YOU’LL BE PICKING OUT THE BUGS WITH PLIERS: 2028 Aston Martin Valhalla Spider First Look: Top Off, 217-MPH Top Speed, No Problem.

THAT ISN’T JOURNALISM: New York Times Increasingly Relies on Left-Wing Nonprofit Journalism.

Sunday’s New York Times Magazine cover story, which stoked fears about farmed salmon causing pollution, was attributed to “the Outlaw Ocean Project.” That’s a nonprofit organization that says its major donors include “the Bloomberg Ocean Fund and Oceans5, the Oak Foundation, the Packard Foundation, 11th Hour Racing Charitable, LLC/The Schmidt Family Foundation, Humanity United, the Philip Stephenson Foundation, the Moore Foundation, the McPike-Zima Foundation, the Hans Wilsdorf Foundation, the Drue and HJ Heinz II Charitable Trust, the Paul M. Angell Foundation, and the Becht Foundation…” Michael Bloomberg is a former Democratic presidential candidate and major Democratic political donor, and Oceans5 is fiscally sponsored by Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors, which a watchdog report recently identified as part of a far-left network of Rockefeller charities.

Wednesday, the Times followed up with an opinion section multimedia feature from Alissa Quart, “editorial director of the Economic Hardship Reporting Project.”

The Economic Hardship Reporting Project is a nonprofit organization with backing from left-wing donors including George and Alexander Soros’s Open Society Foundations, Pierre Omidyar’s Omidyar Network, and the Ford Foundation.

The “news” is an op.

HE SAYS THEY MANUFACTURE THE BEST CHEESECAKES:

🚨 DAMAGE CONTROL: Barack Obama is now on the campaign trail swearing he LOVES the Cheesecake Factory.

Days ago he mocked Trump's White House as looking like "Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory."

Now it's "my jam for about a decade."

He insulted millions of regular… pic.twitter.com/63PSJJBJzw

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) October 29, 2026

OOPS, THEY DID IT AGAIN: Another Day, Another World-Changing Milestone From SpaceX.

KEEP YOUR TEETH CLEAN: Waterpik Sonic-Fusion Flossing Electric Toothbrush Water Flosser, White. #CommissionEarned

DEMOCRATS: All Are Welcome to Come to America! Some exceptions do apply, though:

Have you ever met a White South African refugee?

I did just the other day here in Boise. He told me he works four jobs, including as an Uber Eats delivery man, to support his family. He said his kids sell homemade baked goods on a major trail in Boise and earned $1,000 just over… https://t.co/KeRcUDtsTT

— Theo Wold (@RealTheoWold) October 28, 2026

GOOD CATCH:

If NYT is reporting that, the memo’s out. Everyone, back off. Step away from the Somali.

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) October 29, 2026

And just like that, she’s toxic.

RIP: Patrick Stewart, Star Trek Captain and X-Men Superhero, Dies at 86.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: You Really Should Suppress Your Pistol. Don’t Know Where to Start? Here’s How . . .

PLEASE DON’T TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM BOTS: Woman Dies After ChatGPT Coached Her to Decrease Dose of Medication Prescribed by Doctor.

TODAY, EISENHOWER WOULD WARN US ABOUT THE INTEL-MEDIA COMPLEX:

Parallel vote tabulation (PVT) is a common tool in color revolutions. https://t.co/iRwzo5lhZI pic.twitter.com/c1pMqRazWI

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) October 29, 2026

Plus this follow-up from Andy Campbell:

It’s why exit polls are so important – they set the table for disbelief in the actual vote count. Almost worked in Bush v Gore and Trump v Clinton…exit polls did lay the foundation for Trump v Deep State (Biden) to explain the sudden change in outcome.

One must admit, the communists never stop working to acquire power because their entire existence is supreme control of government while we never think about it because our lives are not about controlling others.

Everything is an op.

THE NEXT ENTRY IN CHRIS QUEEN’S THE COST OF AN ORDINARY LIFE: The American Dream Needs More Homes and Less Red Tape.

IT’S NICE TO SEE GREENWALD NOT COME DOWN ON THE SIDE OF THE COMMIES:

There are a bunch of ignorant American liberal pundits pontificating this week about Brazil even though they don't know the first thing about any of the relevant facts or dynamics (Naomi Klein with Mehdi Hasan was so confused as to be comical).👇https://t.co/9r9x9m4q8R

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) October 29, 2026

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IF THEY COULD SEE IT, THEY’D HATE IT, TOO: Trump Is Building a New American Order in the Western Hemisphere. The Media Is Too Busy Hating Him to See It.

The [stakes] grew more serious as we approached 2026. In December, the White House had already added its “Trump Corollary” to the Monroe Doctrine, which is like the original Monroe Doctrine except that this time we really mean it. On January 3rd, US forces snatched Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro, and Trump announced that “ Under our new National Security Strategy, American dominance in the Western Hemisphere will never be questioned again.”

On January 25th, State slapped visa bans on members of Haiti’s unelected ruling council “for supporting gangs and other criminal organizations,” which is a sentence you would not expect to read about a sovereign government. On February 3rd, a US Navy destroyer and two Coast Guard cutters parked in Port-au-Prince Bay, “at the direction of the Secretary of War,” which in hemispheric etiquette is the equivalent of pulling into someone’s driveway, leaving the engine running, and watching them from the car.

Four days later, the unelected council’s mandate suddenly “expired,” and the US immediately backed Prime Minister Fils-Aimé as Haiti’s sole leader.

Much more at the link, but it did remind me to go back and find a lost browser tab from early this morning:

I think Trump is trying to conduct a last ditch effort to pry Russia away from China because he sees the war over Taiwan as inevitable.

Not sure if he factored in the North Korean question though, as they’ll likely take the Taiwan opportunity to reunify Korea with China’s help,… https://t.co/bBwKmbeHsW

— Unfiltered Artist (@EmpireEnjoyer3) October 29, 2026

The Trump Doctrine is loud and clear — this Russia hypothesis isn’t much more than conjecture.

But I do know I’d rather have a strong Russia part of the West (assuming that still means anything), than a weak Russia increasingly dependent on and beholden to China.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Drunken Partiers On Streets Of Milwaukee Surprised To Learn Brewers Won World Series https://t.co/XVJKXXnspg

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 29, 2026

IT’S GOOD TO BE THE NOMENKLATURA:

I like how it takes 10 years for the feds to leak out that Ilhan married her brother and that Swalwell had sex with a Chinese spy, but about 3 weeks for them to leak out that they were investigating Donald Trump's campaign for Russia "collusion" https://t.co/xLEHpTRKfk

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) October 29, 2026

THE RIGHT SPENT YEARS CONDEMNING CAMPUS CENSORSHIP. NOW SOME POLITICIANS ARE PRACTICING IT THEMSELVES. University leaders who once enabled censorship from the left are now failing to uphold the very free-speech principles that could have prevented this crisis.

WHEN I THINK OF STEPHEN COLBERT, I THINK OF EXTRA CHROMOSOMES: Spider named after Stephen Colbert has twice as many chromosomes as you.

RIP: Elke Sommer, actress who made her name opposite Peter Sellers in the second Pink Panther film.

YES: You’re Not Scared Enough About the Left’s Agenda If It Wins in 2026 and 2028.

PROFILES IN COURAGE…

How to make a political candidate squirm 101:

Ask James Talarico if he thinks Allah is non-binary as well.

— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) October 28, 2026

…that you’ll never get to witness.

CHANGE: Some wellness peptides will become widely available, HHS says.

THE NEW SPACE RACE:

As the prophecy foretold, Starship 42 will be the first tower catch https://t.co/0v2tfYPcUv

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2026

“Don’t panic,” the wise man once wrote.

IT’S THE CHICAGO WAY:

Same guy https://t.co/JqhkoN9sKq pic.twitter.com/WFoeh5u91W

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 29, 2026