LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY:
Pretty accurate https://t.co/Ca7G6qvMme
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 30, 2026
LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY:
Pretty accurate https://t.co/Ca7G6qvMme
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 30, 2026
I SEE A HALLMARK MOVIE IN THE MAKING:
Find a Statue of Liberty cosplayer who looks at you like this one looks at that cop.
Cuff her. pic.twitter.com/uxpGNYFO9N
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 31, 2026
TREAT THE PAIN: Dr. Arthritis Back Brace Support Belt, Medical Lower Lumbar Brace. #CommissionEarned
FRED HOYLE, CALL YOUR OFFICE: NASA Just Found Something Strange Inside Asteroid Bennu Sample.
AYFKM? Judge Stops Trump’s Construction on White House Ballroom.
The East Wing is already gone.
What exactly is the plan here? To just leave a half finished ballroom because some lib group sued out of spite? https://t.co/7Xuob5bnWg
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 31, 2026
Apparently, that’s exactly the plan.
BEWARE: THE E.V. BUBBLE IS DEFLATING. BMW Isn’t Ruling Out Building a 2-Door EV Sports Car.
RILEY GAINES: Olympics finally picks biology over ideology to save women’s sports.
The International Olympic Committee finally did what so many of us have been demanding for years: it drew a clear, unambiguous line in the sand to protect women’s sports. Under its first-ever female president, Kirsty Coventry, the IOC announced a new eligibility policy that limits competition in the female category at the Olympics, Youth Olympics and all IOC-sanctioned events to females only. Novel concept, right? In today’s world, it is.
Starting with the 2028 Los Angeles Games, this will be verified through a simple, one-time SRY gene screening — a cheek swab, saliva sample, or blood draw — to confirm the absence of the male sex-determining gene. Chromosomes don’t lie. No more gray areas. No more pretending biology is optional.
This is a giant leap forward for women’s sports. They’ve done the right thing with a strong, clear policy. No equivocation, no tap-dancing, no pretense of “balancing priorities.” And they’ve backed it up with an objective, verifiable means of enforcement. Those responsible this time around deserve real congratulations.
We’re finally developing immunity to the social contagion.
DISPATCHES FROM THE GAYS OF HORMUZ:
Excuse me, that's mullahphobic
You think the Japan-America lovefest is fun, wait til the Iranian people have unfettered X access https://t.co/ZB8jUgUaS2
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 31, 2026
Classical reference in headline:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 31, 2026
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH EUROPE, EXHIBIT #1,000,006:
The craziest discovery
from this war: Iran’s regime has
way more fans in Europe than in
the entire Middle East 😂Europe.. what on earth
is going on with you!?— Ahmed Khalifa (@_A_khalifa) March 31, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL https://t.co/zIFK7ohrlq pic.twitter.com/pHg0JFMSgf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 31, 2026
IN WHICH I PROVIDE ANOTHER PRICELESS LESSON IN IGNORING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Stock Market Up! Hormuz to Open! Trump and Hegseth at Odds! CHAOS!
I have a poll on X for men:
Men, What would incentivize you to approach women more or get married? (Clarify in the reply section if you wish).
— Helen Smith (@HelenSmithPhD) March 31, 2026
READER FAVORITE: Toniiq Ultra High Purity Quercetin Capsules. #CommissionEarned
IT’S COME TO THIS: Kristi Noem’s husband seen ‘pouting in photos with fake breasts.’
Bryon Noem, the husband of former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, was reported to have a secret double life as a model for adult entertainers.
Hundreds of online messages reviewed by The Daily Mail, involving three women in the “bimbofication” scene, in which performers dress as real-life Barbie dolls. The alleged messages indicate that Bryon praised the performers’ surgically-enhanced bodies and even, allegedly, confessed to how he lusted for “huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”
In one selfie shared by the insurance mogul, Bryon can be seen slipping into a flesh-colored crop top and skintight pink shorts. It also appeared that Bryon managed to stuff two balloons inside his shirt to resemble breasts and positioned the knots to resemble nipples.
• Trump grills aides on Kristi Noem’s alleged lover profiting off her $220M ad campaign
• Kristi Noem caught in awkward moment with husband as she’s questioned about alleged lover
Another photo obtained by The Daily Mail shows the father of three wearing a form-fitting pair of green leggings with a white top over two orbs. In a bizarre twist, Bryon’s face is fully visible in both photos.
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages https://t.co/4GvCcfPK9j
— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) March 31, 2026
Well, now we know why Noem was fired by Trump at the beginning of the month. But perhaps her husband is angling for a job in the next Democratic administration:

Tyler Cherry is the new White House Associate Communications Director.
Although Tyler is physically incapable of defending himself, he advocates for defunding the police & abolishing ICE.
Tyler is also a pro-Hamas supporter. pic.twitter.com/pf2kST8Jfa
— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) June 23, 2024

BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: King Charles III to visit U.S. in late April, attend state dinner at the White House, Trump says.
CHANGE?
BREAKING: Alberta now projected to schedule a referendum to secede from Canada this year.
60% chance. pic.twitter.com/WNsIIdNQ7X
— Polymarket (@Polymarket) March 31, 2026
BIG BADDA BOOMS: Rabbi Michael Barclay’s Iran War Update for March 31.
EXALT THE CRIMINAL, IGNORE THE INNOCENT:
George Floyd, a drug addict who overdosed gets entire city blocks dedicated to him.
But murals to Iryna Zarutska, an innocent Ukrainian refugee who was brutally stabbed to death gets her murals removed.
Democrats are sick people.
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) March 31, 2026
CHRISTIAN TOTO: Ex-Amazon Studios Head Slams Woke Hollywood.
Price stepped aside as head and founder of Amazon Studios, the company behind the Ryan Gosling smash, before it conquered Hollywood.
Price can still appreciate both the film and the message it hopes to share with major movie studios.
Audiences want to be entertained, not lectured. “Project Hail Mary” does the former oh, so well.
Price shared a jaw-dropping op-ed in, of all places, The New York Times, slamming Hollywood for losing the plot. It’s why the film industry is in big trouble, he argues. The only hope may be more movies like “Project Hail Mary.”
Smart. Uplifting. Original. Human.
Fun.
Fun sells tickets and popcorn. Lectures, not so much.
ALLIES:
Italy joins Spain: it has banned U.S. military planes from landing at a base in Sicily on their way to the Middle East (Reuters).
— Amit Segal (@AmitSegal) March 31, 2026
But there’s this from the full report: “Corriere della Sera added that permission was not granted as the U.S. had not sought authorisation and Italy’s military leadership was not consulted, as required under treaties governing the use of U.S. military installations in the country.”
Bad communications, perhaps?
AMERICANS WILL ADOPT ANY MEASUREMENT TO AVOID USING THE METRIC SYSTEM: World’s largest Cadbury Mini egg weighs as much as an emu.
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