THE HOTTEST OF HOT TAKES FROM THE GRAUNIAD: Let’s stop going into space. There’s nothing to see and no one to talk to.
April 7, 2026
THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT:
No wonder George Conway left Kellyanne Conway. He's become so proficient at self-pleasuring that he didn't need her anymore. https://t.co/ji0YRqqJRb
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) April 7, 2026
And from the replies: “Always great to see the so-called antifascists talk so openly about how they will seize more power when given the opportunity.”
Today’s Democrats certainly aren’t shy about how brutally they’ll wield power, the next time they take it.
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SCHRÖDINGER’S LIB:
Schrodinger’s lib: Trump is shredding the Constitution but America is on stolen land.
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 7, 2026
OCEANIA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GREAT SATAN:
Iran trying to retcon "Death to America" after 47 years is actually hilarious. https://t.co/0lhlcoXFQI
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) April 7, 2026
NICE WORK, FELLAS: ICE Boston Arrests 5 Illegal Alien Murderers With Interpol Notices.
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VDH: The Left Is Baffled—but Still Repulsed—by the White Working Class.
Democrats realize that their fixations on biological males competing in women’s sports, open borders and millions of illegal entries, radical green agendas, DEI-driven racial essentialism, and massive government entitlements rife with fraud have alienated the middle classes in general and white middle- and working-class voters in particular.
But since Democrat ideologues cannot shed their ideological straitjackets, they have instead tried to finesse the very problem that cost them the 2024 election.
They recall, in particular, the successful blueprint that won them the 2020 election. During that campaign, Joe Biden largely remained out of public view, hiding in his basement, while his handlers reconstructed him as a kind of waxen effigy of “good ol’ Joe from Scranton,” a throwback to the 1970s.
Once the cognitively diminished Biden was elected, his hard-left, Obama-era operatives behind that ossified, working-man veneer enacted the most radical four-year agenda in modern American history.
On the one hand, Democrats claim they will field candidates who can at least playact as good ol’ boy farmers and salt-of-the-earth welders.
The 2024 Democratic vice presidential candidate, Humpty Dumpty lookalike Tim Walz, talked incessantly about driving a pickup truck. He assured us he could change its oil and tried to portray himself as a genuine hunter. Yet these claims often came across as inauthentic, strained, and condescending; the more Walz tried to present himself as a man of the people, the more he appeared buffoonish.
The 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Pete Buttigieg, became a caricature of the sanctimonious, credentialed technocrat—self-righteously and arrogantly projecting expertise without much humility or even a shred of the common touch. As transportation secretary, Buttigieg used to pontificate about racist freeway clover leaves, rather than addressing the more immediate problems posed by the gridlocked and decrepit condition of the nation’s highways.
Now, as the 2028 election looms, Buttigieg has followed Democratic central casting and undergone a complete reboot, reemerging with a beard, a trucker cap, and a flannel shirt.
No matter, he still sounds as pedantic as ever in his riff on green energy and “diversity.”
Does Buttigieg’s love of green energy and hatred of racist roads mean he won’t be eating many carburetors for breakfast in his campaign ads?
JUDGE HIM BY THE WAR-CRIME APPLAUDING COMPANY HE KEEPS:
Ro Khanna supports Hasan Piker, who not only said America deserve 9/11 but applauded the rapes of Israeli women at the hands of Hamas.
Those rapes, by the way, are actual war crimes. https://t.co/XpEUueaeSt
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) April 7, 2026
A SPIRIT OF REBELLION: Alberta and Saskatchewan Have a Message for Ottawa on Gun Confiscation: GFY.
DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: A deep dive into Colorado’s billion-dollar budget deficit.
In a recent episode of Independence Institute’s* public affairs TV show, Devil’s Advocate, host Jon Caldara and the state’s chief economist, Greg Sobetski, dive deep into Colorado’s more than one billion-dollar budget shortfall, finding, among other things, pandemic-era funding, rising Medicaid costs, and federal tax changes as major culprits.
Sobetski explains that during COVID, Colorado enjoyed a glut of federal aid and higher-than-expected revenues. Rather than using that money for short-term needs, the legislature instead spent down those reserves propping up ongoing spending obligations, leaving lawmakers scrambling to sustain a bigger state budget without the one-time money that had been keeping things afloat.
The two also look at runaway Medicaid spending, with Caldara arguing Colorado expanded the program too far, including able-bodied adults and illegal immigrants, and now risks harming more vulnerable recipients when the inevitable cuts come.
The podcast is titled, “Is Colorado Broke?”
We’re still on the “gradually” part, but the “suddenly” part always comes, well, suddenly.
THE CUBA COMEDY HOUR: Cuba Threatens ‘Guerrilla-Style’ Fight — Rubio Can’t Keep a Straight Face.
MEANWHILE, OVER AT VODKAPUNDIT: He’s Got My Vote: 14-Year-Old Running for Governor of Vermont.
COLONIALISM, STRAIGHT UP:
The "civilization" if you can call it that, is the Arab colonist Islamic "civilization" imposed by the Mullahs. It has nothing to do with the native Persian civilization that the Mullahs have done their best to extinguish, along with the native religion of Zoroastrianism. I… https://t.co/jzGLOsvBXg
— @instapundit (@instapundit) April 7, 2026
Ask yourself why Western elites freak out about any kind of colonialism — except Islamic.
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RELIGIOUS FERVER: The Legacy of Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” 20 Years Later. “Gore’s orations perfectly followed the script of the “New Apocalypticism”: The identification of an existential crisis, the diagnosis of human sin as its cause, the urgency of transformation, and the comfort of redemption for those who heed the warning. The climate science community readily embraced this script and adopted the language of believers and deniers to differentiate those with faith and those yet to be converted, and who risked excommunication.”
Whatever that is, it ain’t science.
ARTEMIS RETURNING STUNNING NEW IMAGES FROM THE FAR SIDE:
NASA's Artemis II just released the first photo of the far side pic.twitter.com/AIa9GNUNkk
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) April 7, 2026
GRAY ZONE? NO, THAT’S RIGHT IN THE RED:
The base assumption here has to be gray zone warfare. This could have shut down the Panama Canal, which would make it difficult for the US to export oil & gas to Asia, during a time of very short supplies. It would have compounded the problems with the Strait of Hormuz.
1/ https://t.co/2rc6xjtEaq— Labrador Skeptic (@SaysSimulation) April 7, 2026
BREAKER MORANT: THE NEXT GENERATION. Australia’s most decorated living veteran to be charged with committing 5 war crime murders in Afghanistan.
Australia’s most decorated living veteran, Ben Roberts-Smith, faces war crime charges on allegations that he killed five unarmed Afghans while serving in Afghanistan from 2009 and 2012, police and media reported on Tuesday.
Police have not confirmed the name of the 47-year-old former soldier who was arrested on Tuesday. But he has been widely reported in the media to be Roberts-Smith, a former Special Air Service Regiment corporal who was awarded both the Victoria Cross and Medal of Gallantry for his service in Afghanistan.
He is expected to appear in a Sydney court late Tuesday or Wednesday, police said.
Plus, great moments in DEI:
The DEI police chief who arrested Australia’s most decorated soldier for ‘war crimes’ has twice as many medals as Australia’s most decorated soldier.
Think about that for a moment. https://t.co/b3mamE7pSA pic.twitter.com/DCQsw5gwPv
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) April 7, 2026
Maybe she’s just back from Stalingrad:
WHICH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORTS ARE NOT IN SANCTUARY CITIES? Mullin Drops a Bombshell on Sanctuary Cities, and Dems Are Going to Lose Their Minds.
BUT OF COURSE!
Tune into CBSs “Marshals” where the only crime in Montana is caused white suprematists…. pic.twitter.com/c12hZOwIcM
— Reggie Dunlop (@puttinonfoil) April 6, 2026