March 5, 2026
GET IN THEIR FACE. PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD. Delightful 180 – Mosque Holding #Sadz ‘Khamenei Iz Dead’ Service Has Loud, Angry Iranians Outside.
WHEN THEY SHOW YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM:
Virginia Democrats have a bill to criminalize political memes.
I’m not kidding. That’s what this bill does. pic.twitter.com/X9ioKGwGSf
— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) March 3, 2026
HOW CAN CALIFORNIA BE OVERREGULATED WHEN IT STILL HAS SOME MONEY LEFT? Newsom Roasted After Admitting on Kimmel That California Is ‘Overregulated.’
WHERE WE ARE TODAY:
Democrats in Maine are nominating for Senate a guy with a literal Nazi tattoo who was a military contractor, describes himself as a communist, and has a history of bigoted comments and associating with antisemitic conspiracy theorists.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) March 4, 2026
UPDATE:
“Israel is an apartheid state, and don’t be so uptight about Nazi tattoos” – The Democratic Party, 2026. https://t.co/xQWw6Y5GEw
— shevereshtus (@shevereshtus) March 4, 2026
Having been caught cheating a powerful magician out of ten nuggets of pure uncommitted magic in a rigged card game, Bartholomew Stypek needs a place to hide. As a spellbender he is at best a partial magician, who can read and change magic spells, but, absent a stash of magical force, cannot cast his own. With his anarchic familiar spirit Pickles and the ill-won kitty of magical Opportunities, Stypek throws himself on the mercy of the all-powerful Continuum and leaps blindly across universes, hoping to be dropped someplace far away, boring, and utterly without magic. As the Continuum chuckles in the background, Stypek lands in the break room of a small-town advertising agency in Upstate New York.
Because this new universe doesn’t support spirits, Pickles manifests as the nearest local equivalent: AI software in the agency’s heavily networked copier. She wanders into a nearby corporate network looking for allies, and discovers a virtual universe where AIs live in virtual bungalows and meet in virtual coffee shops for virtual doughnuts. Pickles is soon seducing Simple Simon, an earnest but naive AI tasked with controlling an immense robotic assembly line in the corporation’s manufacturing plant. Stypek, meanwhile, is mistaken for a penniless Eastern European computer science intern, and is taken in by Carolyn Romero, the ad agency’s copywriter. Expecting the usual suspicion and contempt, Stypek is humbled by the kindness he’s shown, and one by one uses the stolen Opportunities to help his new friends with their problems, including Carolyn’s failed marriage.
But Jrikk the magician isn’t so easily thwarted. Soon Stypek, Pickles, Simple Simon, and their human and virtual friends must fight for their lives against the evil force sent to retrieve Stypek to the magician’s dungeons.
ALL WE NEED IS FOR YELLOWSTONE TO GO SPICY: Dormant Geyser Reawakens in Yellowstone With a Dazzling Show, Supervolcano Speculation.
BUT IT WILL INCREASE GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS POWER: This government squeeze on private landlords will hurt tenants the most.
MAGA LOVES THIS AND IT TICKS OFF ALL THE RIGHT (LEFT) PEOPLE: Marco Rubio Got Very Sassy With the Fake News Media Regarding the Iran Strikes Yesterday.
DEMS SAY IT’S ALL THE MORE REASON FOR GOP TO CAVE AND RESTORE FUNDING: Top GOP Rep Slams Dems, Says DHS Funding Games Are Now ‘Indefensible’ After TX Terror Attack.
NATIONAL HEALTH, GUARANTEED TO CURE YOUR ILLS: This Canadian Man Is Poor, So the Government Offered to Kill Him. Here’s What Happened.
STUDENTS WHO MOURN THE MONSTER ARE NOT BRITISH. NOT AT HEART: British Students Mourn “Beloved” Ayatollah.
GOOD AND ABOUT TIME: U.S. Helps Ecuador Launch Land Operation Against Cartels.
MAGICAL INDEED: When Hegseth was proven right.
CLEAR THE LAWYERS OUT OF THE WAY, LET PEOPLE DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE: BFA testifies for SB 273 to provide civil immunity for voluntary firearm storage.
IT’S…. SOMETHING: Headline Of The Week Pt. 3.
And: X-Cancel.
And for the X-cancelled.
WHAT HE SAID: I’ve Seen Some Shit. So I know some shit.
March 4, 2026
LESSONS:
This isn't just about Iran. Every country watching this is doing the math. Every country that has been quietly drifting toward Beijing's orbit, betting that China is the future, is watching Beijing issue press conferences while its strategic partner gets regime-changed.
The…
— China Uncensored (@ChinaUncensored) March 4, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.
THEY NEVER SACRIFICE THEMSELVES, ONLY OTHERS:
Talarico is 100% for DEI that doesn't in any way inconvenience him.
— HannaKat (@swiftyloo) March 5, 2026
FISH CALLED WANDA SUDDENLY DISCOVERS WATER:
It's hilarious watching them pretend as if Hollywood is suddenly beholden to someone's politics for the first time ever. https://t.co/xTlFODaLVT
— Brett Dasovic (@Brettdasovic) March 4, 2026
See also, David Ellison’s earlier impact on former denizens of CBS News:
What is she talking about? CBS has been taking aim against the right for decades.
CBS the network of Dan Rather, who fabricated paperwork to smear Bush.
The network of Gayle King, who goes on vacation with the Obamas and donates to Dems.
The network that backed a Hamas simp. https://t.co/SKw7sjcEyT— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) February 27, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE: NASA repairs Artemis 2 rocket, continues eyeing April moon launch.
