OH, CAN’T WE? ON THE SCALE OF CORKS TO KINGS, HOW HARD WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS TO TAKE IT OUT? Kansas State official on DEI: “You can’t take it out”.
March 16, 2026
AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES FUTURISM CHALLENGING AND FASCINATING: In Saturday’s FEE Weekly, Diego Costa looks at the classic example of how the role of the bank teller changed when automated teller machines (ATM) were introduced.
However, fear not. There are very few buggy whip makers, let alone flintknappers on the unemployment line. the story of humanity is the story of saltational innovation. Chances are that this one is also survivable.
AND THIS IS WHY WE DON’T LET THE FAMILY OF TERRORISTS IN WITHOUT SCRUTINY: Brother of Michigan synagogue attacker was Hezbollah commander, Israel alleges. Ayman Muhammad Ghazali carried out Detroit-area attack after Israeli strike eliminated two brothers and other family members, police say.
IT WAS THAT. AND ALSO ENCOURAGED AND FINANCED BY OUR ENEMIES: A Solidly, Aggressively Patient Threat.
March 15, 2026
WHEN I THINK OF THE OSCARS, I THINK OF A BUNCH OF HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN SYCOPHANTS TRYING TO PRETEND TO MORAL SUPERIORITY:
You are literally watching them try to eat one of their own. Timothée souffle.
— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) March 16, 2026
IF TRUMP WERE AS BAD AS THEY SAY, WOULD THEY HAVE TO LIE TO SCORE POINTS ON HIM?
Yikes you’re fucking retarded… 🥴🤡https://t.co/Og5HjCcjd7
— AFCbreezy (@breezysjg) March 15, 2026
HE REALLY WAS A DREADFUL, DESTRUCTIVE PERSON:
Paul Ehrlich was genuinely one of the worst people of the 20th century. Everything he stood for was wrong; everything he advocated for was evil. https://t.co/9ZG35dSYOK
— Yuan Yi Zhu (@yuanyi_z) March 16, 2026
Normally I’m a de mortuis nil nisi bonum kinda guy, but in this case I will make an exception.
OPEN THREAD: Ring out the weekend.
MAKES YOU WONDER WHY ALL THESE COUNTRIES’ GOVERNMENTS ARE PURSUING THIS STRATEGY AGAINST ALL OPPOSITION:
% of respondents who feel their country takes in too many migrants:
🇬🇷 Greece: 90%
🇨🇾 Cyprus: 84%
🇮🇪 Ireland: 78%
🇩🇪 Germany: 77%
🇦🇹 Austria: 77%
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 76%
🇵🇱 Poland: 75%
🇮🇹 Italy: 74%
🇧🇪 Belgium: 73%
🇨🇿 Czechia: 72%
🇪🇸 Spain: 70%
🇫🇷 France: 70%
🇸🇪 Sweden: 70%
🇫🇮 Finland:… pic.twitter.com/iIVcl0lalk— Infodex (@infodexx) March 14, 2026
THEY’RE NOT JUST ELON MUSK’S ROCKETS, THEY’RE HUMANITY’S ROCKETS: A Battle Over Texas Beaches Could Ground Elon Musk’s Rockets.
Greens have been trying to shut SpaceX down for years. Hey, China needs to catch up!
AS ALWAYS, LIFE IMITATES MEL BROOKS: Bernie Sanders*-backed Senate hopeful backtracks on apology for ‘Nazi skull’ tattoo insisting it’s an ’eminently reasonable skull-and-crossbones.’
A Democrat running for Senate in Maine who previously apologized for a tattoo resembling a Nazi symbol is now defending the design as nothing more than a skull-and-crossbones.
Graham Platner, who hopes to run against incumbent Republican Senator Susan Collins, was mired in scandal last year when it was revealed he has a tattoo on his chest resembling the Nazi ‘Totenkopf’ or ‘death’s head’ symbol adopted by Hitler’s SS.
He has since had it altered to resemble some kind of animal.
At first Platner apologized, saying he didn’t realize the symbol was associated with Nazism, and promised he’d get it removed.
But in an interview this week with news blog Zeteo, Platner pushed back, defending the tattoo as merely a ‘skull-and-crossbones’ and ‘an eminently reasonable thing’.
At the beginning of the month, I wrote that perhaps Platner should deploy the Mel Brooks crisis PR handbook. The 1963 comedy album, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks at the Canne Film Festival kicked off thusly (audio available at the Wayback Machine):
CARL REINER: Sir, sir, you’re wearing your bathing suit, I noticed.
BROOKS: Yes, yes.
REINER: And as you scratched your head, I noticed a little “SS” tattooed under your arm. What does that mean?
MEL BROOKS: Oh, oh, oh, well, wait! That’s the Simon Says! Umm, umm, Simon Says, we played that on the beach. I’m the captain of the Simon Says team! And that’s where we get SS from! I’m serious about the game, I love it, and so I had myself tattooed, “Simon Says!”
I didn’t expect for Platner to do exactly that.
* Bernie Sanders, you say? Kevin Williamson, call your office: Bernie’s Strange Brew of Nationalism and Socialism.
You too, Chris Matthews! Chris Matthews compares Bernie’s likely victory in Nevada to the Nazis conquering France in 1940.
YOU’RE GONNA BE SITTING ON THE COUCH ANYWAY? March Madness: Vasectomies Spike During Major Basketball Event, But Why?
GREAT MOMENTS IN VICTIMHOOD: Rachel Zegler Claims She Grew Up Without Latina Beauty Icons in Media — Reality Tells a Very Different Story.
Zegler was born in 2001, meaning her teenage years would roughly span 2014 to 2020.
By that point, Latina representation in entertainment and beauty media had already been widespread for more than two decades.
Some of the most recognizable Latina actresses and pop culture icons during that era included:
- Jennifer Lopez, a global superstar who appeared on countless magazine covers including Vogue, People, and Harper’s Bazaar while also leading major Hollywood films.
- Salma Hayek, the Oscar-nominated star of Frida and longtime beauty and fashion icon.
- Jessica Alba, one of Hollywood’s biggest actresses of the 2000s with films like Fantastic Four and Sin City.
- Eva Longoria, the face of Desperate Housewives and twice named Maxim’s No. 1 “Hot 100” woman.
- Penélope Cruz, an Oscar-winning actress and longtime ambassador for the global beauty brand L’Oréal.
- Rosario Dawson, known for major roles in Men in Black II and Sin City.
- Michelle Rodriguez, a longtime star of the Fast & Furious series and numerous action films.
- America Ferrera, who became a breakout television star in Ugly Betty in 2006.
Meanwhile, Latina representation in the modeling and beauty industry was also highly visible.
Dolores Del Río, Rita Hayworth (born Margarita Carmen Cansino), Rita Moreno (born Rosa Dolores Alverío Marcano), Raquel Welch (born Jo Raquel Tejada), Lynda Carter, and Sofia Vergara would like a word here as well.
She's the first ever Latina in "big pieces of media." pic.twitter.com/NLmuLOwhLe
— Steph Anie (@mynerdyhome) March 14, 2026
FASTER, PLEASE: How vitamin B2 could pave the way to new cancer therapies.
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY: Ford Recalls More Than 2.3 Million SUVs to Fix Three Separate Issues.
TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
IF GUN CONTROL IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA, WHY DO ITS PROPONENTS ALWAYS HAVE TO LIE? Let’s Count the Lies Virginia Assault Weapons Bill Author Saddam Salim Tells in Just Three Paragraphs.
CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL:
🚨 همین الان مجتمع مخابراتی همدان رو زدن اینترنت پر سرعت شده😍😍 pic.twitter.com/9ume9AF0Bk
— شارلا ماکس (@norbayuv) March 15, 2026
Translation: “They just hit the telecom complex in Hamadan, internet’s gotten super fast now.”
Biometric Gun Safe for Pistols 3-Ways unlock Fingerprint Digital. #CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs https://t.co/br3ek95T10 pic.twitter.com/Ort7N26lFd
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2026
TREASON? Tucker Carlson Claims He’s the Subject of Criminal Probe Over Iran.
I’m normally pretty hard-core against the usual bafflegab about treason, but this seems like it comes pretty close. Closer than Tokyo Rose.
SPACE: Rocket Report: Pentagon needs more missile interceptors; Artemis II clears review. “SpaceX has started commissioning a second launch pad at the company’s Starbase facility in Texas.”
“BIRDS FLY FREE, THE [AIR MOBILITY COMMAND] DOESN’T:”
The “decision” to remove parachutes from the KC-135 was made in 2008, in the wake of the “Great Financial Crisis” (GFC). Adam had to know about it then…we all did. It was controversial at the time.
AMC was on a fuel-savings tear, as the pentagon budget was reduced. They… https://t.co/aGVvfRPBwz pic.twitter.com/GFRwHkFY5K
— KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨✈️ B-737 Wrangler (@MCCCANM) March 15, 2026