I KNOW, I COULDN’T STAND TO WATCH HIM, EITHER:

In other Colbert-related news, the Critical Drinker fires up the Dacia Sandero:

 

#JOURNALISM:

The Wall Street Journal is having a bad decade.

SHE’S BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LIKE:

WHEN THE WITCH HUNT IS CONDUCTED BY WITCHES:

RISE OF THE MACHINES: Grok Wrote Me An Essay. And it’s pretty damn good. “The idea and thesis is mine, the writing is Grok’s. It is about 80% something I would have written myself. Compare it to things I wrote 10 years ago, it sounds quite similar.”

The machines get better all the time. Human capabilities stay about the same.

I WAS STANDING ON THE CORNER MIND MY OWN BUSINESS (NO WORD ON WHETHER i WAS READING MY BIBLE) WHEN SUDDENLY…  Coming Down With Novel.

I DO HOPE IT’S A MERE CASE OF:  Nerves.

SERIOUSLY? CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THE LATEST WAVES OF ILLEGALS WERE DRAWING ON THE SYSTEM THEY NEVER PAID INTO: because they were being signed on for disability and other benefits at the border, this is highly improbable:  NEW REPORT: Trump’s Mass Deportation Agenda Could Cut Social Security Retiree Benefits by $2,152 a Year, Economists Find.

And if you dig to find who these economists are…  A brand new firm this year that is apparently all about enforcing immigration is bad for the economy?
All 3 (three) of them?  I’d bet money they’re ex-government employees!

There are days when I love the internet. Back in the eighties you just had to assume that whatever the press was quoting was an actual professional whatever.

YEP. THE SECOND AMENDMENT KEEPS THE FIRST:  No Statistical Threshold.

The article reenforces what we already knew. The anti-gun groups are opposed to the First Amendment too. The truth interferes with their agenda. All Falsehoods Have a Price and the price for their lies has been paid for with the lives of people who would have been able to save themselves had they not been legally prevented from using the best tools available to defend themselves.

“Shall not be infringed has no statistical threshold.”

I GET IT:

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

CRUNCH ALL YOU WANT, WE’LL MAKE MORE: ELON CAN LITERALLY LAUNCH THEM FASTER THAN PUTIN CAN SHOOT THEM DOWN: