TRIM YOUR NAILS: Ergonomic Long Handle Toenail Clippers with Catcher. #CommissionEarned

SCIENCE MARCHES ON: Your phone already sees the warning signs: Sleep, movement and mood data can spot depression early.

LEFTY LOVE BOAT: Greta Thunberg’s freedom flotilla rocked by sexual misconduct allegations.

They’re going to need a bigger boat!

Greta Thunberg’s freedom flotilla, which set sail from Barcelona Sunday for another anti-Israel voyage to Gaza, has been rocked by scandal after one of its woke leaders was accused of “sexual misconduct” with at least three volunteers.

“A senior leader within the flotilla — a member of the steering committee, the highest governing body of the organization — engaged in sexual relations with multiple activists while on the boat heading to Gaza. Not one person. Not two. Three different individuals,” claimed Palestinian group Heart of Falastin in a social media post earlier this week.

“To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power.”

One Brazilian group named the alleged horndog as activist Thiago Avila.

“On a ship carrying humanitarian aid, a Brazilian shows up with his d–k swinging and the only thing he manages to do is f–k and get arrested,” Anti Esquerda Esquerda Club, a group that describes itself as criticizing the left from the left, wrote on X Tuesday, pointing the finger at Avila — and referring to the Israeli Navy intercepting the flotilla and taking activists into custody.

It’s a shame that Saturday Night Live is no longer a comedy/satire show — a parody of the Love Boat with Greta Thunberg as “your cruise director,” alongside extras shouting “death to America” would be loads of fun.

MERCEDES GLS actually going off road.

HE HAD A PEN AND A PHONE:

This is an odd way of saying, “How the Obama administration gamed the appeals process to enact costly and illegal regulations on the energy sector.” https://t.co/OAE5Ug1pTw

— Conn Carroll (@conncarroll) April 18, 2026

THORNE Creatine – Micronized Creatine Monohydrate Powder. #CommissionEarned

RUNNING UNOPPOSED:

The judge who kept a criminal on the street — until he killed 26-year-old UT engineering grad Larissa Herold — was accused of sexually assaulting a 16-year-old Brazilian foreign exchange student living in her home.

In 2006, Chantal Eldridge gave the student alcohol and asked… https://t.co/JzJA02SEWM pic.twitter.com/Nl4qYvjSKv

— Austin Justice (@AustinJustice) April 18, 2026

SOUNDS LIKE A BILL OF ATTAINDER: Why California’s ‘Stop Nick Shirley Act’ Should Worry Gun Owners. Also an absurd First Amendment violation.

CLEAN YOUR HOUSE: roborock Qrevo CurvX Robot Vacuum and Mop. #CommissionEarned

FREEDOM OF NAVIGATION REQUIRES A FRIENDLY HEGEMON:

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— David J Manley (@DavidJManley3) April 18, 2026

The world would be a much different — and much poorer — place today if it weren’t the the US Navy and, before it, the Royal Navy.

SO, WE SHOULD HAVE A FORMAL DEFENSE TREATY WITH ISRAEL AND STATION THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS THERE: The latest meme among Democrats (and some Republicans) is that we should treat Israel “like every other ally,” i.e., no military aid. I think US aid to Israel is a mixed blessing for both countries, but I want to focus here on the underlying dishonesty. Yes, Israel officially gets “foreign military aid” and the others don’t. But that’s an artifact of budget shenanigans, in particular Democrats historically insisting that our military relationship with Israel be put in the foreign aid budget to help get the rest of the (unpopular) foreign aid budget passed. But the US provides massive in-kind subsidies to our other allies in the form of US soldiers stationed there and mutual defense pacts, allowing countries like Canada to freeload off US defense. And then they won’t even let the US use their bases when needed.

WELL, GOOD: Blood pressure drug effective for treating antibiotic-resistant bacteria, study finds.

FRAMING:

Trump is going to frame this and put it in the Oval Office, isn't he? 😂 pic.twitter.com/x2reAQWl4Z

— Jesús Enrique Rosas (@Knesix) April 18, 2026

UPDATE: Sorry — messed up the embed earlier. Should be fixed now.

ANOTHER UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Heh.

Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad”

Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe” pic.twitter.com/4pK5znxeMT

— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 18, 2026

Has he lost weight?

FASTER, PLEASE: Scientists Create Nasal Spray That Reverses Brain Aging in Weeks.

THERE’S A LOT TO COVER: The New Monroe Doctrine: So… Here’s Everything That Happened. Yes, Everything.

OBVIOUSLY IT’S TERMINATOR ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ARE BEHIND THIS: White House, FBI looking into case of missing scientists: ‘No stone will be unturned.’ “A string of at least 10 mysterious deaths and disappearances of U.S. experts in space, defense and nuclear topics has raised concern in the scientific community since the unconfirmed reports surfaced this month.”

YOU’RE HAPPY? This Is What Happens When You Drink Beer Every Day, According To Experts.

EVERY INSTITUTION HAS BEEN CORRUPTED: How a tiny circle of repeat offenders poisoned 100s of gold-standard medical trials for over a decade.

21ST CENTURY SKILLSETS: 6,000 Apply as Air Traffic Controllers After DOT Secretary Duffy Proposes Recruiting Gamers.

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…:

Average Mamdani scandal: High level staffer discovered to have anonymous account where he posted "Wallahi, we will wage jihad on the zionists of Crown Heights"

Average Eric Adams scandal: I approved a permit for a guy who gave me a free plane ticket upgrade https://t.co/042IIipXbs

— Habeas Corpus Linguistics (@HabCorpLinguist) April 17, 2026

New Yorkers wanted change. They’ll get it, good and hard.

I USED TO CALL THE ANGLICAN CHURCH “RISIBLE,” BUT IT NOW SEEMS MORE . . . EVIL:

Here's what Rowan Williams said about the "grooming gangs," in a recent piece for The Guardian. You'll note, first of all, that he put the phrase in scare quotes, because, of course, he doesn't really believe there actually are organised groups of Muslim men deliberately… https://t.co/6CXZhMfa4K pic.twitter.com/W8h9O03Q1A

— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) April 17, 2026

#JOURNALISM:

CNN's Melissa Bell reveals she doesn't know what a navy is https://t.co/JwP9bdzluE

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 18, 2026

THE POWER LINE WEEK IN PICTURES: Swalwell Meets the Pope Edition.

PERSIAN GULF: Iran fires on tanker near Oman after re-closing Strait of Hormuz.

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps fired on at least one ship in the waters near Oman after Tehran again closed the Strait of Hormuz on Saturday, according to the United Kingdom Maritime Trade Organization.

Two IRGC gunboats approached a tanker about 20 nautical miles northeast of the Gulf country around 1 p.m. local time — and opened fire unprovoked, the tanker’s master reported.

A second vessel was attacked by an “unknown projectile” some two hours later in the same area, the UKMTO said.

Looks like they don’t really want that ceasefire to hold.

Trump is probably OK with that.

THE ATLANTIC IS A RAG:

Hey @S_Fitzpatrick I was Kash Patel’s Sherpa on the transition. I spent nearly all day everyday with him for 3+ months and have been with him frequently since.

I have never seen the type of behavior that you’re describing from him.

Your anon sourced story is BS.

Oh and by the… https://t.co/hwWnUrYrKT pic.twitter.com/T0EUhyKbq0

— Clint Brown (@DissidentClint) April 18, 2026

And who is Sarah Fitzpatrick? Mark Judge reminds us that her byline graced this hit-piece from 2018: Kavanaugh accuser Julie Swetnick alleges he ‘spiked’ punch at parties so intoxicated women could be raped.