August 26, 2026
DEAL OF THE DAY: Amazon Fire HD 8 tablet (newest model). #CommissionEarned
UM:
Philly DA Larry Krasner says he wants the WH Ballroom blown up:
"I'm going to have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You know what that paperweight is going to be? It's going to be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up."
"In an official ceremony we're going to blow it… pic.twitter.com/VuTZJKW2Oz
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 26, 2026
REALLY DON’T GET COCKY: A Disturbing New Poll — and Dennis Prager’s Warning for America.
21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS:
They are not government-funded fuck pods for the homeless, but TAXPAYER-funded fuck pods being proposed.
A gift from the robo-voting “progressives” of this state who vote in crony socialists with a retarded squirrel’s understanding of math.
Related: Gavin Newsom spent $8.5… https://t.co/fqvsKdsxxh
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) August 26, 2026
OPERATION ECONOMIC OUTCAST: Iran oil cargoes dry up even before US acts on Tehran threats; China’s ‘teapots’ face crunch.
Iran’s oil shipments to Asian buyers have nearly dried up, pushing the price of Iranian crude to its highest levels in years as US prepares to announce fresh measures aimed at isolating Tehran and those trading with it.
China’s private refiners, which have traditionally been the biggest buyers of Iranian oil, are now facing tighter supplies. Iranian crude that was previously sold at a discount to global benchmarks is being offered at a premium of about $4 a barrel, Bloomberg reported.
The traders, cited by the Bloomberg, who asked not to be identified because the discussions are private, said the supply squeeze has intensified in recent weeks.
A major factor behind the shortage is the impact of US efforts to block Iranian oil shipments. Loaded Iranian tankers have been unable to leave the Persian Gulf, while empty vessels remain stranded outside the region.
Sanctions haven’t brought down the regime in 47 years, but they’ve also never been this tight, or more importantly, backed up with a naval blockage. So we’ll see.
STANDING UP AGAINST CRIME:
Little Italy, in Chicago, famously had one of the urban USA's lowest burglary rates for decades. https://t.co/8Thtai0hEA
— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) August 25, 2026
INCENTIVES WORK:
Dear Big Tech,
Build the community a new school and a new football stadium. You’ll get your data center.
You’re welcome.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) August 25, 2026
I UNDERSTOOD THIS REFERENCE: Mojtaba Khamenei Is (Still) Dead.
STANDING UP AGAINST RACISM:
Let's translate – the Trump administration is urging schools to suspend troublemakers even if they are predominantly black, so that the kids of whatever race and background, who actually want to do some learning, are able to do so. https://t.co/9RMcYjgl4Z
— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) August 25, 2026
FROM CAROLINE FURLONG: Theophany.

Ten years ago the Savients took over Niban, forcing the independent inhabitants into poverty and despair. Bass White saw the careless cruelty of the Savients kill his mother and his father. When a resistance cell is discovered in his city bloc, the Savients seek to make everyone pay.
With his wife Amie, Bass races into the caverns to escape the Savients’ brutal enforcers: the Atrasai. The couple barely make it to the limits of known territory outside their underground city, however, before the Atrasai catch up with them. It would take a miracle to save them…
…or a combat medic robot.
Join Bass and Amie in this sci-fi story of healing, hope, and wonder. After a decade of fear and pain, even a little light can bring out the best in man and machine. But will the best be enough to heal?
OBSESSION WITH DEI RUINS EVERYTHING: Marvel MISTREATS its Black Heroes, Actually. (Video.)
WE’RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE NOW: Ukrainian drones attack Russia’s Plesetsk military spaceport.
WOULDN’T LOBOTOMIES BE MORE HUMANE? Monmouth U. Trains Educational Counseling Majors to be ‘Social Justice Advocates’.
MORE LIKE THIS. I TRUST PRIVATELY FOUNDED RESEARCH BETTER THAN GOVERNMENT PAID RESEARCH: A horrible tragedy inspires a billionaire to fund medical advances.
AGAIN, INTERESTING TIMES: GTA VI Will Burn Down The Game Industry. Here’s Why. (Video.)
INTERESTING TIMES: Oh yeah, this’ll be fun.
THEY’LL BREAK THEIR TEETH: U.S. Muslim Brotherhood authorizes $140M annually to help Muslims take control of American government.
IT DOESN’T COMPUTE: I Had the Effing Denominator.