ADDING YEARS TO YOUR LIFE AS WELL AS LIFE TO YOUR YEARS: Viagra May Block a Hidden Pathway Cancer Cells Need To Spread.
July 29, 2026
CHECKS OUT:
If there was another Covid-style pandemic, it would probably be because scientists were carelessly researching deadly novel viruses in large urban centers https://t.co/njF7R0SiYx
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) July 29, 2026
JENNIFER RUST: South Carolinians Say Goodbye to Lindsey Graham.
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ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Magnesium vs. melatonin: Which is better for sleep?
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence https://t.co/Kv8h1n8TiU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 28, 2026
REQUIRED READING:
Confession: I’m not as hardcore angry as some people are over COVID. Or I wasn’t anyways, for a while.
To me it was always this weird thing that came out of nowhere and judging peoples’ reactions to it or, worse, assuming their motives, struck me as slightly disingenuous.
The…
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) July 29, 2026
“It is amazing, yet not surprising, that for all the left’s protestations about ‘injustice’ they purposely overlook, even celebrate, the most egregious abuse of power in my lifetime.”
SPINAL TAP WAS NOT INTENDED AS A HOW-TO GUIDE: Katy Perry got stuck in a giant plastic bottle at her concert and the crowd wouldn’t roll her back toward the stage. “This was at the Isle of MTV Malta festival on the 22nd, and apparently she thought the best way to start the show was to hop inside a giant inflatable water bottle and crowd surf in it:”
When Katy Perry's stage entrance went completely off-plan
She was supposed to appear dramatically inside a giant plastic bottle, but the crowd mistakenly carried her in the opposite direction, deep into the audience, while she waved her hand, trying to correct the situation. pic.twitter.com/FaFDS5U3nt
— MOSCOW NEWS 🇷🇺 (@MOSCOW_EN) July 28, 2026
Derek Smalls did it so much better, many decades ago:
GOOD NAME: U.S. military tests Hammer of the Gods in new sea trial. “Hammer of the Gods is not a weapon in the traditional sense of something that fires a projectile. It is an emitter, a piece of hardware that broadcasts electromagnetic signals, built to deliver an expanded suite of command-and-control capabilities alongside a wider set of electronic warfare functions from a highly deployable, low-signature platform. Electronic warfare covers the broad category of military operations that use the electromagnetic spectrum, the invisible range of radio waves, radar, and satellite signals that modern militaries depend on, either to disrupt an adversary’s systems or to protect friendly ones from being disrupted in turn. Because Hammer of the Gods keeps a low electromagnetic signature, meaning it does not broadcast in a way that makes it easy for an enemy to detect and target, it can push forward into contested areas and deliver what the Army describes as multi-domain effects at the forward edge of operations, essentially projecting electronic warfare capability into the thick of a fight rather than staying safely in the rear.”
FAUCI MADE FAUCI MORE MOCKABLE THAN EVER:
The Fifth Amendment is protection from the Govt.
It is not protection from damage to your reputation that comes from invoking it. https://t.co/x1eYHFN3LY
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) July 29, 2026
I’ll have much more on Fauci’s mockability in tomorrow’s Thursday Essay.
HEH:
Talarico’s Fauci doll has a “Removable mask!” but only when he’s playing with the Jake Tapper doll https://t.co/MYA92BX3Jp
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) July 29, 2026
Alternate headline: Leftism as a Cult, Exhibit #1,000,006.
BEST DOJ FOR GUN RIGHTS EVER: Another Win: DOJ Pulls Its Appeal of a Ruling that Carry Bans In Post Offices are Unconstitutional.
SPACE: NASA’s new Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope is about to launch. Here’s why it’s so cool.
After more than a decade in development, the Roman Space Telescope will launch at 7:20 a.m. on Aug. 30 from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida — eight months ahead of schedule. Its mission? To study how the universe began, what it’s made of and how it has evolved over time — while (hopefully) helping scientists solve some of modern astronomy’s biggest mysteries in the process.
NASA will preview that mission at a virtual news conference today at 2 p.m. ET.
“We’re going to find one-in-a-million things over and over and over again,” Jeremy Perkins, a Roman Telescope scientist at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, recently predicted.
What kinds of things? Habitable planets in our own galaxy, perhaps. And dark energy. And primordial black holes.
Bring ’em on.
SOME SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY? Fauci’s Disastrous Senate Hearing Signals That It’s Time to Put the Autopen on Trial Through Him.
JUST THINK OF IT AS A SPECIES OF REPARATIONS:
It's not plagiarism when a Person of Color does it because slavery and reparations. https://t.co/QUoAMYOyY4
— Gad Saad (@GadSaad) July 29, 2026
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MAYBE THEY JUST NEEDED SOME MORE GUN CONTROL: Seattle’s Inept, Anti-Gun Woke Circus Helps Turn a Food Festival into a Gang Shooting Gallery.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Science Pleads The 5thhttps://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2026
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE “NEVER AGAIN” MOMENTS:
Never forget what they did in the name of Covid.
Fauci did this then lied through his teeth under oath.
Fauci belongs in prison for a very long time. pic.twitter.com/2o6bbb8Q25
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 28, 2026
COMMIES BLAME CLIMATE FOR EVERYTHING: Spanish PM Sánchez calls out climate denial after devastating week of wildfires.
CAN SCIENCE DO THAT?
Science Pleads The 5thhttps://t.co/3Ry6yTqSve
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2026
As always, America’s Newspaper of Record™ nails it.
And something a little more serious on the subject from John Nolte:
This also states it well…
The pardon put Fauci in a position where he could either testify truthfully and face no prosecution, or invoke the Fifth and face a contempt charge.
Obviously, Fauci decided telling the truth was more dangerous (even with no fear of prosecution)… https://t.co/lW4gQoVA5J
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) July 29, 2026
I suppose nobody understands the risks to Fauci better than Fauci, and he decided accordingly.