ICYMI: Yet Another Seismic Event Shakes up the Persian Gulf.

WHEN MORONS SPEAK: Obama-Biden Iran Negotiator Says Trump Doesn’t Have Enough Experts, Bemoans ‘Genocide’ in Gaza.

I SUPPORT THIS FOR MANY REASONS.

Support DC Squarehood for a second Costco https://t.co/rU8Y9XsNri pic.twitter.com/TccovykKri

— Payton Alexander (@AlexanderPayton) April 29, 2026

HEY, BIG SPENDER:

The deficit is entirely created by Mamdani himself and his insane budget request of $15 billion dollars over last year, an unheard of increase to fund his ridiculous wish list of giveaways to corrupt nonprofits, illegals, and political activists.

If we simply kept our spending… https://t.co/55QQwxOOaR

— Councilwoman Vickie Paladino (@VickieforNYC) April 28, 2026

“TO MISTAKE [PAM BONDI’S] FIFTEEN-MONTH TOUR FOR FAILURE IS TO MISUNDERSTAND THE ARCHITECTURE OF POWER ITSELF:”

I have been asked for my opinion about Pam Bondi…so here it is…

Pam Bondi, in my opinion…was deployed as a precision instrument in a theater of institutional warfare where the Attorney General’s role is less about courtroom theatrics and more about reshaping the Department… pic.twitter.com/QqoqRWgSY6

— LHGrey™️ (@grey4626) April 28, 2026

SASHA STONE: Jimmy Kimmel Isn’t Worth It, Mr. President. “Does Kimmel deserve to be fired? I can’t care. To care would mean he mattered enough to bother, and he doesn’t. He’s not that important. He’s only important when Trump notices him, and then he becomes a story.”

MADE IN THE USA: Anti-Aging Face Moisturizer with Retinol, Collagen & Hyaluronic Acid. #CommissionEarned

CONTROL THE BOTTOM FIVE PERCENT AND SOCIETY LOOKS A LOT NICER:

It bears repeating that BART installed tall gates to enter the subway and they're gaining $10m in revenue a year plus the need for maintenance is down by

*95.7%*

Passengers who were unwilling to pay a few bucks were causing 96% of the public cleanliness problems!

Pay the fare. https://t.co/jYecybduk1 pic.twitter.com/eC78RxYmHN

— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) April 28, 2026

BRACE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM GASLIGHTING:

From now until Election Day it will be a non-stop GOP demoralization effort run by the press to convince you that all hope is lost. Don’t fall for it. https://t.co/vIBZzUmqLK

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) April 28, 2026

THIS ONE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT HAS MUCH MERIT, BUT HAS DOJ SPED UP SINCE BONDI LEFT? Justice Department Indicts James Comey Again.

FROM HOLLY CHISM:  Soul Inheritance.

#CommissionEarned

Fresh out of college, Evelyn Alexander’s first order of business was finding a place to live. One she could afford on her small inheritance before her job started. None of the local rental agencies had anything in her price range, but…she found a small Victorian house for sale, the only one mostly untouched in a decaying neighborhood of subdivided rental houses.

Complete with a ghost. A very attractive ghost. A very attractive ghost with a strong dislike of the idea of anyone changing his house. So, of course, she bought it. A cranky ghost for a roommate was still a better option than the tiny studio with criminal neighbors.

Between working to restore her new house, embezzlement at work and a murder next door, Evelyn has her hands full. As she works to get on her feet as a productive adult (and not fall in love with a ghost she can’t have), the problems start to snowball. And it’s only compounded by learning that her house has far more secrets than just a single, cranky (attractive) ghost…

MAJOR DISCOVERY:

🚨 @USGS has found that the Appalachian region of the U.S. contains enough lithium to replace 328 YEARS of imports!

Thanks to world-leading mineral science, permitting reform and renewed investment in domestic mining, @POTUS has reclaimed America's mineral independence. pic.twitter.com/INis76fW6o

— Secretary Doug Burgum (@SecretaryBurgum) April 28, 2026

TELL ME AGAIN HOW TRUMP IS LOSING:  Iran on brink of ‘irreversible’ damage to oil fields as storage runs out during blockade.

IT IS A PUZZLEMENT:  Trump-haters wonder why he would be an assassination target.

FLAGRANTLY, FREQUENTLY AND FOR CLICKS:  Revealed: How Tucker and Candace play fast and loose with the truth.

DEMOCRATS SPONSOR A FALSE FLAG STALKING HORSE?   WHERE DID I LEAVE MY SHOCKED FACE?  Here’s the Shady Scheme Democrats Are Using to Boost This Fake Independent Into the Senate.

WOULD DEMS BE PUSHING IT OTHERWISE??  California’s Billionaire Tax Is a Giant Bait-and-Switch.

UNTESTED? THAT’S THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF GIVING THE KIDDIES THE JAB:  Untested and unquestioned, the vaccines foisted on the very young.

AS THEY SHOULD:  Virginia Supreme Court Denies Emergency Stay to Certify Redistricting Vote.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE!  Watchdog Report Reveals Teacher Unions Have Contributed a Fortune to Left Wing Causes.

I DON’T WANT TO BE DOUBTFUL, BUT I AM:  Is the Secret Service fit for purpose?

OBAMA IS AN EVIL MAN, RAISED TO HATE THIS COUNTRY:  Yeah, We’ll Never Know.

ABOUT TIME:  We just sued Cloudera for discriminating against U.S. workers in favor of foreign visa holders for high-paying tech jobs.

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GO GET ‘EM:  Election probe targets ‘unusual’ reports in wake of Virginia redistricting referendum: AFPI.  Fairfax County reported a late tranche of votes that helped the ‘Yes’ camp cross the finish line in the referendum.

HALF BAKED POTATO:  Brian Stelter Goes off Half-Cocked.