TWO AGENCIES, ONE BUILDING: From the Story You Don’t Hear Every Day Department, the General Services Administration (GSA) and Office of Personnel Management (OPM) are, respectively, the federal government’s “housekeeping” and “human resources” offices, with nearly 15,000 employees between them.

Presently, GSA and OPM occupy two separate buildings, but sometime this summer, the former’s workers will start showing up at the latter’s building and will continue doing so until major renovation of their building are completed sometime in 2028. When the renovation is complete, both agencies will then begin operating out of the GSA’s freshened facility.

Officials say, as I report today for The Washington Stand, that such a consolidation of two major agencies into one shared structure has never before happened. But there are plans afoot in the Trump administration for a parade of such happenings in the near future.

 

WONDER? OR CONVINCED?

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Chaser:

You might think that someone from “a family of teachers” would know that. Or you might not.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:

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While we’re busy investigating and forcing out congresscritters, she should be next.

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Did George Clooney Help Fund KKK, Unite the Right? “How much of that Clooney cash allegedly went into the pockets of the worst of the worst, like the KKK? More importantly, will any news outlet press him for answers?”

#JOURNALISM:

SCORE YET ANOTHER WIN FOR THOMAS SOWELL:

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SLOW LEARNER/BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: Mark Cuban is moving on from Kamala Harris.

When asked at POLITICO’s Health Care Summit Tuesday whether he wants to see the former vice president run for the nation’s top job again, Cuban quickly responded, “No.”

“Don’t remember, don’t care,” he said when asked to recall her health care message during her short-lived 2024 presidential campaign. “Those days are gone.”

Harris signaled earlier this month she’s seriously considering entering the 2028 Democratic field.

“Listen, I might, I might. I’m thinking about it,” Harris told the Rev. Al Sharpton at the National Action Network convention in New York.

Cuban, a Harris surrogate during the last campaign cycle, said he’s not trying to promote a specific candidate now.

“I’m trying to change how fucked up this health care industry is right now, and that’s all I care about,” he said.

Cuban said he’d be open to supporting a Republican who shared his reform goals and praised President Donald Trump and his health department’s efforts to lower drug prices and speed drug trials.

“They’re trying to make it easier for folks like us,” he said.

Us?

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AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Alex Jones Worried People Will Start To Think Stories Reported By Infowars Are Fake.

Following an announcement that Infowars would soon be converted into a satirical news outlet, American media personality Alex Jones, known for his fringe conspiracy theories related to the Sandy Hook school shooting and homosexual frogs, expressed concern that people would start to think the stories reported by Infowars are fake.

According to Jones, Infowars had been at the forefront of every major story since its founding in 1999. Its writers, he said, were not afraid to report on news that other media companies won’t touch, like government-controlled weather weapons, juice boxes that turn kids gay, and Hillary Clinton eating babies. However, if the site is turned into a parody of itself, Jones feared readers won’t know what to believe.

“THOSE LITERAL VAMPIRE POTBELLY GOBLINS DON’T CARE ABOUT JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY,” he said during a live broadcast of The Alex Jones Show. “THEY WANT TO TURN THE NEWS GAY.”

Although, to be fair:

In 2026, it’s Alex’s world: