THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A BONUS: Circle K’s Message to Armed Clerk Who Stopped Robbers: Leave Your Gun at Home.

TUSCANY BAY BOOKS ON SALE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR:  Entire catalog now on sale.

FOR SMALLER VALUES OF “AMERICANS,” SURE:

https://twitter.com/GlomarResponder/status/2121008236698779764

HE DOES HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS: Sen. Kennedy Warns the GOP to Stop ‘Urinating on Our Hands’ Before the Dems Take Over.

BEN WEINGARTEN: Ilhan Omar Almost Certainly Committed Crimes. But Will She Face Justice?

OR: HOW TO WRITE A FUTURE OR ALTERNATE HISTORY:  Worldbuilding: Experimental History.

THEY KEEP USING THAT WORD; I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS:  Hakeem Jeffries’ Plan for Affordability Includes Returning DACA Recipients to the US and Paying Them.

Never change, Temu Obama!

LIBERALS ARE FOREVER DENYING AGENCY OF THEIR TOOLS, EVEN WHEN THEY INTERFERE WITH LAWFUL ENFORCEMENT OF LAW:  Watch Scott Jennings Call Out a CNN Host for Trying to Blame Alex Pretti’s Death on Stephen Miller.

JUST MY IMAGINATION, RUNNING AWAY WITH ME:  Questions Mount Over Texas Election Data as Republicans Call for Answers.

THE SAME, BUT MORE SNOOTY AND DESPICABLE:  How do you say “useful idiots” en français?

IS THAT THEY WORK AGAINST WHAT THEY CLAIM TO WANT:  The Irony of Useful Idiots.

TRUMP IS NEITHER LAME, NOR A DUCK:  Trump warns Democrats. You can investigate us, we can prosecute you.

LET’S BE CLEAR: WHAT JENSON DID WITH HIS HUANG IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE MONEY FLOWING IN AND OUT OF NVIDIA AND BIG AI IN GENERAL:  The Bubble of Jenson’s Huang. Jenson’s Indiscretions With His Huang Is NOT The Big Story, NVIDIA’s finances is the big story.

ETSY GOES FOR THE “WE CAN MINE YOUR DATA AND RE-SELL” IT MOVE:  Etsy Has Lost Their Damn Mind. AI for me, but not for thee.

YEAH, I NOTICED THAT BEFORE:  Reminder: A curious Texas election story from last week below Almost like someone forgot to ‘deprogram’ this race.

BE HONEST! THAT’S THE MOST INNOCENT THING YOU EVER READ ABOUT AN ILLNESS IN CALIFORNIA:  Pumpkins, Baby Goats, and E. Coli Infections at Farms in California, Illinois.

Sure, the infection itself is horrifying, but when I read the headline I expected much worse.

HONESTLY, THEY’D LIKE TO SUE ALL OF US:  Dem Rep. Yassamin Ansari is now pushing to launch lawfare investigations against the TROOPS who followed orders underneath SecWar Pete Hegseth She straight-up said it: “People down the chain at the Pentagon who carried out these orders NEED to be investigated.”

BEST OF LUCK TO THEM. IT’S STILL VENEZUELA:  ExxonMobil inks preliminary deal to return to Venezuela after calling the country ‘uninvestable’.

THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO, IF YOU’RE METAL ENOUGH:  Shannen Rossmiller was a retired judge-turned cyber vigilante who infiltrated jihadi groups after 9/11. Shannen was living a quiet life in rural Montana when she watched in horror as the events of 9/11 unfolded. Unlike most people though, she was determined to join the fight. In her spare time, she learned Arabic, studied the Koran, and located potential jihadi chat rooms online. Over the course of the next five years, Shannen built multiple personas online with in-depth backstopping, using them to fully identify and report jihadis to the FBI and other agencies. She taught herself techniques such as sending keyloggers to her contacts hidden within JPEGs so as to pass their online activities over to the FBI.

ELECTIONS — EVEN MASSIVELY FRAUDED ONES — SURE HAVE THEM:  Consequences.

IT’S NOT SHOWING UP BECAUSE OF HOW THE STATISTICS ARE CALCULATED:  AI May, Or May Not, Be Improving Productivity. It’s one of those little things, d’ye see?

SORRY ABOUT THE SONG BUT THIS IS WHAT COMES AFTER THE WHITE PILL:  Staying Alive.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TIMELINE:

The world’s going to shit. AI may destroy us or make slaves of us or turn us into desperate predatory hordes. Even before the Democrats can manage that.

But in the meantime, this delightful app never fails to make me laugh my ass off. https://t.co/kGCSqD17WD

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) November 13, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Because I love you and I want you to be happy.

GOTHAM CITY’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Experts Confirm 'Batman: The Animated Series' Was Pinnacle Of Human Civilization https://t.co/GAkfO5O9sm

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 12, 2026