February 5, 2026
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE: Shamwow Guy Drops White-Hot 30-Second Spot for His Congressional Campaign.
KEEP THE HOUSE CLEAN: Shark Upright Vacuum, Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe with Large Dust Cup Capacity. #CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD EXPANDING; LOOKING TO HIRE THE BEST FABULISTS ON THE PLANET:
If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) February 5, 2026
I WANT ONE, BUT I DON’T HAVE A TRUCK: H&R Commando: A Retro 300 Blackout Truck Gun.
AND TRUMP IS PRETTY MUCH ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN IT AND US HERE: The West’s forbidden truth: Ethnic cleansing is now official policy.
When a dictator in a distant, war-torn nation announces a plan to shrink an ethnic group inside his borders, the Western world erupts. Anchors denounce it. Newspapers detail the plight of the targeted people. Sanctions follow. Diplomats whisper about regime change. The moral verdict arrives quickly, and it arrives correctly: ethnic cleansing.
Yet Western leaders now make a parallel declaration in a cleaner suit. Their countries, they insist, have grown “too white.” The white population must fall. The electorate must change. No denunciations follow. No sanctions arrive. Corporate press treats the project as enlightened policy. A global consensus that once claimed to oppose ethnic cleansing now tolerates it — provided the target is white people in Western nations.
French writer Renaud Camus gave us the “Great Replacement.” For years, polite society treated the phrase as radioactive. Say it on television and you became a pariah. Post it online and platforms erased you. That taboo held only as long as people could be bullied into denying what they could see.
The concept’s explanatory power proved stronger than the gatekeepers. Major conservative outlets now discuss replacement openly. YouTube will still attach warnings to videos that mention it, yet the subject refuses to disappear because the policy keeps showing up in schools, boardrooms, and border statistics.
Read the whole thing.
BECAUSE OF COURSE: Riot-Torn Minneapolis Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.
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I SHOUTED OUT WHO KILLED THE WAPO, WHEN AFTER ALL IT WAS JEFF AND ME: The Washington Post Disaster is an Indictment of Both Publishers and Society.
The shocking diminishment of The Washington Post, which has just announced it is cutting a third of its staff, is not just another story of a great paper succumbing to algorithms, social media, and the march to idiocracy. In their zeal to be seen as fair and evenhanded, journalists tend to accept the common criticism that they failed to adapt — that, basically, they didn’t produce enough viral TikTok videos.
There’s some truth to that, but the main problem lies elsewhere. This disaster is an indictment of the business side of journalism: its inability to understand what remaining readers value, its mistaking novelty for strategy, its cowardice about insisting the product has economic value, its refusal to collaborate as an industry, and its refusal to get out of the way of the product it exists to serve.
Of course, there is also a failure of society. We faced a test over the past thirty years: Did we educate ourselves to value truth (and civility and justice and progress)? Do we care enough to pay enough to keep the machinery of reliable information going — the way we do for beer and sneakers? And guns in dumb places and guaranteed healthcare in smarter ones? Turns out that we did not.
What is this “machinery of reliable information” you refer to?
Please note that nowhere does he say the Washington Post should stop doing this:
· ‘Melania’ Doc Is a Box Office Flop Hoax
· The Rural America Can’t Live Without NPR/PBS Hoax
· The ICE Detains Five-Year-Old Hoax
· The Hegseth ‘Kill Everybody’ Hoax
· Trump “Destroying” White… https://t.co/KvkR7nfdcj— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) February 5, 2026
More from Nolte here: Washington Post-Mortem: A Suicide in Five Acts.
Well, six actually:
A generational talent https://t.co/Ljge13WUxs pic.twitter.com/InYwxtOg9b
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) February 5, 2026
DON’T JUST SIT THERE: Buy the InstaWife’s new book!
SCIENCE MARCHES ON (CONT’D): Testing menstrual blood for HPV could be ‘robust alternative’ to cervical screening.
VIDEO: Will Someone Please Tell Us Where We Can Get One of These Handguns? No, Really. “You’ll no longer sell handguns that can be converted into semi-automatic machines able to fire 1,200 rounds a minute. Not here, not in New York.” — New York Governor Kathy Hochul
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Is the Singularity Here?
ROGER KIMBALL: We are rapidly approaching the denouement of the 2020 election drama.
Commenting on the tsunami of news crashing out from Georgia, the great Cleta Mitchell, who advised President Trump when he contested the Georgia election results, noted that on the morning of election day, November 4, 2020, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said Trump led by 103K votes with only 94K ballots left. “Four days later,” Mitchell noted:
[T]here were 300K more ballots, including 148K absentee ballots from Fulton County. That’s 25,535 more ballots than voters, more than double Biden’s margin. Over 133K ballot images were deleted. Zero of 148 Fulton County tabulators had the required tapes. Nearly 7K fictitious ballots remain certified, and no one investigated.
Then there is the news about Georgia Governor Brian Kemp. Grand jury testimony that was just unsealed revealed that Kemp told the chief of Georgia Bureau of Investigation not to [investigate] allegations of fraud in the 2020 election, Saying he was a “team player,” the official dropped the case.
The mask is being ripped off as I write. A Gestalt shift in The Narrative is underway. Wikipedia says that Cleta Mitchell “aided Donald Trump in his efforts to overturn the election results and pressure election officials to ‘find’ sufficient votes for him to win.” How long will it be before the site is forced to note instead that she aided the president in his efforts to get to the truth in Fulton County? What happened in Georgia is just one falling domino in the giant reversal that is taking place. A lot of reputedly “impossible” things are in the process of being revealed.
Stay tuned. As Chris Queen wrote last Friday: If Georgia’s 2020 Election Was ‘Fair,’ Fulton County Sure Is Defensive About It.
SCIENCE MARCHES ON: Experimental cholesterol-lowering pill may offer new option for millions.
IT’S COME TO THIS: Stanford’s Fake Disability Crisis Is America’s Future.
The Stanford Scam: Gaming Disability for Better Dorms
The numbers are damning: 38% of Stanford undergraduates are registered as having a disability. Meanwhile, at community colleges? Three to four percent. The schools that boast the most academically successful students are the ones with the highest “disability” rates—disabilities that you’d think would deter academic success.
The accommodations are generous: single rooms (instead of cramped triples), extra test time (some students get double), excused absences, late assignments, and even exemptions from class participation for “social anxiety.” The process? A 30-minute Zoom call with minimal skepticism. According to one Stanford student who wrote about her experience, she “probably didn’t even need a doctor’s note.”
Even students with legitimate diagnoses feel the rot. One student with ADHD and Asperger’s admitted: “I probably didn’t deserve the accommodations, given the fact I got into Stanford and could compete at a high academic level.”
Fake Jains and Whole Foods: The Meal Plan Hustle
The gaming doesn’t stop at disability. Stanford requires undergrads to purchase an $7,944 annual meal plan—unless they claim a religious dietary restriction the cafeteria can’t accommodate.
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So some students claim to be devout members of the Jain faith, which rejects any food that may cause harm to living creatures—including insects and root vegetables. They spend their meal money at Whole Foods instead, enjoying freshly made salads while their honest classmates eat “burgers made partly from mushroom mix.”
Administrators are powerless. How do you challenge a religious dietary claim without risking a discrimination lawsuit? The university created a system with no verification and wonder why it gets gamed.
Much more here: Nearly 40% of Stanford undergraduates claim they’re disabled. I’m one of them. One of the most prestigious universities in the US offers perks to those who say they have ADHD, night terrors, even gluten intolerance. You’d be stupid not to game the system.
I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I EVEN CONSIDERED USING IT: Before Google, Before Wikipedia, There Was the CIA’s World Factbook — and Now It’s Going Away
And it used to be a go-to reference.
THAT SIMPLE, YES:
FLASHBACK: In July of 2024, Democrats were knee deep in their own delusions, and Vance said something that scarred them permanently:
"We really need to be really ruthless when it comes to the exercise of power."
"If we're going to actually really effect real change in the… pic.twitter.com/BArrz5ygoE
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 5, 2026
THE END OF FAT ACCEPTANCE: Wegovy pill in high demand in weeks since launch, Novo Nordisk says.
EUROTRASH SAYS WHAT? The Hague Thinks People Have Too Much Stuff.
Which brings me to this interesting item I got in an email today, and that the city of The Hague itself is just so proud of they are fit to bust a button.
To me, as an American, it’s just one more intrusive, creepy example of the European tendency to want to control every facet of the lives of their citizens.
Of course, they all start out as ‘suggestions,’ gentle scoldings about ‘too much of this or that,’ behavior modification nudges, and a snappy techno-term accompanied by agencies set up by the government, local or otherwise, to show the populace how to follow these lifestyle hints properly.
And the next thing you know, you’re counting toilet paper squares and flushes.
Inevitably, that’s how these things go.
This sounds nosy, but harmless, right?
The proper way to treat a nosy busybody is to slam the door in their face. For a first offense, that is.
OBAMA: Obama Tells SF Chronicle He Will Bankrupt Coal Industry.
Hillary: ‘We’re going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business’–Hillary Clinton.
Biden: How Biden’s New Environmental Rule Could Force Coal and Gas Plants To Shut Down Entirely.
China:
The first thing an educated person learns is "it only affects the planet when the West does it."https://t.co/9ttljV1Wzw
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) February 3, 2026