August 14, 2026
As the “vibe shift” takes hold, Democrats who enthusiastically partook in the most extreme “Woke 1” rhetoric find themselves in a bind. Their old statements now seem unhinged. They can admit they were wrong, perhaps with a nod and a wink to how crazy we all went during lockdown. Or they can dig in their heels and stand by their old positions. Neither option is particularly attractive.
If you try to distance yourself from 2020-era statements, you come off as intellectually spineless and willing to go along with whatever’s popular, either because you have no ideas of your own, or because you’re too cowardly to break ranks. Your convenient conversion might also not be believed. As Ms. Hong found, no one buys that a 37-year-old ought not be judged by the beliefs she held as a 31-year-old. Refusing to capitulate feels good, but doesn’t solve the core problem that voters perceive you as an extremist crank.
So what is a plucky, progressive Democrat suffering from a nasty 2020 hangover to do? If it were me, I’d start by deleting my tweets.
Good luck with that — presumably, the craziest stuff from those running in the midterms and (especially) the Dems’ 2028 presidential candidates have all been screencapped by now by opposition researchers.
And for those on the left who reject the word “woke” to describe 2020 and/or their current worldview:
https://t.co/7clXwIDeIt pic.twitter.com/jK7FsDoNQH
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 13, 2026
BIG IF TRUE: Chelsea Handler warns Todd Blanche will overturn Roe v. Wade if he’s confirmed as attorney general.
Chelsea Handler warns that if Todd Blanche is confirmed as U.S. Attorney General, "he's gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."
(Roe v. Wade was overturned by the Supreme Court in 2022) pic.twitter.com/5Kt1RfYvsk
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) August 14, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse https://t.co/WAsSMraCGP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 14, 2026
ACURA HAS MADE SOME GOOD CARS, BUT OVERALL THE BRAND HAS UNDERPERFORMED: Acura Nexera Vision Concept First Look: It Previews Something.
OPERATION ECONOMIC FURY: US will hit Iran economically in ways ‘that have never been seen’ next week: ‘One-two punch.’
INDEED:
There's a bill sitting in the Senate that would address this problem. https://t.co/Pi3Hxde7td
— House Freedom Caucus (@freedomcaucus) August 14, 2026
WORTH ANOTHER LOOK:

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Wet the Cop, Not the Bed. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn a brand-new way to fail the field sobriety test, what’s on the other side of that pond, and how Wyoming Man pretty much arrested himself.”
LIMITED TIME DEAL: ALORAIR Air Scrubber with 3 Stage Filtration. #CommissionEarned
MORE THAN ANY OTHER ADMINISTRATION: We Need to Look at the Full Picture of What the Trump Administration Has Done for the Second Amendment.
IT HELPS TO THINK OF THE MEDIA AS A NARRATIVE-ENFORCEMENT MECHANISM AND LITTLE ELSE:
🚨 Fmr. ABC News’ Terry Moran Says Fauci Shut Down Their COVID Lab Leak Story
“The day that it's supposed to air, it gets reviewed and it comes back to me — it is incomprehensible … I was told ‘Fauci’ … There was an organized campaign … to say there's no way there's a lab… pic.twitter.com/FM2Q6oe3m8
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) August 14, 2026
BECAUSE OF COURSE:
BREAKING: 15 Democratic Attorneys General are attempting to block Trump’s FERC energy reforms that would streamline infrastructure approvals and lower electricity costs, even as the states they represent have seen prices rise between 20% and 73% since 2020 due to left-wing green…
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 14, 2026
REPORT: Jason Arday found dead.
UPDATE:
I'm going to try to write something about this later on today or tomorrow. But this should never have happened for six different overlapping reasons, the most obvious being that it never should have been allowed to get this far: https://t.co/ofkZojlQzS
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) August 14, 2026
BUT ELECTIONS ARE SECURE! OR SECURED: More Signs the Dem Establishment Stole the Election From Hong?
HEY DELCY! Marco Would Like a Word.
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Is It the End of the Line for Gavin 2028? “Gavin Newsom and his political party have been the ruination of California. Of course, you’ve been reading this for years in your West Coast, Messed Coast™ update, but now Newsom is taking his act to a national audience, and it’s not going so well.”
KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN: Waterpik Aquarius Countertop Water Flosser with 10 Settings. #CommissionEarned
NIFTY: We’ve flown a radiation-blocking vest to the Moon and back, and it worked.
Spacecraft designers have spent decades weighing shielding options, from aluminum hulls to water-filled walls to superconducting magnets that would deflect charged particles before they reach the crew. All of them run into the same challenge. “The question was how to use mass in a very efficient way,” Milstein says. “Mass is really the bottleneck—every gram counts.”
A shielding garment an astronaut could wear is simultaneously sensible and ridiculous. The ridiculous part was that, for a long time, people thought that a protective garment would need to look like full-plate armor in order to offer meaningful protection. It would presumably need to be made of lead or other high-density materials that would add mass and make moving around nearly impossible.
StemRad engineers, though, figured dressing as a medieval knight doesn’t really get you all that much. The human body, Milstein explains, isn’t uniformly vulnerable to radiation. “Tissues like the bone marrow are a lot more sensitive to radiation compared to the brain,” he says. Following this idea, StemRad developed a belt for nuclear first responders, worn around the hips, which hold roughly half the body’s bone marrow, the tissue that makes blood cells. Protecting even a fraction of the bone marrow lets a person regrow it and survive a high-dose exposure.
So, StemRad, working with Lockheed Martin, expanded this idea into a female vest that, aside from the hips, also covered the breasts, stomach, colon, and reproductive organs. These are all less immediately life-threatening when irradiated, but carry a long-term cancer risk.
The details are intriguing.
AWFL NEWS:
‘Nuff said https://t.co/TOPE4HEujF pic.twitter.com/j0va3i9zHq
— William A. Jacobson (@wajacobson) August 14, 2026
UPDATE:
"White women, college: +23 El-Sayed"
SNL predicted this back in 2015 https://t.co/Bzvp3CLHB1 pic.twitter.com/XlHzQL4Fb6
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 14, 2026
INTERNET HISTORY: I Love the 90s! captures the first digital decade in rad detail.
TWENTY MINUTES INTO FUTURE: For AOC, the Time Is Now.
Inheriting the [Bernie] Sanders fanbase would give AOC a pretty darn solid base of support to start a presidential campaign. Even if the calendar of early states isn’t quite as Sanders-friendly as it was in 2020, you figure she would have a decent shot of winning Nevada and New Hampshire, and the recent narrow primary victory of Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Democratic primary suggests that about half of the state’s Democrats are open to a Democratic Socialists of America-style candidate.
That doesn’t add up to a guarantee of winning the 2028 presidential primary, but it is about as good a shot as any Democrat has. If she waits another four years… who knows what the national political dynamics will be like?
As with Kamala in 2024, there’s a treasure trove of nutty statements AOC made in 2019 and 2020. But if the economy is perceived to be bad (QED, the way the DNC-MSM portrayed the economy under Papa Bush during the 1992 election cycle), that might not be enough.