SASHA STONE: Jimmy Kimmel Isn’t Worth It, Mr. President. “Does Kimmel deserve to be fired? I can’t care. To care would mean he mattered enough to bother, and he doesn’t. He’s not that important. He’s only important when Trump notices him, and then he becomes a story.”
April 29, 2026
MADE IN THE USA: Anti-Aging Face Moisturizer with Retinol, Collagen & Hyaluronic Acid. #CommissionEarned
CONTROL THE BOTTOM FIVE PERCENT AND SOCIETY LOOKS A LOT NICER:
It bears repeating that BART installed tall gates to enter the subway and they're gaining $10m in revenue a year plus the need for maintenance is down by
*95.7%*
Passengers who were unwilling to pay a few bucks were causing 96% of the public cleanliness problems!
Pay the fare. https://t.co/jYecybduk1 pic.twitter.com/eC78RxYmHN
— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) April 28, 2026
BRACE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM GASLIGHTING:
From now until Election Day it will be a non-stop GOP demoralization effort run by the press to convince you that all hope is lost. Don’t fall for it. https://t.co/vIBZzUmqLK
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) April 28, 2026
THIS ONE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT HAS MUCH MERIT, BUT HAS DOJ SPED UP SINCE BONDI LEFT? Justice Department Indicts James Comey Again.
#CommissionEarned
Fresh out of college, Evelyn Alexander’s first order of business was finding a place to live. One she could afford on her small inheritance before her job started. None of the local rental agencies had anything in her price range, but…she found a small Victorian house for sale, the only one mostly untouched in a decaying neighborhood of subdivided rental houses.
Complete with a ghost. A very attractive ghost. A very attractive ghost with a strong dislike of the idea of anyone changing his house. So, of course, she bought it. A cranky ghost for a roommate was still a better option than the tiny studio with criminal neighbors.
Between working to restore her new house, embezzlement at work and a murder next door, Evelyn has her hands full. As she works to get on her feet as a productive adult (and not fall in love with a ghost she can’t have), the problems start to snowball. And it’s only compounded by learning that her house has far more secrets than just a single, cranky (attractive) ghost…
MAJOR DISCOVERY:
🚨 @USGS has found that the Appalachian region of the U.S. contains enough lithium to replace 328 YEARS of imports!
Thanks to world-leading mineral science, permitting reform and renewed investment in domestic mining, @POTUS has reclaimed America's mineral independence. pic.twitter.com/INis76fW6o
— Secretary Doug Burgum (@SecretaryBurgum) April 28, 2026
TELL ME AGAIN HOW TRUMP IS LOSING: Iran on brink of ‘irreversible’ damage to oil fields as storage runs out during blockade.
IT IS A PUZZLEMENT: Trump-haters wonder why he would be an assassination target.
FLAGRANTLY, FREQUENTLY AND FOR CLICKS: Revealed: How Tucker and Candace play fast and loose with the truth.
DEMOCRATS SPONSOR A FALSE FLAG STALKING HORSE? WHERE DID I LEAVE MY SHOCKED FACE? Here’s the Shady Scheme Democrats Are Using to Boost This Fake Independent Into the Senate.
WOULD DEMS BE PUSHING IT OTHERWISE?? California’s Billionaire Tax Is a Giant Bait-and-Switch.
UNTESTED? THAT’S THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF GIVING THE KIDDIES THE JAB: Untested and unquestioned, the vaccines foisted on the very young.
BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE! Watchdog Report Reveals Teacher Unions Have Contributed a Fortune to Left Wing Causes.
I DON’T WANT TO BE DOUBTFUL, BUT I AM: Is the Secret Service fit for purpose?
OBAMA IS AN EVIL MAN, RAISED TO HATE THIS COUNTRY: Yeah, We’ll Never Know.
HALF BAKED POTATO: Brian Stelter Goes off Half-Cocked.
April 28, 2026
WELL SAID:
What he said https://t.co/0GLl5zXPKz
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 29, 2026
Related:
Remember when Obama gave the Queen an iPod loaded with all of his own speeches https://t.co/JJPGE7lb5E
— Payton Alexander (@AlexanderPayton) April 28, 2026
HMM:
Another fun fact: Aside from Kagan, who never married, every Supreme Court justice has a white spouse. https://t.co/k9fMGxJstN
— Tsar Apu II Apustayevich (@tsarlet2) April 28, 2026
Sonia Sotomayor is divorced now, but she did have a white spouse when she was married.
OPEN THREAD: Comment on a groovy Tuesday.
