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February 5, 2026
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AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Laid-Off Journalist Sits On Street Corner With Sign Reading 'Will Call You Racist For Food' https://t.co/mXuTPx6TRf pic.twitter.com/8oin927pKV
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 4, 2026
LAUGHING WOLF ON ARTEMIS II: I’m actually hoping the upcoming mission slips not just to March, but into April.
First, Congress mandated out-of-date tech and other delights to keep certain companies and production lines open (and donations to politicians flowing). Old tech is not necessarily bad: I almost got to co-pilot a Ford Tri-Motor once (lost out to someone with a bit more seniority) and it was a fun and amazing flight. It works, but no one is trying to repurpose the Ford into a hypersonic aircraft, which is not a bad analogy for all the Shuttle-derived tech required by Congress for Artemis.
Second, there have been issues identified — and fixed in record time. Sorry, having worked at NASA as a contractor I’m not fully buying it. If I haven’t already done so, remind me to tell you about how a NASA safety fix that wasn’t tested ended the first tethered satellite system mission pretty much at the start. Short version is that I wouldn’t ride in that capsule. Your mileage may vary.
Third, the tech involved does not do well with cold weather launches. Challenger.
I feel better with Isaacman calling the shots — better, but not great.
AND NOW YOU KNOW… THE REST OF THE STORY:
A federal judge who authored a piece in the Atlantic claiming that he was resigning from the federal bench because of the Trump White House's "assault on the rule of law" was under investigation for misconduct at the time of his resignation.
"The order did not provide details… https://t.co/9WzT460gJB pic.twitter.com/rvqDW9UBrG
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) February 5, 2026
Sounds more like the rule of law was coming for the judge.
THE LEFT IS A CULTURE OF HATE AND VIOLENCE: Ohio U. TPUSA students face gun threat, harassment during tabling event.
FINALLY: How Billie Eilish OBLITERATED the Palestinian Narrative!
“How Billie Eilish OBLITERATED the Palestinian Narrative”
At this year’s Grammy’s, Billie Eilish decided to ignore the advice of @rickygervais and speak from her ass, which many people could confuse for her mouth:
“Nobody is illegal on stolen land.”
Not only is that a third… https://t.co/6F5y69Agyy pic.twitter.com/I2WdawMvep
— Jake Donnelly (@RedWhiteBlueJew) February 4, 2026
Because the claim that “this land was stolen from people who themselves never stole it” is historically false.
It’s false everywhere. False on the North American Continent. False on Japan. False in Africa. False just about everywhere humans have ever existed.
But you know who knows that better than anyone else? The Palestinians.
And Billie Eilish just DESTROYED the narrative that the land was stolen FROM THEM.
Because if she is willing to go back half a millennia with her arbitrary line of distinction, why not more than 2,000 years. It’s Palestinian land? Really? Let’s check who stole the land from the Jews (or Israelis or Hebrews):
Meanwhile, for some more recent history out of Palestine:
😏 Who did this👇? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/4yrotg0Swi
— DSisme48 🚫 woke and its partners (@dsisme48) February 4, 2026
WOW: What One Australian Teen Did to Save His Family Is Superhuman. “A 13-year-old boy from Australia has gone viral after a superhuman display of heroics rescued his family after they drifted out to sea. And this is one of a million reasons why you won’t catch this writer out on the ocean or any other large body of water. That, and an irrational fear of giant squid. I don’t care what anyone says, the kraken is real.”
I don’t know about the kraken, but I sometimes miss living by the ocean.
ROD MARTIN: Trump’s India Trade Triumph.
RESPECTS, REALLY? It’s Time to Pay Our Last Respects to The Washington Post.
The body count is over 300 employees, a third of the Post’s workforce. Its books section is gone. Its international reporting will wither and likely die. And, as a point of personal privilege, the Post’s legendary sports section will evaporate. In my daily sportswriting days, there was no better or more talented crew to hang with at various events. I remember at the 1988 Olympics in Seoul, I decided one day to write a column on water polo, of which I knew nothing. About five minutes after I sat down, the late Ken Denlinger of the Post sat down next to me. “So,” he said, “what’s going on in the game?” How in the hell do I know, I answered. “Well,” he said, “you’ve been here longer than me. You’re the veteran.” If there’s anything about those days that I miss, it’s the camaraderie of the press box, and it was always a party when the Post gang was there—Tom Boswell at the baseball games, Mike Wilbon and the late John Feinstein at some basketball arena or another, the great Sally Jenkins anywhere.
Ominously, and vaguely, Murray said that the revamped Post will consist of efforts that “will be focused on covering politics and government, and the paper will also prioritize coverage of nationals news and features topics like science, health, medicine, technology, climate, and business.”
Instead of respects, how about a little more mockery?
Hear me out on this: rebrand as an alt weekly distributed free at vinyl record stores and laundromats https://t.co/bq00D5bIrK
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 4, 2026
Plus: “I just gotta say it’s truly amazing how journalists can grovel for their jobs while effortlessly maintaining their condescension.”
Update: RB nailed it, too. I’m usually sympathetic to people getting laid off, but not this crew.
After reading all the comments from the WashPo "journalists" who got canned today, and after much reflection, I've changed my mind.
They should have fired everyone.
These people are fucking insufferable.
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 4, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Village Idiot Karen Bass Fudged Palisades Fire Report to Save Herself. “Bass not only ordered changes in the report in an attempt to change the narrative, but she also lied about having done so. As always with this nightmare saga, it gets worse.”
TAPS’ WPOST OBIT: Jeff Bezos warned the Washington Post newsroom two years ago that reality is an undefeated champion. Yesterday, one of every three newsroomers were let go as reality struck home. My Substack obit of what was once a great newspaper.
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Is the Singularity Here?
POLITICS IN THE WEST:
Women overwhelmingly vote for pro migrant policies and now men must risk their lives to fend off a world that leftist female votes created. pic.twitter.com/ryvTwPjQIt
— classicalliberty (@jsolom100) October 1, 2025
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: CA ended non-resident carry ban, now will pay challengers’ lawyers $128K.
The deal comes four months after Gov. Gavin Newsom signed into law a new gun law, known as AB 1078, which explicitly granted non-Californians the right to apply for a license to conceal and carry firearms in California, formally ending a longstanding ban.
However, the passage of that law only came after Bonta spent nearly two years in court attempting to defend the ban against legal challenges – a defense that continued up until the moment California lawmakers formally changed the law.
Those challenges were launched in 2023 by a coalition of Second Amendment rights groups and other organizations representing gun owners in California and elsewhere in the U.S.
Winning.
HOW IT’S DONE: ‘For What?’ Daily Mail Reporter Pressures JD Vance to Apologize to the Family of Alex Pretti, Fails.
journo: "when you accept my bogus premise, will you do what I want?"
VP: "why would I accept your bogus premise?"
Take notes, conservatives! https://t.co/f3dFCwUMsW
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) February 4, 2026
PREFERENCE CASCADE: AMA Now Says ‘Evidence Is Insufficient’ for Trans Surgeries.
And don’t just ask me, ask the originator of the term:
A preference cascade is under way. Pronouns signaled fealty to a trendy pseudoscience. Now that courts are linking gender ideology to punishable crimes, conformism is becoming too costly. Every person who removes pronouns makes it costlier for others to keep using them. https://t.co/aN8Km3JG0e
— Timur Kuran (@timurkuran) February 4, 2026
ICYMI, IT’S NEWSOM’S IDEA OF A WIN: High-Speed Rail Sort-Of Almost Nearly Ready to Connect Madera to… More Cows
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG: Chinese Biolab in Vegas Was Attached to Airbnb, Multiple Renters Sickened. “It’s almost as if the feds under Biden had no problem with Chinese biolabs, which they funded in China, and basically ignored here in America.”
FROM GARY HARTPENCE TO “SIR EDMUND” HILLARY IT’S BASICALLY MANDATORY THAT DEMOCRATS LIE ABOUT THEIR BACKGROUNDS: Wes Moore Says the KKK Chased His Great-Grandfather Out of South Carolina. Historical Records Tell a Different Story. Moore’s great-grandfather preached at a South Carolina church held in high regard by the white community, before he was transferred to Jamaica to succeed a prominent pastor who had unexpectedly died.
THERE SHOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR RACISM AND BIGOTRY: Nike investigated for discriminating against White people in DEI probe.