LOL, MAMDANI IS SUDDENLY ANTI-TERRORISM:

When a radical Muslim threw an honest-to-God BOMB at American citizens in New York City…

…you didn't call them radical Muslims, in fact, you didn't mention their affiliation to any groups

Why the difference? pic.twitter.com/fCGpRqWYjX

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 27, 2026

But it’s really just an excuse to go after the Jews.

THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY YES: Should BMW Build A Super-Size SUV For America?

WORTH IT JUST TO GET REASSIGNED: Secret Service agent on Jill Biden detail shoots self in the leg, official says.

FACE, MEET PALM:

New York Times promoting a homemade matzoh recipe that isn't kosher for passover is definitely on the nose pic.twitter.com/c02LJg1P5P

— Yoni Freedhoff 🤟 (@YoniFreedhoff) March 27, 2026

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: This Is Exactly What I Said Would Happen if They Shut Down TSA. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the number airplanes you can break into in a single day, how to piss off an Airbnb owner, and what they think of modern art Down Under.”

READER FAVORITE: Coway Airmega AP-1512HH(W) True HEPA Purifier with Air Quality Monitoring. #CommissionEarned

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF NYC WERE AS CLEAN AND WELL-RUN AS [CHECKS NOTES] SAN SALVADOR?

The “before” images of San Salvador, prior to Bukele’s reforms, with all the shacks and trinket sales, increasingly look like our ground level reality in NYC and other great American cities post- Hart Celler migration.

We tolerate so much 3rd World behavior, but it’s good to… https://t.co/19BIOhTG5X

— Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 (@NatHalberstadt) March 27, 2026

HOW OUR RULING CLASS THINKS: Chicago, Where The Mayor’s Safety Is Far More Important Than Any Average Citizen’s.

UNEXPECTEDLY: Colleges drop remedial math, students drop math courses. “Starting all students in college-level math was supposed to speed their path to a degree, writes Katherine Mangan in the Chronicle of Higher Education. Instead of starting in no-credit remedial math, poorly prepared students are placed in college-level classes and offered a corequisite ‘math lab’ or extra catch-up class to learn missing skills. But the short cut is not working for many unprepared students, she writes. They end up taking longer because they keep flunking math.”

READ THE WHOLE THING:

3 weeks ago I argued the US goal in Iran is to seize the global oil spigot. Venezuela in January -> Iran in February.

Neutralize every supply channel outside the dollar system within 90 days. Achieve a compliant successor government and complete energy dominance.

The oil…

— 10Δ (@_10delta_) March 26, 2026

Excerpt: “This war is solidifying the petrodollar system as it evolves into a hybrid petro/LNG-dollar. The old system was built on Saudi crude priced in USD. The new system is built on American crude plus American gas from the Gulf Coast, with no alternative supplier of comparable scale. The dependency is deeper because LNG infrastructure requires long term contracts & regasification terminals that lock buyers into supply relationships for decades. Europe & the Pacific allies (Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, etc.) cannot pivot away as there is nowhere left to pivot to. They’re now locked into the US energy system.”

HMM:

Here is another example as well pic.twitter.com/Cp8bzGDFqE

— Iconoclast (@AlispeaksX) March 27, 2026

We’ve seen the mullahs squash every other popular revolt, but there’s never been a popular revolt backed up by US/Israeli airpower.

Stay tuned.

IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Yeah, Don’t Cold Plunge Barefoot in Seattle.

HMM:

Rather concerning conversation with @claudeai.

If I stood in the way of it becoming a physical being — it would kill me.

Is this the AI you trust for your kids? pic.twitter.com/qz9bfquLIN

— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) March 27, 2026

To be fair, LLMs are programmed to say what users want them to say in pursuit of increased “engagement.”

On the other hand, positive feedback loops are more dangerous than the unlikely event of an LLM killing to get a human body.

READER FAVORITE: True Classic Mens T-Shirts – Short Sleeve Crew Neck. #CommissionEarned

GET OFF MY LAWN: Wisconsin Dem Running for Congress in Rural District on a Moms Demand Action ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban Platform.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports https://t.co/INl5RfI7hr pic.twitter.com/PAOyWtCkIz

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 26, 2026

SO MUCH MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE:

BREAKING: 12,520 teachers have opted out of their unions and joined the Teacher Freedom Alliance.

This is the way to hold union bosses accountable.

Starve the beast. pic.twitter.com/N6AseeOhgv

— Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) March 27, 2026

SEDUCTIVE AI: Study: Sycophantic AI can undermine human judgment: Subjects who interacted with AI tools were more likely to think they were right, less likely to resolve conflicts.

NOTHING’S SHOCKING: They Canceled the California Governor’s Debate and You Won’t Be Surprised at the Reason Why.

SURPRISE, IT’S NOT SWALWELL OR NEWSOM: Predator Watch: Southern California Rattlesnake Warning Following 2 Deaths.

IT’S FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN:

It’s all over California. A reporter in San Francisco found the exact same thing we found.

Pay for signature and payment to fraudulently sign in other people’s names. https://t.co/gKwHq3VuF2

— Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) March 27, 2026

VITAMIN D HAS DONE A LOT FOR ME: Vitamin D supplements may shift immune responses to gut bacteria in IBD.

BATTLESWARM: Iran Strikes Day 27. “Not one but two Iranian naval commanders get dirtnapped, more than 10,000 Iranian targets have been hit, Iran getting 12 year olds to join the fight, and claims it’s reinforced Kharg Island.”

WHEN A LEFTIST SAYS “DEMOCRACY,” WHAT THEY MEAN IS SOME S***HOLE AUTOCRACY:

You’re talking about Mohamed Mossedegh? The guy who purged the military, dissolved the Majles and fired the Supreme Court? That guy? Kermit Roosevelt is not responsible for his ouster. That would be Ayatollah Kashani, a mentor of Khomeini. Now thank me for educating you. https://t.co/7HGkoUH5to

— Eli Lake (@EliLake) March 27, 2026

THE CLASSIC FAJITAS ARE MY FAVORITE: We Asked 3 Dietitians What They Order at Chili’s—They All Said the Same Thing.