JAMES LILEKS: Be Ready-ish.
English authorities said the country’s new “Be Ready” campaign is intended to help people through a bad patch in case extreme weather plays havoc — nothing more. Also, keep in mind, a can opener can be used as a weapon to open the throat of an invader. Oh, and we’re raising the age at which retired military personnel can be recalled from 55 to 65, but that isn’t in reaction to anything at all. Japan has issued the same recommendations, probably saying it’s in case there’s a tsunami and certainly not a surprise attack by China that knocks them out in the event of a fast-moving Taiwan gambit.
Many people on social media have also noted news of the FORTRESS America project, intended to make all military facilities self-reliant for 90 days should local utilities fail. You nod and say, “Good idea, and also, why haven’t you done this before, and also, why now?” Then you learn it’s part of PROJECT HARDINATE or OPERATION SECURE TURGIDITY or something that was started a few years ago. In short, there’s probably nothing to it. There’s probably no intel about intricate utility-killing plots using sleeper cells infiltrated during Biden-era border laxity. There probably isn’t anything imminent. If there was, they would have head-faked us with some more declassified UFO footage.
I’ve been prepped since the Twin Towers fell. I put together a bug-out box after 9/11, figuring that if something bad happened, we would light out for the territories, head to North Dakota where my family had a gas station. Dad would be guarding the tanks with one of his many, many rifles. I bought some buckets of shelf-stable food. Civilization might crack and chaos rule the land, but we were going to dine like kings on beef stroganoff every night for a solid month. Twenty-five-year shelf life, I thought, in 2001. We’re good.
Remain indoors, and DO NOT THINK OF THE EVENT: