I VOTED FOR THIS:  DHS Says Immigration Fine Blitz Helped Spur 82,000 Self-Deportations.

TODAY I LEARNED THAT OHIO IS IN GREAT BRITAIN:  Jury Convicts Blogger After Ohio Senator Reports Crude Political Joke. In Ohio, an insult aimed upward came back down as a criminal case.

RUSSIA IS NOT THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE. RUSSIA IS THE CHINA OF EUROPE:  Russia Denies Second Illness, Lifts Quarantine After Unexplained Death at Plague Research Lab.

WHICH IS TO SAY A MALICIOUS CRETIN OF THE FIRST WATER:  QotD: Jean-Jacques Rousseau, wokester avant la lettre.

MORE AND BETTER SHIPS?  What do you give your Navy for its 251st Bday?

READ BOOKS OF THE FORTIES. MEN DID PUNCH EACH OTHER. THEN WE WENT TO LAWSUITS. PUNCHING WAS BETTER. IT DIDN’T DISCRIMINATE ON WEALTH OR ABILITY TO FIND A LAWYER:  fighting words and needed beatings. a society without violence will soon need it.

GOOD:  Billionaire Donors Behind Idaho Prop 1 Did Not See the LDS Church Coming.

Idaho is a big LDS state.

OPEN THREAD: I disagree with your philosophy. What killed the cat’s not curiosity.

GROUND THYSELF: The moon could turn astronauts into ‘walking, high voltage capacitors’ that accidentally zap spacecraft.

HMM: Ilhan Omar Was 37 When She Entered Congress. Soon, She Became 36. “Omar became a year younger, you see, because she has stated publicly that she entered the U.S. as a minor, under the guardianship of her father, but if she was actually 18 when she entered the country, she was not actually a minor at all.”

SAME: “I can’t imagine looking to Hillary Clinton to satisfy a hunger for real conversation.”

SCIENCE: Scientists Collected Deep-Sea Rocks. They Spontaneously Caught Fire in The Lab.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Your Mouth’s Bacteria May Be Linked to How Quickly You Think.

THE NET OF A MILLION LIES:

Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:

Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%
Douglas Macgregor's views dropped 62%
TCN views dropped 34% https://t.co/bzlx2QKUfG pic.twitter.com/ekkReqo33O

— Matt Tardio (@angertab) October 13, 2026

OBESITY WILL BE A LIFESTYLE CHOICE: Beyond Ozempic? New Weight Loss Drug Shows Stunning Results in Major Clinical Trial.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Windproof Travel Umbrella – Compact & Withstands Winds up to 100MPH. #CommissionEarned

THE OUTER SPACE TREATY BANS SOVEREIGNTY, NOT PROPERTY: A new space race asks the question: Can anyone own the Moon?

REVIEW: 2025 Honda Civic Hybrid Sedan Yearlong Review Verdict: A Lesson Learned.

THAT’S THE SPIRIT: US unveils name for new mobile howitzer: ‘XM1776.’ “Speaking at a ceremony unveiling the weapon’s new name, Hanwha Defense USA President and Chief Operating Officer Michael Smith justified the name by harkening back to a decisive moment during the country’s founding, when the Continental Army rolled in mobile artillery batteries to overlook Boston Harbor in 1776, forcing the British fleet to withdraw. This marked the first strategic victory of what became U.S. forces, beginning a field artillery legacy that led to the XM1776’s unveiling 250 years later.”

IT’S RACISM TO NOTICE THE FRAUDULENT ACTS OF THE ACTUAL RACIST:

I think it’s because she lied during immigration, married her brother, and wants to hijack my country in the interest of her Somalian coethnics while demonizing white people https://t.co/Rwx1cOy5uI

— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) October 12, 2026

But you knew that already.

ICYMI: Ukraine Knocked Out Russia’s Biggest Data Centers, and the Internet Got 17% Better.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: roborock Qrevo Curv 2 Flow 2026 New Robot Vacuum and Mop. #CommissionEarned

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Silencer 101: What’s the Best Suppressor Material for Me?

LOCAL MOON ROCKS: NASA Spots a Strange 600-Million-Year-Old White Formation in Madagascar Linked to the Moon’s Crust.

THIS JUST FEELS WRONG:

Four months ago we had the Texas Senate race at Paxton 45, Talarico 43, with 7 undecided and 4 going elsewhere. Today it’s 47.2 to 46.7, with 3.9 undecided and 2.2 for the Libertarian.

Talarico gained 3.7 points, Paxton 2.2. The undecided and third-party pool shrank from 11 to 6… https://t.co/ZCzkhwXBxg

— Jason Corley (@JasonCorley78) October 13, 2026