KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: OK Patriots, That’s Enough Moping. “Feeling like garbage after the GOP’s bed-befouling non-performance on Tuesday night is warranted. Emotions muddy perspective, however, and we are all in need of some of that if we’re going to make this resistance functional when it kicks off in January.”
November 6, 2026
THE NEW SPACE RACE: China expanding laser arsenal to blind and destroy US satellites. “Integrated alongside electronic jamming, cyberwarfare and co-orbital systems, China’s directed-energy weapons form part of an active defense strategy to degrade an adversary’s space architecture and deter intervention during a regional military conflict.”
JULIE BURCHILL: Beware the fauxmosexual.
Does it start with Panto Dames? At Christmas, in flighty old Blighty, little Brit girls are introduced to the idea of a matronly man in a dress who gets most of the laughs and isn’t remotely interested in any of that soppy love stuff that the plucky heroine and the principal boy (played by a girl, of course) get up to. The Pantomime Dame is a place of safety in the dark-scary-forest-world of “Behind you!” that little girls are already aware of at this early age.
And then, when we’re older, pop culture takes over. The Gay Best Friend is the natural go-to for the female casualties of the Love Wars; think of Sex and the City’s Stanford Blatch, always there for Carrie to cry on when Mr Big treats her like a side-piece.
But we’re on trickier territory when it comes to what might be called “fauxmosexuals”, straight men who act gay to get girls. Before Russell Brand was found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault, his trial featured a telling moment. After hearing that one of the complainants testified that she had presumed Brand to be gay when they met at a Labour Party conference and thus felt “safe” asking him back to her hotel room, the prosecutor Riel Karmy-Jones KC whipped out the accused’s unfortunately-titled 2007 memoir My Booky Wook and confronted the leering Lothario with a photograph of himself at the age of seven, with the caption: “This is the exact moment when I decided to act gay to attract girls. It took 15 years to produce results.”
Though he claimed under cross-examination that this was a “joke” (wouldn’t be the first unfunny joke he’d told in his long career of alleged comedy — the only time he made me laugh was when he couldn’t find the verse from Isaiah he was looking for on Piers Morgan Uncensored, while thumbing through the Bible for close to two minutes) and denied he had ever pretended to be gay in order to put women at ease, it wasn’t as convincing as it might have been. There is a long tradition of such behavior in this country although, of course, not necessarily leading to any crime. Indeed, one of Brand’s comedic contemporaries — who most people believed to be gay because of the flagrant way he camped it up — is currently undergoing a right royal canceling due to his highly “bloke-ish” attitude towards women.
“Actor and comedian Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault,” CNN reports, adding, “Brand faces a lengthy prison sentence after he was found guilty in a London court on Thursday of raping a young fan and sexually assaulting three women.”
Wait, the Brits still actually investigate and arrest people for that sort of thing?
Russell Brand Convicted In UK Court On Charges Of Raping While Not Muslim https://t.co/2gPPtBb8dl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 5, 2026
THE ASSASSINATION TANGO:
The New York Times is going to do everything they can to help leftists murder Elon Musk.
Because let’s face it, that’s what they really want.
They know the hearings and subpoenas will go nowhere. All this is just about getting as much rage content out into the leftist… https://t.co/UItdSXB9GY
— Hon. Vickie Paladino (@VickieforNYC) November 6, 2026
Related:
If you look at everything Elon Musk has done for humanity and still choose to hate him, that says far more about your character than his
— X Freeze (@XFreeze) November 5, 2026
ARE YOU TAKING NOTES, SEN. THUNE?
Texas Republicans aren't rolling over.
Hours after Dan Patrick lost, GOP state senators are meeting to rewrite the rules and strip the new Democrat Lt. Gov. of her control over committees, bills and the floor.
Simple majority vote. Totally legal.
That's how you fight back.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 5, 2026
The question was rhetorical.
INSTEAD, THE GOP WILL REALLY PUT THE “LAME” INTO BEING LAME DUCKS:
Lame duck priorities: 22 judicial nominees need all 53 GOP senators back or their lives’ ambitions are crushed as the Dem senate will not confirm a one of them.
The country as a whole needs every Republican in House and Senate to come back and do Reconciliation 3.0 for our…
— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) November 6, 2026
Hugh echoes the point that DeSantis made on Wednesday, but this Congress is too feckless to heed their advice:
Roll in the cots. Work around the clock. Leave nothing on the table. That's the mindset. We activate, we organize, we keep fighting. 🇺🇸 Sunday night — LIVE. 🎙️ Gov. DeSantis via @EricLDaugh pic.twitter.com/dZRq6FV5zt
— Grassroots Army (@GrassrootArmy) November 5, 2026
NRA: Now is When The Real Work Starts.
Make no mistake, this election was not a referendum in favor of gun control. Indeed, most Democrat candidates – from the party most likely to support gun control – took pains to avoid the issue in highly contested races or tried to portray themselves as moderates on it. And while national gun ban lobbies like Everytown and their billionaire patrons like Michael Bloomberg spent heavily to obtain these results, their campaign ads tended to downplay gun control, if they mentioned it at all.
Polls showed gun control was not a significant factor motivating voters this cycle. Their chief concerns centered on the economy and cost of living.
Meanwhile, the Trump administration’s policies on crime and immigration have helped to drive nationwide violent crime rates as low as at any time in the FBI’s history of measurement. And while hot spots of violent crime still exist, they are heavily concentrated in discrete neighborhoods and among discrete feuding social groups, most often in locales under legacy Democrat control. This is occurring at the same time as the Second Amendment is being embraced by a more numerous and broader cross-section of law-abiding Americans than at any point in the nation’s history.
Indeed, if there was a bright spot in the outcome, it was in Florida, where pro-gun forces prevailed in every major race.
It seems almost impossible now, but Obama won Florida handily in 2008, and again — if less comfortably — in 2012.
LIGHTNING DEAL: HOSHANHO Damascus Chef Knife. #CommissionEarned
IN THE SEVENTIES GIRLS LOVED THEM: Quaaludes Might Be Back.
ARE YOU DESPAIRING ABOUT 2028? Rod Martin offers an abundance of evidence from history and logic that points to Reagan’s 1984 electoral landslide and unprecedented economic boom as the strongest indicator of what to expect in two years.
CONSTITUENT SERVICE:
Here is a sample of the 548 people that just had their death penalty commuted by Gov. Newsom:
1. Charles Ng
Brutally murdered 11 people, including men, women, and infants2. Randy Kraft
Brutally murdered at least 16 young men, torturing and dismembering victims3. Marcus…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 5, 2026
WHEN POLITICS ISN’T YOUR RELIGION:
I love how Redditors can't even find an image of Conservatives melting down so they just photoshopped a Maga hat on the crying liberal from Trump's first inauguration.
Total cultural victory. pic.twitter.com/1dzNSYnwwY
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) November 6, 2026
FOR THE UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF OPPOSITION:
For what exactly? pic.twitter.com/xpzfixC3iR
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) November 5, 2026
Remember when David French posed as the sensible principled conservative as opposed to Trump’s impulsiveness and irrationality?
Key word: Posed.
November 5, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Party on.
OLD BLIGHTY’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Russell Brand Convicted In UK Court On Charges Of Raping While Not Muslim https://t.co/2gPPtBb8dl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 5, 2026
THE DOG THAT DIDN’T BARK: Where’s the Press? Explicitly Antisemitic Protest in Philadelphia Has Zero Media Interest.
DOWNFALL: The Inevitable Hitler Explodes Over the GOP Losing the Midterms Video Has Dropped:
I knew this was bound to come soon, and it does not disappoint! https://t.co/vStvnMPHZp
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) November 6, 2026
SALON SINGS SWAN SONG: Goodbye from Salon.
We also want to thank our readers. You came to Salon for the journalism, the dialogue, the essays, the criticism, the unexpected discoveries and the sense that there was a place on the internet where ideas mattered. You read, shared, challenged, subscribed, wrote to us and kept coming back. Your engagement made Salon a publication and a community, and it gave our work meaning. We are so grateful for the time you spent with us.
The business realities of independent digital journalism have changed profoundly over the years. After careful consideration, we have reached the difficult decision that our publishing model is no longer sustainable. We know this news will be deeply disappointing to many of you, and we share that sadness.
Perhaps we can still collectivize all the memories, though:
● Hugo Chavez’s economic miracle.
—David Sirota, Salon, March 6, 2013.
—Salon.com, January 18, 2014.
● “Like [the late communist Pete] Seeger and the FDR cargo cult, Salon also harbors turn-the-clock-back fantasies of their own: Last month, the publication called for the nationalization of the news media because it was uncomfortable with the glut of right-leaning news and opinion led by — you guessed it! — Fox News. (Hmmm — I wonder if someone in the FCC read that article?) Now the Website wishes to turn the clock back on the film industry because of a perceived glut of independent films.”
—Easy Riders, Raging Stasists, Ed Driscoll.com, February 22, 2014.
—Salon.com, July 8, 2014.
Exit question:


And:

MORE:
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— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 5, 2026
An unfortunate development for Salon’s reader. The button was right there. https://t.co/UBxkLfIaTl pic.twitter.com/3jjiKoo2op
— Ajit Pai (@AjitPai) November 5, 2026
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— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2026
UPDATE (7:30 PM): Jonathan Levine of the Washington Free Beacon is rounding up some of Salon’s greatest hits over the years, including this brilliant juxtaposition:

POTTY-MOUTH POLITICOS: Democrats started the downward slide into public vulgarity in 2025, according to the Washington Post, and Republicans, led by President Donald Trump, followed right along, and conservative evangelical Christians were almost uniformly silent about it. Might that silence reflect a deep Biblical illiteracy among Christians?
UPDATE: Is this too much to ask: “perhaps it’s time we start insisting upon, as a minimum standard, language from which children need not be protected, transparent and accountable decision-making, and keeping promises made at all levels of American politics and governance.”