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May 31, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 30, 2026
HAPPY SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL FROM AMERICA’S SOCIALISTS!
In any other era, Hollywood would have made hay this summer. Networks could have broadcast concerts and events, fireworks. Maybe a few blockbuster history movies. It’s all about the narrative. Trump is president so life must suck. If concert held, people might think Trump not…
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) May 30, 2026
Tweet concludes, “Trump is president so life must suck. If concert held, people might think Trump not bad.”
Democrats in 1976 knew they had to muster some patriotic spirit to celebrate the Bicentennial. It helped that Gerald Ford was the last liberal go-along to get-along Republican president to date (unless you were worked on NBC’s Saturday Night Live, where he was viewed as the Antichrist).
More on that from a post I wrote last week: The Past is a Foreign Country; They Sell Cola Differently There.
Coca-Cola commercial from 1976
The past is a foreign country pic.twitter.com/TnVHQiF6Ah
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 21, 2026
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE LEFTISM:
The fact that we are having a hard time throwing America a 250th birthday party because leftists are threatening to kill everyone involved is the most zeitgeist shit I’ve ever seen in my life
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) May 30, 2026
AMERICANS RIGHTFULLY DON’T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO REGULATE SOCIAL MEDIA. This week’s roundup starts with FIRE’s latest National Speech Index, then turns to Germany weighing state-approved algorithm boosts, and what faculty politics drifting left means.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SCREW UP THEIR WHOLE STRATEGY?
Civilian action short-circuits the communist tactics. Their objective is to provoke an escalating GOVERNMENT response.
When civilians show up to counter them, it screws up their whole strategy.
That’s why the Proud Boys were treated like Al Qaeda by Democrat regimes. https://t.co/3bIz7735z5
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 30, 2026
BRENDAN O’NEILL: Henry Nowak and the savagery of state wokeness: The police’s vile treatment of young Henry exposes the cruelty and injustice of state ‘anti-racism’.
This is what it looks like when a regime is at war with its own indigenous population.
ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Was Marcel Duchamp’s notorious ‘Fountain’ even his own work?
Collectors clamored for more paintings, but he was obsessed with his “readymades,” of which the most celebrated remains “Fountain.” It was a urinal he reputedly bought from a plumbing suppliers and signed “R. Mutt 1917.” He submitted it to the Society of Independent Artists, which was supposed to show any artist who paid $5 in annual dues and a $1 entry fee. So “Fountain” was duly entered – and rejected. Duchamp had it photographed by Alfred Stieglitz and that was the last anyone saw of it. The original no longer exists. Nevertheless, it has often been recreated for Duchamp exhibitions.
John Strausbaugh floats the interesting theory that “Fountain” was not actually the work of Duchamp at all but of Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven. She was a well known German eccentric, “unhampered by sanity,” who turned up in New York in 1913, aged 39. She worked as a life model at the Art Students League and looked extraordinary: “Her lips were painted black, her face powder was yellow. She wore the top of a coal scuttle for a hat.” She lusted after Duchamp and wrote him a poem – “Marcel, Marcel, I love you like hell, Marcel” – but he would have none of her because she stank like a skunk. But they were good friends, so it is significant that Duchamp wrote to his sister the day after the Independent Artists’ exhibition opened: “One of my female friends under a masculine pseudonym, Richard Mutt, sent in a porcelain urinal as a sculpture.” And also that he did not claim “Fountain” as his own until 1934, after the Baroness died.
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[Duchamp died of a heart attack in 1969.] The Village Voice obituary pronounced him “the most influential artist of our time… A mainspring, a wellspring, a genius.” And his importance has, if anything, increased since. Last year Jeff Koons declared that “Duchamp is as relevant today as in his own time” and Ai Weiwei said: “Marcel Duchamp’s influence remains profound – not only today but well into the future.”
Though there are certainly limits to his influence: Money Down The Toilet In Afghanistan. That time when progressive US colonialists tried to enlighten Afghans by teaching them about the glories of Dadaist art. “Cockburn dredges up something so horrible and hilarious that it’s straight out of a Monty Python sketch. In it, the American occupiers attempt to enlighten a group of Afghan women by showing them Marcel Duchamp’s famous urinal-as-museum-piece, and telling them that it’s important art. Cockburn says watch to the 31-second point and see the moment when America failed in Afghanistan:”
PARTHIAN SHOT: CBS Torches Stephen Colbert After His Exit. “So in axing Colbert, the network turned the whole slot profitable. It sure sounds like CBS has now been unburdened by what has been.”
LEFTIST FANS OF BIG GOVERNMENT ARE CURIOUSLY EAGER TO PROVOKE IT:
Civilian action short-circuits the communist tactics. Their objective is to provoke an escalating GOVERNMENT response.
When civilians show up to counter them, it screws up their whole strategy.
That’s why the Proud Boys were treated like Al Qaeda by Democrat regimes. https://t.co/3bIz7735z5
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 30, 2026
Evergreen:

IS PARIS BURNING? Hundreds Arrested as Riots and Looting Break Out After Paris Saint-Germain Victory in Champions League Final.
Riots immediately erupted in the French capital following Paris Saint-Germain’s victory over London’s Arsenal Football Club in the Champions League Final on Saturday.
UPDATE 5/31 0145: Hundreds of arrests across France
According to updated figures from Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez, at least 416 people have been arrested throughout France on Sunday, including 283 in Paris. At least seven police officers were injured during the rioting, including one seriously, Le Figaro reported.
In addition to clashes with police and setting fires, Minister Nuñez said that 15 cities across the country experienced looting, including multiple instances in cities such as Grenoble, Strasbourg, and Rennes.
Despite the chaos, the government minister said that plans to hold a victory celebration at the Champ de Mars on Sunday are still set to go ahead.
Wow, and I thought Eagles and Raiders fans were a bit overenthusiastic:
The Muslim gang riots continue in Paris.
A huge fire was started at the foot of the Eiffel Tower.
Notice how they chant “Allahu Akbar.” This is a religious war, and this is their way of saying “we own the place now.” pic.twitter.com/MLXSc3IEXi
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) May 31, 2026
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TO BOLDLY GO WHERE THE DAILY WIRE WENT THREE YEARS AGO:
Wow. The editorial board of the Globe & Mail just flat out admitted that it screwed up by failing to scrutinize the false 2021 claims that “unmarked graves” had been “confirmed” at Kamloops. It’s taken five years, which is a disgrace, but give them credit for finally saying it https://t.co/DJdPpZrt5F pic.twitter.com/fa7YDmX2bm
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) May 30, 2026
Flashback: Canada’s Mass Graves Narrative That Sparked Church Burnings Crumbles Amid Dearth Of Evidence.
—The Daily Wire, September 2nd, 2023.
THE BURNT FOOL’S BANDAGED FINGER GOES WOBBLING BACK TO THE FIRE: Hochul just let Mamdani start to borrow NYC’s way back to the 1975 financial crisis. “Robbing the future to pay for the present nearly sank the city 50 years ago, and the math hasn’t changed. By insisting on ballooning the budget to $127 billion, refusing to make any real spending cuts and embracing this dodgy de-facto borrowing, Mamdani’s not leading New York City into some new golden socialist era.”
May 30, 2026
INSURRECTION!
The Democrats do a January 6th every day, every week. Their target is ICE.
J6 was a riot.
THIS is in insurrection. https://t.co/CO78hvNpgt
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) May 31, 2026
I’m looking at HUNDREDS of people that should be in jail for assaulting police.
Hundreds of them.
The fact that any of them are walking free is a complete disgrace.
How can you throw freaking FLASHBANGS AND ROCKS at police and just walk away with ZERO consequences??????
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) May 31, 2026
This is much more violent than January 6. January 6 was American citizens acting like Americans. This is enemies of America acting like enemies.
FRANCE, BRITAIN, AND GERMANY — AND SPAIN — NEED REVOLUTIONS AT THIS POINT:
I think the Henry Nowak police footage is so bad it could spark a revolution in the UK.
The Government knows.
This is why it’s being hidden.
I would not be shocked if the footage gets “damaged” or “lost”.
The people are already protesting what has been done to their homeland.
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 30, 2026
Shit happening in Europe. Again.
Christ. https://t.co/FotIf3c5gP
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 31, 2026
Plus:
The situation is worsening and getting completely out of control in Paris.
The Champs-Élysées area is being destroyed, with migrant gangs reportedly even attempting to set fire to the Arc de Triomphe.
A literal war zone. pic.twitter.com/yENmLrpRXm
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) May 30, 2026
Trying to set fire to a stone structure both illustrates the subnormal IQ of the protesters, and the problem that they present. The solutions to the problem are obvious, of course, which is why they are not being pursued.
And, from the open thread:

OPEN THREAD: Keep rockin’!
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 29, 2026
AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM: Incredible videos show Blue Origin rocket explosion could be seen from hundreds of miles away.
OPERATION CHAOS, SLIGHT RETURN: A Massive Troll: It’s Time for Trump to Endorse Democrats in the Primaries. “Wouldn’t it just be plain fun to inject some TDS into the remaining Democrat primaries?”