WAIT, SO IT’S POSSIBLE TO HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF A FUNCTIONAL CITY? CLEARLY THAT’S…
More fascism https://t.co/iy4dBdmI81
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Why Are Women Taking Allergy Drugs to Treat Perimenopause?
MAKE WASHINGTON BEAUTIFUL AGAIN:
People outside of DC don’t realize what a transformation this is. Union Station used to be packed with drugged out zombies shambling around screaming at passersby, and barefoot, piss-soaked homeless people passed out on the floor. Columbus Circle right outside used to be a gross… https://t.co/THnYayRwVb pic.twitter.com/QtDKrsiKoF
— Payton Alexander (@AlexanderPayton) May 28, 2026
More:
Never in my 13 years living in DC have I seen this fountain on.
Honestly, I don’t think many Washingtonians thought it would ever come back, especially after last year’s protests.
It’s more beautiful than I expected. pic.twitter.com/V4wmQk23t3 pic.twitter.com/vE31yrRUD5
— Ken Farnaso (@KLF) May 28, 2026
Left and right: This is your capital; this is you capital on Democrats.
NEW DATA SHOW POLITICALLY ACTIVE FACULTY DONORS ARE ALMOST AS PROGRESSIVE AS BERNIE SANDERS AND ELIZABETH WARREN. There’s a serious problem of ideological clustering inside institutions whose job is to test assumptions, not protect them.
THAT RIGHT THERE IS FUNNY: Gun Control Org Claims Cornyn’s Defeat Means Texans are Cool With More Gun Control Laws.
That ought to go over as well as a COVID mask-wearing all-vegan campaign, if you can even such an absurdity actually happening in Texas.
BERICHTE AUS DER BILDUNGSAPOKALYPSE:
The Nazi book burnings were famously led by …
The Germany Student Union.
Many university students are moral morons. https://t.co/EIxA4WUtCt pic.twitter.com/EzbveNxOeq
— Ben Greenfield (@benzgreenfield) May 28, 2026
HMM:
🇬🇹 Guatemala has reportedly agreed to joint military strikes with the 🇺🇸 U.S. against drug trafficking groups inside its territory.
Washington is also reportedly pressuring Honduras as part of a broader regional anti-cartel strategy. pic.twitter.com/Xm0XZlbw9u— Defence24com (@Defence24eng) May 28, 2026
FASTER, PLEASE: The Imminent Democrat Party Civil War.
WEIRD, THIS KEEPS HAPPENING:
BREAKING: Sylvia Sims Bolton, a Democrat Councilwoman for Waukegan, IL, was just arrested for allegedly illegally casting a mail-in ballot in her dead mother's name.
The thing Democrats say never happens, happened again! pic.twitter.com/vBTeLktWHV
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 27, 2026
POTUS 47: Trump in Iran leaders’ ‘head’: Retired US general.
Retired Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg said on Wednesday that President Trump was in the heads of Iranian theocratic rulers, arguing that the fractured state of Tehran’s inner circle was the Trump administration’s biggest obstacle to finalizing a peace deal.
“I think the president’s in their head. They know it. They’re on the losing side right now,” Kellogg, who served as Trump’s special envoy for Ukraine until January, told Fox News hosts Bill Hemmer and Dana Perino on “America’s Newsroom.”
Living the rent-free skull life is his speciality.
“CLEVER”:
We're now at the part where the press squee over a dude wearing a mumu-looking soccer jersey. https://t.co/coh9eWKUEW
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) May 28, 2026
WAPO implies that there’s a problem with Americans “scrutinizing his every move,” but the real problem is that New York voters didn’t.
Either that, or they did — and approved.
TRUMP, HOUSE GOPERS NEW APPROACH TO WASTE, FRAUD: The President and a couple of GOP House Committee Chairmen are implementing a new approach to fighting waste, fraud and abuse. We can only wonder how much better the federal government’s financial health would be had this approach been tried decades ago.
HIGHER ED – IS DOOM NIGH? Doom is nigh, says Richard Vedder.
CUBA FALLING: Desperate Times Call for Desperately Attacking Rubio.
READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods Pro 3 Wireless Earbuds. #CommissionEarned
SHARKS GOTTA SWIM, BATS GOTTA FLY: Maryland Governor Wes Moore Signs GLOCK Ban Bill Into Law.
Maryland becomes the second state to enact such a gun ban after California. For now at least, existing owners can keep their firearms. Violations carry fines up to $5,000 and up to three years in prison. Anticipating the all-too-predictable move by Governor Moore, the National Rifle Association, Second Amendment Foundation and Firearms Policy Coalition have already filed a lawsuit challenging the law.
GLOCKs are among America’s most common pistols due to their simplicity, durability, and widespread adoption by civilians and law enforcement. Critics of the ban call it symbolism intended to burden lawful gun owners while being ignored by criminals. It’s akin to locking up shampoo and deodorant in stores instead of locking up shoplifters.
Despite some well-documented problems he’s had with the truth and falsifying his resume, Governor Moore is rumored to have presidential aspirations.
More to come…
DEMS ARE ALSO ABOUT TO NOMINATE A NAZI FOR SENATE:
Remember when @nytimes & @TheAtlantic would write breathless stories about how radical some GOP senate candidates were? How come El-Sayed is not getting that treatment? He's truly kooky…and I'm not sure how being unsure of Israel's existence doesn't disqualify him. https://t.co/aaxzbn0u0q
— Brad Todd (@BradOnMessage) May 27, 2026
ROBERT SPENCER: Afghanistan’s Top Dog Thinks He Can Make His Country Prosperous With This One Weird Trick. “Whether he really exists or not, Amu.tv reported Sunday that he issued a message for Eid al-Adha in which he called on the Afghan people, who have already suffered many hardships, to suffer more.”
TRAVEL LIGHT: MILADA Underseat Carry On Luggage Bags for Travel. #CommissionEarned
“EQUITABLE” ALWAYS MEANS ILLEGAL DISCRIMINATION: University of Illinois medical school pushes ‘equitable assessments’ for professors.
FACE, MEET PALM: Uber burned through its entire 2026 AI budget in four months. Now its COO is questioning whether it’s worth it.
In a recent interview on the Rapid Response podcast, Uber president and chief operating officer Andrew Macdonald said it’s hard to draw a connection between the company’s rising use of Claude Code and innovations meant to serve consumers.
“That link is not there yet,” he said. “Maybe implicitly there’s more that is getting shipped, but it’s very hard to draw a line between one of those stats and ‘Okay now we’re actually producing like 25% more useful consumer features.’”
The comments follow reports that the firm had already burnt through its entire 2026 AI coding tools budget in just four months after incentivizing employees to adopt the technology through an internal leaderboard ranking teams by total AI tool usage. It’s the latest development in a complex quandary arising in enterprise AI adoption: increasing AI use comes with higher costs, even as per-unit AI pricing falls.
“If you’re not actually able to draw a direct line to how [many] useful features and functionality you’re shipping to your users, that trade becomes harder to justify,” Macdonald said.
Do I understand this correctly? Uber incentivized employees to burn through AI tokens regardless of outcome, and wonders four months later how the company wasted so much money?
THE ENEMY WITHIN:
I can't believe my eyes. Hundreds of Hamas supporters wearing Palestinian keffiyehs were chanting, “Every cop, every fed, shoot yourself in the head.”
These are literally terrorists in America.pic.twitter.com/FpDrRXesNP
— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) May 28, 2026
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: The Bidens Really Need to Shut Up and Go Away. “Jill Biden and the rest of the Democrats aren’t going to stop trying to do retroactive damage control on the unmitigated train wreck that was Joe Biden’s unfortunate occupation of the Oval Office. Perhaps they figure that, if given enough time, a lot of people will forget what a bumbling moron Biden was while he was pretending to be president. Dr. Jill’s decades in public education have greatly contributed to making America dumber, so it just might work.”
