PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

World Cup fan base fever has taken over the United States https://t.co/vV6FMNJHDg pic.twitter.com/FksfBtF1TA

— California Post (@californiapost) June 14, 2026

Some exceptions do apply:

Sea of red seen in World Cup low fan turnout in Santa Clara https://t.co/cicVgQmcld pic.twitter.com/6qJmrsR3Hm

— California Post (@californiapost) June 13, 2026

We’re Americans, we don’t do soccer, thank you very much: Why America is still immune to the soccer virus.

Sure, there are people in America who like international football. They fall into 4 groups:

Immigrants
Tourists
Americans who hate the USA and vow to leave whenever elections don't go their way, but then puss out and pretend to enjoy soccer as goth cosplay rebellion

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026

Closeted gay duded who choose soccer fandom as a beard in case the subject of sports comes up in conversation among other dudes. "I don't follow MLB, I'm more a Bundesliga fan" and whatnothttps://t.co/tzWzK0PW2e

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 8, 2026

The only reason we’re at all interested this year is to see where Freddy from Germany will be dining next in America:

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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026

More on that here: World Cup fans fall in love with American culture, comfort food classics.

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and… pic.twitter.com/eQqDlAJdvr

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) June 13, 2026

“CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE MADE ABOUT ALEX SOROS:”

He does it again. Scott Jennings gets the last word on CNN. 😂👌🏻

JENNINGS: If Elon Musk had never gotten involved in politics, never supported Trump … he’d be getting a ticker tape parade right now.

HINOJOSA: Do you agree that one person should have control in f American… pic.twitter.com/7vl3gJ3nOd

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) June 14, 2026

Perhaps the Oystergruppenführer can bring Peenemünde to Portland, Maine:

listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism

you see how stupid you sound, yes?

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) June 13, 2026

THIS IS HOW THE MOVIE STARTS: Doctors Inject Human Subjects With First Vaccine Designed by AI.

MUSK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME IN ACTION:

Idk why but it’s hard to take Elon haters seriously. pic.twitter.com/69tjWm32Z9

— The Rabbit Hole (@TheRabbitHole) June 14, 2026

It’s curious to complain about being “purposefully pushed apart” and divided, when the purpose of leftism is the increasing atomization and fracturing of culture: We Need to Talk About the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Community.

A FRIEND LOST 12 POUNDS IN A MONTH AFTER STARTING PILATES FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T AFFORD FOOD: Yoga vs. Pilates: What’s the better workout?

CHINA’S COLLAPSING JOB MARKET:

China’s collapsing job market just lost its ultimate safety net as the gig economy completely implodes. In a historic first, authorities in Shenzhen, the powerhouse megacity built on migrant labor, have formally declared the ride-hailing market completely saturated. An absolute… https://t.co/mNzmHRVjzA pic.twitter.com/qhr0sRjEzA

— UnveiledChina (@Unveiled_ChinaX) June 13, 2026

Flashback to November of 2019: How to Conduct Business with Chinese Companies That See a Dark Future.

GERMANY TAKES AI SPEECH TO COURT: A German ruling reportedly treats Google’s AI Overviews as Google’s own words. Say what you will about America, but the First Amendment remains a pretty good firewall. More in this week’s update.

A SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY: DOJ Subpoenas Big Banks Over Discriminatory Policies That De-Banked Gun Industry Customers and Others.

IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE:

Saving LA – Phase III pic.twitter.com/9n9wv1tonZ

— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) June 12, 2026

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 13, 2026

TREAT YOUR SKIN: Anti-Aging Face Moisturizer with Retinol, Collagen & Hyaluronic Acid. #CommissionEarned

IN A NUTSHELL:

Elon Musk does not own a yacht

Gavin Newsom does https://t.co/kFdF2H19eF

— Dux (@DuxVul) June 12, 2026

SORE WINNERS: 63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win.

STAY COOL THIS SUMMER: NORTHYARD Men’s Athletic Running Shorts. #CommissionEarned

LAW: ‘BIPOC’ language scrubbed from geoscience fellowship after College Fix questions.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Rice University offers Taylor Swift course analyzing ‘nationalism,’ ‘whiteness,’ and gender.

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card. https://t.co/1TT5cVNwvw

— Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 (@philthatremains) June 13, 2026

From the replies: “Elon Musk is not telling me how privileged I am after I make a 60 hour work week to pay for my own groceries and bills.”

OUTSOURCED CENSORSHIP IS STILL CENSORSHIP: The government cannot launder speech suppression through private companies and call it constitutional, which is why FIRE backs the JAWBONE Act.

THE FORMULA:

The formula was never a secret comrade ☭ https://t.co/XbJHyqGet8 pic.twitter.com/PqtjdmaRlL

— Burnie Senders (@BurnieSendersX) June 13, 2026

HIGHER EDUCATION IS A CESSPIT OF HATE: “It’s Amazing That the Heart of Antisemitism in America Lies on Campus.”

HAPPY FLAG DAY: An Ode to Patriotism.

IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS?

New study shows Conservatives are happier than Liberals

“Mental illness is emerging as its own political identity and is most heavily aligned with leftist political ideology and causes” https://t.co/EESc9Uy1K4

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 12, 2026

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Dog Multivitamin Chewable with Glucosamine. #CommissionEarned

STACY MCCAIN: Education and the Tyranny of ‘Equality:’ Do not sacrifice your children to the dogmas of democracy. “Sorry it took me 4,000 words to get down to brass tacks — GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOL! — but thanks for your patience. Sometimes I just need to rant.”

RUNNING THE NUMBERS:

Elon Musk's companies employ roughly 170,000 people.

AOC drove Amazon out of New York, killing 40,000 jobs.

One creates. The other destroys.

They are not the same.

— TMK (@themagaking) June 13, 2026