jackie Robinson = Caitlin Clark.

And if you think that analogy is overkill, compare the targeted physical abuse Caitlin Clark has received since first… https://t.co/eNpLXSu9k6

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 23, 2026

TREAT YOUR HAIR: Nizoral Anti-Dandruff Shampoo with 1% Ketoconazole. #CommissionEarned

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