I WOULD PREFER FLYING CARS FOR MY 21ST CENTURY INNOVATION, PLEASE: So, Can You Really Store Your Own Fat and Inject It At a Later Time?
May 1, 2026
THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU TRACKING FOR LOWEST STAR WARS BOX OFFICE OPENING EVER:
The Mandalorian and Grogu box office projections are continuing to trend in the wrong direction, with new estimates suggesting the film could deliver the lowest opening weekend in the history of the Star Wars franchise.
According to the latest tracking data, the film is currently eyeing an $80 million-plus four-day Memorial Day debut. While that might sound respectable on paper, it would fall well below previous Star Wars theatrical releases—and even trail 2018’s Solo: A Star Wars Story, which opened to $103 million over the same holiday frame.
Solo holds the distinction of being the first Star Wars movie to actually lose money at the box office (but seemingly not the last).
For Star Wars, a franchise that once dominated the global box office, that’s a stunning shift.
Far more so than Spinal Tap, Kathleen Kennedy spent the last ten years working extremely hard to make Star Wars’ appeal increasingly selective:
Turns out when you attack fans, destroy legacy characters, prop up the message, blacklist actors for political differences, soften content till it’s unrecognizable, ignore widely accepted lore, hate your primary customers, write slop etc etc – people don’t want to support you 🤷🏻♂️ https://t.co/prXWbcaahe
— Xwing (@XwingsHangar) April 30, 2026
ONCE AGAIN THE “CONSPIRACY THEORY” WAS CORRECT:
A leaked 2004 Home Office memo to the Telegraph shows Tony Blair’s team admitting mass migration was a growing concern for people, so they hatched a secret plan to make it more “popular.”
Blair’s team pushed a different PR approach, to reframe dissent as racism… in order to… pic.twitter.com/5d0fT1MFOP
— Bernie (@Artemisfornow) May 1, 2026
LATERAL MOVE:
Former head of Harvard chemistry department defects to China, tied to helping CCP build AI supersoldiers. https://t.co/G8gwMRPIae
— J Michael Waller (@JMichaelWaller) May 1, 2026
IT’S FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN, AND “NEUTRAL” INSTITUTIONS ARE HELPING WHENEVER AND WHEREVER THEY CAN:
Democrats cheat…a lot.
The US Census openly admits it stole 7 US House seats from Republicans.
And when Democrats lose, despite cheating, they quintuple down and try to cheat even harder! https://t.co/VjVVVFJd5D pic.twitter.com/zG6nAsyb52
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) April 30, 2026
UNEXPECTEDLY: Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe unmasked.
A former JPMorgan staffer who sources identified as Chirayu Rana has been accused of making fabricated sexual-harassment claims against a high-ranking executive at the bank after an internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing, The Post has learned.
Multiple sources told The Post that 35-year-old Rana, now a principal at investment firm Bregal Sagemount, is the man who brought the bombshell lawsuit against Lorna Hajdini earlier this week.
Rana’s suit, filed on Monday under the pseudonym John Doe, accused the 37-year-old executive director of turning him into her “sex slave” by drugging him with Rohypnol and Viagra and threatening to slash his bonus if he did not comply.
The story as originally reported was likely doing wonders for JPMorgan’s recruiting:
wish me luck pic.twitter.com/OIUbL0kPpd
— TONY (@TonyMichaelX) April 30, 2026
Incidentally, what is up with the photo of Rana in the Post’s article? It looks like it’s either AI-generated, or massively Photoshopped and processed. When the story first broke, I thought it was bound to soon become a “ripped from the headlines” Law & Order episode. But perhaps Pixar is getting the jump on buying the rights:

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit" https://t.co/YmXZA3xgtl
— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) May 1, 2026
UPDATE (From Ed): They don’t call it “The Daily Fail” for nothing:
The daily mail should be getting a lot of shit here, like congrats on your cool scoop that ruined a woman’s life, based on redacted court documents. https://t.co/W8eL3fVor6 pic.twitter.com/0N532LKv5t
— Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) May 1, 2026
READER FAVORITE: Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth Headphones, with Active Noise Cancellation. #CommissionEarned
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Penn State may cut 49 majors after closing 7 campuses.
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: University of Kansas staffer faces backlash over ‘#DeathtoMAGA’ post amid pattern of campus rhetoric.
Maybe death threats to political opponents don’t go well with the job of . . . public affairs officer.
EPISTEMIC CLOSURE:
Expert class libs like Matt really thought Obama had solved politics and the country would just keep doing Obamism forever.
Much of the post Obama-era derangement is their psychic shock at realizing most people—outside their No Kings bubble—now regard him as an utter failure. https://t.co/o8CX7o70rM
— Lomez (@L0m3z) May 1, 2026
DON’T GET COCKY: Democrats Are Really Screwed Now.
BEST NEWS I’VE HEARD TODAY: Pizza Hut has brought back its “Book It” Program.
MANY WITNESSES THINK THEY’RE SMARTER THAN THE LAWYER EXAMINING THEM. MOST ARE WRONG BUT:
🚨 Musk vs OpenAI's lawyer — the cross-examination exchanges
William Savitt — Wachtell Lipton's lead defense lawyer, Supreme Court clerk, trained to break witnesses.
Savitt opens with a misleading premise.
Musk: "You're being misleading. What you're saying is false."Savitt… pic.twitter.com/VscVIq6Qvl
— NIK (@ns123abc) April 29, 2026
STARMER IS GARBAGE: Golders Green: Starmer Booed, Victim Says Jews Not Safe in London. He should have been removed ages ago.
FLORIDA, MAN:
Indiana Republicans: “Look, we can’t redistrict. It’d just be too mean.”
Ron DeSantis: “Give me two days.”
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 30, 2026
ICYMI: REMEMBER, TRUMP IS A THREAT TO NORMALCY:
Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries just called the Supreme Court "illegitimate." That follows Democratic politicians and pundits calling for the packing of the Supreme Court. Nothing says Happy 250th Anniversary like tearing down the core institutions of the Republic.
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) April 30, 2026
“THIS GOVERNMENTAL ERA OF RACISM TO CURE RACISM IS ENDING AND DEMOCRATS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER IT:”
You’ve been nothing but a tax mule your entire life. pic.twitter.com/Q7A46JPvgJ
— ThePatrioticDog (@Courage69861986) April 30, 2026
Related:
We just had astronauts go further into space than ever before, piloted by a black astronaut and Democrats openly argued that he was only there because of affirmative action. White progressives don't understand how belittling it is to black voters to claim all their success came… https://t.co/O5klEfVruW
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) April 30, 2026
Tweet continues, “White progressives don’t understand how belittling it is to black voters to claim all their success came from white progressive handouts, not their own capabilities and achievements.”
DEAL OF THE DAY: Amazon Kindle Paperwhite 16GB (newest model). #CommissionEarned
WHEN DEI IS YOUR ONLY COMPETENCY, ELIMINATING IT LOOKS LIKE WAR:
The thing to understand is that the Obama/Biden regimes were successful in training many senior generals and admirals that DEI is a core competency of the US military, and in many cases THE core competency of the military, over and above readiness and warfighting.
Thus, when… https://t.co/OKu2ZCTsAA
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 30, 2026
JUST THINK OF THE MEDIA AS DEMOCRATIC PARTY OPERATIVES WITH BYLINES, AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE:
It was very funny to watch all those (Dems and media) who claimed Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross was a racist, fascist symbol of white supremacy, then a month later when the symbol was used in Jimmy Carter's funeral, those same people were oddly silent. pic.twitter.com/ysZzDLZxNt
— LorieByrd (@LorieByrd) May 1, 2026
THE POLITICS OF RACE:
This includes Obama who was bellowing yesterday that the Supreme Court decision was rooted in racism.
Obama made sure that the U.S. didn’t get the first black governor. pic.twitter.com/vSV65xNInj
— Savannah Insights 🎙️ (@BasedSavannah) April 30, 2026
TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Prep school teacher filmed sex with student she was tutoring: ‘Not my best thinking.’ “Sanroman will be placed on the Michigan sex offender registry for life when released.”
THIS IS IMPORTANT: The terrible economics of (most) recycling efforts.