DON’T PUT H.A.L. IN CHARGE OF THE HIBERNATION: Scientists Put a Brain Through a −196°C Cryosleep. Could Real-Life Human Hibernation Change the Future of Deep-Space Travel?
May 30, 2026
CAN UTAH SAVE THE GREAT SALT LAKE?: They’re trying to do it Utah-style. Soviet-style didn’t work for the Aral Sea.
ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: CA Union Hilariously Mocks Gavin Newsom by Weaponizing Climate Excuse to Dodge Return-to-Work Order.
The California Attorneys, Administrative Law Judges and Hearing Officers in State Employment (CASE) earlier this week fired off “exhaustion” letters to over 100 state agencies, claiming that forcing 90,000+ state workers to commute four days a week would contribute to the global warming crisis.
I say ‘mocked’ above, but there is a very significant chance that the union here actually believes what it is peddling. And man, did they ever go full throttle here, producing an exhaustive (pun intended) scientific study indicating that their workers heading back to the office would pump an extra 15,000 tons of carbon into the air every month.
Baseline Environmental Consulting, which conducted the study, suggests that the looming return-to-office policy “runs counter to the state’s effort to reduce transportation-sector emissions,” outlined in California’s comprehensive roadmap to achieve carbon neutrality.
State worker union tries novel legal angle to stop Newsom’s return-to-office order https://t.co/kKTDtDSFoS
— The Modesto Bee (@modbee) May 28, 2026
As far as circular firing squads go, this is just … *chef’s kiss* baby.
Exit quote: “What makes this interesting, though, is that Newsom has been cornered. He can’t attack the union without torching his own beloved climate law and carbon-reduction goals that he’s spent years ramming down Californians’ throats. Only in a one-party blue state clown world could government unions use the Democrats’ favorite environmental weapon to declare commuting to work an existential threat to the planet.”
THEYRE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: New species found buried on the beach in Costa Rica.
IT’S MEL BROOKS’ WORLD; WE’RE JUST LIVING IN IT:
Indeed Mr. Talarico's campaign looks like it is a Bloom and Bialystock production to get the little old ladies and nice men from CA to oversubscribe so come 12:00 AM 11/4/2026 he can eventually exeunt stage left with the cash.
— Keith Comeford (@tregonsee3141) May 30, 2026
Not to be confused with the other Mel Brooks production this year: Don’t Be Stupid, Be a Schmarty: The Party With the Nazi Tattoo.
💥NEW: CNN’s Michael Smerconish *SLAMS* Graham Platner over Nazi tattoo💥
“He didn’t cover it until October of 2025 — 18 years after getting it — and only when it became a political problem.”
“Think about that for a moment. 18 years of getting out of the shower, 18 years of… pic.twitter.com/lc1WQVKcmM
— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) May 30, 2026
Platner has called Gaza a “genocide,” which even if you oppose Israel’s actions, is an outrageously inaccurate and inflammatory thing to say.
So, yes he’s still exhibiting anti-semitism. https://t.co/0dvjfvCDpv
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) May 30, 2026
DIFFERENT TAKES:

TEDDY ROOSEVELT: MANLY MAN: “The theorists today who say masculinity is a social construction often give the impression that there’s nothing to it; society waves a wand and a nerd is made manly. No, it takes effort to become manly, as Teddy Roosevelt says. The more manliness is constructed, the more effort it takes.”
To the point where:

Marco Rubio, are you up to the challenge?!

TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
DERMATOLOGISTS NEED TO GET OVER THEIR SOLARPHOBIA: Gen Z Is Bringing Tanning Back. Dermatologists Are Alarmed.
THE MEMES ARE HERE. LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN: Day of the Living Memes.
MUCH MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE:
Amazing and quick work by the FBI. https://t.co/x9QV3ImFbZ
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) May 30, 2026
UPDATE:
One of the left extremist who was arrested for kicking and biting ICE agents in NJ was previously charged with sexual abuse of children related to the dissemination and possession of child pornography.
These monsters are the foundation of today’s Democratic Party. pic.twitter.com/Q6Vaf36BfZ
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) May 30, 2026
PRATT SUMMER:
Hannah Einbinder is a climate wacko: "We are on the brink of a really dark era of climate denial… I want to encourage everyone to fight for each other. This isn't super eloquent, I had the facts on my phone but yeah… It's humanity that is in trouble." pic.twitter.com/suFo6zmEHr https://t.co/6kQqzIiqPp
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 30, 2026
And yet curiously, Pratt’s carbon footprint is much, much lower than Hannah’s preferred candidate:
.@latimes endorsed Bass over Rick Caruso four years ago in large measure because "Caruso doesn't have a climate plan."
This is morbidly funny if you consider that the worst conflagration in the city's history, caused by her incompetence, released 1.5 million tons of carbon. https://t.co/QNIcaAQejm
— Joel Engel (@joelengel) May 29, 2026
RIP: Marcia Lucas, Oscar-Winning Star Wars Editor, Dies at 80.
Marcia served as part of a three-person crew editing both “Star Wars” and “Return of the Jedi.” On the first film, she worked alongside Paul Hirsch and Richard Chew and was personally responsible for editing the Battle of Yavin — otherwise known as the iconic “trench run” sequence near the end of the film. For “Return of the Jedi,” Marcia shared credit with Sean Barton and Duwayne Dunham, with George citing her as responsible for the “dying and crying” scenes to Time.
That “dying and crying” is pretty significant in “Return of the Jedi,” a film that hinges its third act not on a massive battle (though there’s plenty of space action, too), but on a father sacrificing himself because his son believes he’s not beyond redemption. In general, Marcia has been credited as, in some respects, the heart of the “Star Wars” franchise, working tirelessly to ensure that moments like Han Solo’s grand return to the Rebellion at the end of the original film landed with emotional impact for the audience.
Flashback: Marcia Lucas, the ‘secret weapon’ behind the original Star Wars. And Raiders of the Lost Ark: “‘[Marcia] was instrumental in changing the ending of Raiders, in which Indiana delivers the ark to Washington. Marion is nowhere to be seen, presumably stranded on an island with a submarine and a lot of melted Nazis. Marcia watched the rough cut in silence and then levelled the boom. She said there was no emotional resolution to the ending, because the girl disappears. ‘Everyone was feeling really good until she said that,’ Dunham recalls. ‘It was one of those, ‘Oh no we lost sight of that.’ ‘ Spielberg reshot the scene in downtown San Francisco, having Marion wait for Indiana on the steps on the government building. Marcia, once again, had come to the rescue.’”
UPDATE: Absolutely spot-on:
RIP Marcia Lucas, ex wife of George Lucas and Oscar Winner for her editing of Star Wars.
She let rip on the Disney Sequels and every single word was true. They never did call her. pic.twitter.com/L0FcNaAqVi
— Lucas Star Wars Girl (@LucasSWGirl) May 30, 2026
NOW OUT: FROM MARK KAWAR, America, but Bigger: Near-Annexations, from Greenland to the Galapagos.#CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT:
Yinz guys I feel like there is a solution to this problem; there are hundreds, likely thousands of fearless musicians & rappers out there in the country, hungry to be able to have an opportunity to showcase their music and celebrate the country–the kind of musicians that… https://t.co/RM6GuxkUol pic.twitter.com/7Z8Iovjreb
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) May 29, 2026
WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY, THEY FIRST MAKE RIDICULOUS: UMinn bias report: Someone said ‘mothers’ instead of ‘lactating individuals.’
They must really be out for U. Minnesota.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 29, 2026
FIND YOUR STUFF: Apple AirTag (2nd Generation): Tracker for Keychain, Wallet, and More. #CommissionEarned
ROGER KIMBALL: Trump Has Iran Over A Barrel.
What, after all, is he up to? The commentariat proffers several conflicting narratives. The one common thread is the certainty with which these opinions are uttered. Trump is an idiot. Trump is a genius. For those who say that he has thrown in the towel – that Iran has “won” – I’d offer two observations.
First, it is an odd sort of winning a war when your adversary eliminates your navy, air force, most of your air defense capability, large swaths of your stock of missiles and drones along with the industrial capacity to produce them, not to mention two or three levels of your top leadership, all within a matter of days.
Second, anyone who has pondered President Trump’s adventures in foreign policy knows that two things are true of him. He is a constant advocate for peace. He is also waspish when crossed. Just ask Qasem Soleimani, the Iranian terror-lord whom Trump vaporized in a drone attack during his first term. Cast your mind back to last June’s Operation Midnight Hammer, when a fleet of B-2s, supported by a passel of Tomahawk cruise missiles, buried Iran’s three major nuclear sites. Remember what happened to Nicolás Maduro in January? And then, of course, there is the fury of Operation Epic Fury.
Trump held Iran’s head underwater for six weeks. He pulled it up and let it sputter while he offered the mullahs an off-ramp. But Secretary of State Marco Rubio, responding to the press, is right. “The idea that somehow this President, given everything he’s already proven he’s willing to do, is going to somehow agree to a deal that ultimately winds up putting Iran in a stronger position when it comes to nuclear ambitions is absurd!”
Indeed. Trump is waiting impatiently while the Iranians prance and posture. The IRGC tried laying some mines in the Strait of Hormuz and: pow! The US took out the boats involved and destroyed a surface-to-air missile battery in Bandar Abbas that was targeting US warplanes. “These were defensive strikes,” a US spokesman said. “They do not indicate the ceasefire is over.”
What they do indicate is that Trump is serious about his terms. First, the Strait of Hormuz is an international waterway, not Iran’s territorial property. Shipping must be free to travel through it. Second, Iran cannot be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon. A codicil to that imperative is that Iran must relinquish or destroy (under supervision) its approximately 900 pounds of highly enriched uranium. Third, Iran must stop funding terrorist proxies in Lebanon, Gaza – and elsewhere.
There are some things left off Trump’s list of demands. The most prominent has to do with the Iranian people. Back in January, when the mullahs were slaughtering protesters by the tens of thousands, Trump promised that “help is on the way.” In announcing the start of Epic Fury on March 1, Trump said US and Israeli joint military action would so damage the regime that the people could oust the leaders and replace the government. That hasn’t happened yet.
Opinions differ about the resilience of the Shia regime in Iran. I suspect that, like most totalitarian regimes, it presents to the world a seamless carapace of bluster. But the strength of that shell is deceptive. Once a few cracks appear, it may quickly shatter.
Now that Iran’s Internet censorship has partly broken down, we’re seeing images of riots, demonstrations and unrest. My speculation is that we’ve been running guns in to the opposition — no doubt with help from the Mossad, which seems to have penetrated Iran everywhere — and that the revolution will break out when it’s time. But that’s just speculation.
GEORGE LEEF: For Many Students, Education Is an Afterthought. “For many young Americans, schooling and credentials matter, but actual education is an afterthought. They have many other things they’d rather do than work to master course material, but since they’ve enrolled and paid, they believe that they’re entitled to good grades and degrees.”
Nothing new about that. As one of my college professors once remarked, education is the only consumer product where most consumers want to get as little as possible for their money.
REPRESSIVE TOLERANCE:
Just to make it clear what we're seeing here…
Since 2008, the entire pro sports and Hollywood terrain marched in loud ideological compliance with the DNC. Back in 2020, they ran the BLM scam together. Harris campaigns used nonstop celebrity.
But Trump can't be introduced? 👁… https://t.co/fKo2tjOsAe
— Theo Jordan (@Theo_TJ_Jordan) May 30, 2026
“Remember Vince Vaughn had to apologize for shaking a president’s hand? When Ellen did for sitting next to one?”
Ellen DeGeneres endured a struggle session after cheerfully sitting next to Dubya in Jerry Jones’ skybox at Cowboys Stadium in 2019, only for the Kamala campaign to later aggressively seek his endorsement late in the 2024 election cycle.
DEMOCRATS’ SEXISM: Girl Math: Democrat Gov Says Party Doesn’t Need Any Male Voters.
EXPERIMENTAL LEFTIST RECOMBINANT MUTATION PROJECT CONTINUES APACE:
https://t.co/OvVilamHys pic.twitter.com/pN9JtsyH9Q
— Magills (@magills_) May 29, 2026
