LET THE NAVY COLLECT TOLLS FOR SAFE PASSAGE, JUST LARGE ENOUGH TO FUND A 600-SHIP NAVY:
Everybody is already blaming the USA for the Strait of Hormuz being closed. Therefore, I propose that we mine the strait just for fun. It wouldn’t change anyone’s opinion of us, we don’t need the oil, Iran would immediately beg to open the strait, and it would be very funny.
— Roman Helmet Guy (@romanhelmetguy) April 3, 2026
I HAVE THOUGHTS: Why Mercedes Decided to Build Its Next GLC SUV in the U.S.
UPGRADE YOUR T-SHIRT: True Classic Mens T-Shirts – Curved Hem or Pocket Tee. #CommissionEarned
THE TRUE FIRST RESPONDERS ARE THE PEOPLE ALREADY AT THE SCENE WHEN IT HAPPENS: Finally: Hegseth Authorizes Service Members To Carry Firearms on Base.
PERSPECTIVE:
We survived this.
And now Democrats are complaining about 2.4% inflation.
Child, be serious. pic.twitter.com/XbumwZeTa0
— Mila Joy (@Milajoy) April 4, 2026
THIS IS INTERESTING EVEN IF YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION CORRECTLY WITHOUT READING IT: “Is ‘White Supremacy’ Causing an ‘Epidemic’ of Transgender Murders?“
THE EXPERTS ARE FULL OF CRAP. MASS VIOLENCE IS AS OLD AS HUMANITY: Conventional weapons normalized mass violence, researcher argues.
PAST PERFORMANCE IS MORE OR LESS A PERFECT INDICATOR OF FUTURE RESULTS:
When the US will have to deal with China—and even Russia—the Europeans would react in exactly the same predictable way. “We don’t like Trump” might fly in 2026, but it’s just a rerun of Reagan and Bush.
Europe has no problems justifying and going to war (ex, Libya 2011); it… https://t.co/Bnc9xNcitO
— David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense (@davereaboi) April 4, 2026
NOT WHAT I LOOKED FORWARD TO ABOUT THE 21ST CENTURY, BUT GOOD I GUESS: Immune-capable cervix-on-a-chip enables study of sexually transmitted infections.
BEN STEIN ON TELEVISION AS AN ENGINE OF CULTURAL DEMORALIZATION:
Here’s Ben Stein in 1979 describing television as an engine of cultural demoralization. He argues that a small clique of producers and writers pushed a left-coded inversion of reality onto the public. They despised traditional power centers and hated figures like Buckley. They… https://t.co/yeBN8o52es pic.twitter.com/ntfjdJyAHc
— Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost (@Ne_pas_couvrir) April 4, 2026
OH TO BE IN ENGLAND:
Once again, little boys are being targeted while the British State ignores the obvious problem.
British boys aren’t gang-raping little white girls above kebab shops.
British boys aren’t forcing 6 year old girls to marry them.
British boys aren’t stabbing little girls to death… pic.twitter.com/Typ6gjiBUN
— Samantha Smith (@SamanthaTaghoy) April 4, 2026
Flashback: Outraged by grooming gangs? You’re an extremist.
VITAMIN D UPDATE: 7 surprising benefits of vitamin D that go beyond bone health.
SOME PEOPLE GIVE YOU CANDY FOR EASTER. I BRING YOU MEMES: Hey Hey We’re the Memes!
NEW RULES, SWANK CONTINENTAL EDITION:
The Europeans are not dealing with “a man.” They are dealing with the United States of America.
The United States needed the most innocuous kind of cooperation from them. They denied the United States that cooperation.
The implied argument is that their obligations within our… https://t.co/W5u3yUHCcC
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 4, 2026
Tweet continues, “The implied argument is that their obligations within our alliance depend on whether they like the guy we chose as our president. ‘Sure, we’re allies…if we approve of who you elected.’ Nope. We are not going to forget, and we’re not going to forgive. I’m indifferent to their excuses or their rationalizations. The United States of America needed their help and not very much help. They turned us down. That changes everything. And they aren’t going to like how it changes everything.”
(Classical reference in headline.)
BURIED LEDE: Local CBS station reports actual news!
Hahaha. CBS did a 6 month investigation and concluded that high California gas prices are entirely the fault of Gavin Newsom & CA leadership.
“55% of each gallon of gas includes California-specific costs.” https://t.co/hBc5eYTDnd— Rachel Keuler (@rkeuler) April 4, 2026
Flashback: Gavin Newsom: Californians Don’t Pay Enough For Gasoline.
CHRISTIAN TOTO: Colbert Sharing All the Far-Left Propaganda He Can.
The far-Left comic had the great Meryl Streep on his couch, but their interview time had nearly run out. So Colbert teed Streep up to share anything that was still on her mind, from the world of entertainment to beyond Hollywood’s gates.
If you know something about late-night TV, these kinds of unscripted moments are nothing of the kind. Pre-interviews establish the basics behind the upcoming chat, from personal anecdotes to promoting the project du jour.
Stephen Colbert concluded his interview with Meryl Streep by inviting her to talk about whatever she wants and she went for the voter suppression fearmongering, "the SAVE America Act, if that passes, all the married women that have changed their names are going to have to go to… pic.twitter.com/i9ax1nlBQu
— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) April 2, 2026
Why, it’s almost as if Colbert’s open-ended question was pre-planned. The soon-to-be ex-host couldn’t bother to pretend otherwise.
Depend upon it, sir. When a man knows he is to be cancelled in three fortnights, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned
“A COMPETENT LEADER USES GENERALS LIKE A BASKETBALL COACH USES PLAYERS. Bench them, swap them out, shift them to different positions based on how they stack up against the opposing team:”
General Douglas MacArthur was fired by a hat salesman. General George B. McClellan was fired by a small town lawyer. And during WW-II, US generals were replaced constantly.
You see, a competent leader uses generals like a basketball coach uses players. Bench them, swap…
— George Turner (@gturner6ppc) April 3, 2026
KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE: Students at Christian university call on school to turn away from ‘falsehood’ that is Critical Race Theory: Two students for the University of Northwestern – St. Paul started a change.org petition to stop their school from teaching Critical Race Theory. The university president responded by saying he does “not agree” with the petition’s allegations.
KEEP SURPRISING THEM:
Those guys look surprised https://t.co/nnxoUsoY9U
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 4, 2026
LIMITED TIME DEAL: His Side: Men Speak Out on Dating, Marriage, and Life in America. #CommissionEarned
WE REALLY DON’T MOCK BILL GATES ENOUGH:
Now with Artemis font pic.twitter.com/Wy2UJFfNyt
— Space Koala (@SpaceKoala) April 3, 2026
Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
This scene is now canon 😭 https://t.co/oP0uLCnIWa pic.twitter.com/AiXNnIVTA7
— Shishir (@ShishirShelke1) April 2, 2026
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