IT WAS A SUICIDE: 2025: The Year Late-Night TV Collapsed. Except for Greg Gutfeld.
Related (From Ed): The movies had an awfully suicidal year as well:
IT WAS A SUICIDE: 2025: The Year Late-Night TV Collapsed. Except for Greg Gutfeld.
Related (From Ed): The movies had an awfully suicidal year as well:
STOCKING STUFFER: Toenail Clippers for Thick Toenails. #CommissionEarned
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE (CONT’D): Former ‘teacher of the month’ accused of having sex with teen in backseat of her Jeep. “The made her first appearance in court in June after being charged with four felony counts of having unlawful sexual relations with a student, and her arraignment is scheduled for Dec. 19.”
STARVE THE BEAST. EITHER THAT, OR TAKE OFF AND NUKE ALL THE SITES FROM ORBIT:
All blue cities are run by the same kleptocracy https://t.co/Oqdo43Jh7M
— Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) December 6, 2025
ZIONISM A VIOLATION OF COMMUNITY STANDARDS? NO LONGER: YOUR EFFORTS WORKED: LinkedIn no Longer Censoring Jobs related to “Zionism” and “Zionist”.
ZOOM: First Look: Behold, the All-New Toyota GR GT V-8 Hybrid-Powered Supercar! “The silhouette is something out of the concept garage in the Sony PlayStation Gran Turismo 7 video game But what you’re looking at is neither a racing sim, nor a concept car. The GR GT is a full production vehicle, built by Toyota’s Gazoo Racing (GR) performance brand.”
WE NEED A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF SACRAMENTO UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE: Gavin Newsom’s Twisted ‘Crotch Clench’ Sparks Concern, Baffles Experts.
There’s something wrong with Gavin Newsom. Americans recoiled in horror, then squinted in fascination at the images of Newsom’s appearance at the New York Times Dealbook Summit. There he was, the greaseball California governor, sitting in a chair with his legs crossed impossibly tight, protruding akimbo at improbable angles like a human swastika, a wanton display of “testicle-crushing” contortion. It was the opposite of manspreading, the inverse of kink-splaying, yet Newsom’s gnarled pose, his tangled appendages—like a steel-beamed hedgehog standing guard at Omaha Beach—still managed to intrude upon the public space in a way that many found unsettling.
I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude. pic.twitter.com/rey7LBeSOa
— BORED (@BoredElonMusk) December 4, 2025
Still though, it could always be worse: Gavin Newsom bites back with bonkers photo after being roasted for bizarre sitting position.
California Governor Gavin Newsom bit back at detractors for rumbling about his awkward sitting position.
Newsom, 58, was mercilessly trolled online earlier this week after critics took issue with his cross-legged position while he spoke at The New York Times‘ DealBook Summit.
His press office was quick to bite back, releasing an AI-generated image of the Democrat sitting his legs to in the air and his ankles crossed by his face. His hands were raised to his middle and pressed flatly into each other.
‘Democracy requires flexibility,’ his office wrote on X Friday.
Newsom, himself, reposted the image, writing: ‘WOW!’
Conquest’s Third Law of Politics states, “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.” Particularly those who staff its social media departments.

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BUT TRUMP’S AN “AUTHORITARIAN.” Everytown’s Former ATF Agent Advocates Targeting Lawful Retailers, Putting Them Out of Business.
TREAT THE PAIN: Shoulder-Heating-Pad-Heated-Wrap. #CommissionEarned
THE SOMALI WELFARE FRAUD SCANDAL IS EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THINK: “We believe the Somali fraud operation in Minnesota is the single greatest theft of taxpayer dollars, through welfare fraud, in American history.”
FLYING HIGH: A pilot turned an old plane into a two-bedroom apartment. Jon Kotwicki jokes that converting an aluminum plane in Alaska is the “worst idea that a person could possibly have.” Ha, I guessed spray on foam insulation from the subhed and I was right.
HUGH HEWITT INTERVIEWS POWER LINE’S SCOTT JOHNSON: The first reporter on the Minnesota fraud scandal on how this iceberg of a story is being revealed.
THE NEW SPACE RACE: U.S. faces modern space race with China, Congress warns.
FINALLY: It’s Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of Star Wars Is Coming Back to Theaters.
A day Star Wars fans never thought would happen is finally happening. Lucasfilm and Disney are rereleasing the original version of Star Wars in theaters for its 50th anniversary. It’ll happen on February 17, 2027, and io9 has confirmed with Lucasfilm that it is, in fact, the original theatrical cut of the movie.
Earlier this year, the studio announced it would be bringing Star Wars, later titled Star Wars: A New Hope, back to theaters to celebrate its massive anniversary, but there was the big question of what version? Would it be the Special Edition that had become the standard over the past 30 years? The version with Greedo shooting first, Jabba the Hutt, and rings around the Death Star?
Now, we know that the answer is “No.” This will be “a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release” that will play in theaters for a limited time. And, according to other reports, it’ll even be released in IMAX, though Lucasfilm has yet to confirm that.
Back in 1997, when George Lucas remastered and tinkered with the original trilogy with the Special Editions, those became the only versions that Lucasfilm would release. That meant in theaters, on streaming, on DVD, all that stuff. As a result, copies of the original film—with Han shooting first, no Jabba, etc.—became rather rare. Last year, though, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy attended a screening of one of those prints, giving the event an official seal of approval. And now we know why.
As John Nolte wrote last year, “Until Star Wars is fun, masculine, cool, and sexy again (instead of prim, proper, woke, and preachy), the phenom is over. And it might be over regardless, because Kathleen Kennedy’s obsession with homosexuality and gender politics has drained the greatest franchise in Hollywood history of all its goodwill.”
Fans of the original Star Wars have been begging Disney to release the film in its original version ever since they acquired LucasFilm in 2012. Having run the franchise deeply into ground, this seems like its last gasp, no matter how much slop is yet to be released under the brand name.
MOST MICROBES ARE HARMLESS: Experts: Microbes in the air on planes and in hospitals are harmless. “The ambient air on planes and in hospitals mostly contains harmless microbes typically associated with human skin, researchers reported Wednesday in the journal Microbiome.”
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