I DON’T WANT TO BE DOUBTFUL, BUT I AM:  Is the Secret Service fit for purpose?

OBAMA IS AN EVIL MAN, RAISED TO HATE THIS COUNTRY:  Yeah, We’ll Never Know.

ABOUT TIME:  We just sued Cloudera for discriminating against U.S. workers in favor of foreign visa holders for high-paying tech jobs.

X-cancel.

GO GET ‘EM:  Election probe targets ‘unusual’ reports in wake of Virginia redistricting referendum: AFPI.  Fairfax County reported a late tranche of votes that helped the ‘Yes’ camp cross the finish line in the referendum.

HALF BAKED POTATO:  Brian Stelter Goes off Half-Cocked.

WELL! THAT LEARED THEM!  ‘Quality Learing Center,’ 20 other Minnesota daycares raided by FBI as part of massive fraud investigation.

WELL SAID:

What he said https://t.co/0GLl5zXPKz

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 29, 2026

Related:

Remember when Obama gave the Queen an iPod loaded with all of his own speeches https://t.co/JJPGE7lb5E

— Payton Alexander (@AlexanderPayton) April 28, 2026

HMM:

Another fun fact: Aside from Kagan, who never married, every Supreme Court justice has a white spouse. https://t.co/k9fMGxJstN

— Tsar Apu II Apustayevich (@tsarlet2) April 28, 2026

Sonia Sotomayor is divorced now, but she did have a white spouse when she was married.

OPEN THREAD: Comment on a groovy Tuesday.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: NASA wants to use a fleet of MoonFall drones to scout the lunar south pole: ‘We believe we can do it.’

THE ACCOUNTABILITY TRAIN SEEMS TO BE ROLLING:

EXCLUSIVE: NIH has removed virologist Ralph Baric from all his grants; UNC placed Baric on leave.

Senior HHS officials says UNC was complicit in starting the COVID pandemic.

“Baric designed the gun,” he said. “But the Chinese built it, and then they pulled the trigger.”… pic.twitter.com/CNvo3buLkw

— Paul D. Thacker (@thackerpd) April 28, 2026

IT IS A CONTRAST WITH HIS RECENT PREDECESSORS: Behind-the-scenes photo exposes how Trump was caught grabbing Melania’s butt. Married man grabs legal spouse’s butt. Only in 2026 media-world would that seem deviant.

Compare:

From Grok: “No, the image is not genuine—it’s a satirical meme, and the lower (Biden) part is manipulated or fabricated.” Plausible, though.

DON’T BUY “RESEARCH COMPOUNDS:” The Next Ozempic? This Unapproved Peptide Comes With a Big Catch. “Current research suggests retatrutide can cause several side effects. This is supported by anecdotal reports from social media. The most common side effects are gastrointestinal. These may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and constipation.”

Also, you don’t really know what you’re getting with gray-market drugs.

GREAT MOMENTS IN STOCK PHOTOS:

"Hey, another of our friends tried to murder some patriots. Go grab that stock pic we always use of some guys who didn't kill anyone – the one where we killed an unarmed woman. That one." https://t.co/q6tPUTN5y2

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 28, 2026

HELEN DRANK POMEGRANATE JUICE AFTER HER HEART ATTACK: Pomegranate Compound Could Help Protect Against Heart Disease.

DEVELOPING:

BREAKING: Just-declassified FBI/DOJ Clinton Foundation docs reveal the same inspector general, Michael Atkinson, who relaxed whistleblower rules and misled Congress re the Eric Ciaramella/Adam Schiff impeachment plot, was involved in the 2016 decision to scuttle the Clinton Fdn.…

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) April 28, 2026

BREAKING: Just-declassified DOJ documents reveal pro-Clinton prosecutors misled Little Rock FBI agents into thinking the statute of limitations had expired on Hillary's Uranium One deal when in fact the Russian scandal and other alleged Clinton Foundation crimes may still have…

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) April 28, 2026

READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth Headphones, with Active Noise Cancellation. #CommissionEarned

PRICE WARS ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS PIZZA: There’s a pizza price war going on, and Domino’s is feeling the pain.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt https://t.co/HroLxhrTUr pic.twitter.com/VIvKR7P84w

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 28, 2026

I STILL MISS MY VINCENT BLACK SHADOW: Norton Returns to the U.S. With 2026 Manx and Manx R Superbikes. The Black Shadow wasn’t great on the curves, but it was pure hell on the straights.

WRONG… BUT SO SATISFYING: Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong.

I MEAN, IT IS ELON:

1000%

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) April 28, 2026

ICYMI: Iran Has DAYS Until This Crisis Hits.

TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

FASTER, PLEASE: The Post Office’s Anachronistic Ban on Shipping Handguns is Ending . . . But Not Yet.

Of course, the real question is whether anyone would entrust their gun to the post office nowadays.